Aanand
@aanand.style
Inventor of the “Aanand style” of eating pizza
Star Wars (1977)
They're coming out with a huge new machine that fucking sucks
December 6, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Star Wars (1977)
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“You can use emoji as variable names”
December 4, 2025 at 3:46 AM
“You can use emoji as variable names”
I used to write such bloated graphics code, but when I saw how much can be achieved in just a few kilobytes I underwent a Demoscene conversion
December 4, 2025 at 3:28 AM
I used to write such bloated graphics code, but when I saw how much can be achieved in just a few kilobytes I underwent a Demoscene conversion
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the part of zipping up a zipper when you’re “ really rockin & rollin”
December 4, 2025 at 3:15 AM
the part of zipping up a zipper when you’re “ really rockin & rollin”
“It is not documented anywhere; true features never are.” – Herman Melville
December 3, 2025 at 6:59 PM
“It is not documented anywhere; true features never are.” – Herman Melville
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The term "cyber monday" was coined by William Gibson
December 1, 2025 at 2:47 PM
The term "cyber monday" was coined by William Gibson
A lot of takes here seem to presume at least one of:
1. Most people – online and off – hate genAI
2. Tech will fail to make any kind of profit from genAI
3. When that happens, genAI will go away
And I would love for even one of those to be true, but that doesn't make them true
1. Most people – online and off – hate genAI
2. Tech will fail to make any kind of profit from genAI
3. When that happens, genAI will go away
And I would love for even one of those to be true, but that doesn't make them true
December 1, 2025 at 4:10 PM
A lot of takes here seem to presume at least one of:
1. Most people – online and off – hate genAI
2. Tech will fail to make any kind of profit from genAI
3. When that happens, genAI will go away
And I would love for even one of those to be true, but that doesn't make them true
1. Most people – online and off – hate genAI
2. Tech will fail to make any kind of profit from genAI
3. When that happens, genAI will go away
And I would love for even one of those to be true, but that doesn't make them true
The New Yorker masculinity crisis article (which actually came out three weeks ago) is in fact good, so FYI if you’re reacting to it without having read it, you look like an idiot. archive.ph/H3lDT
archive.ph
December 1, 2025 at 3:43 PM
The New Yorker masculinity crisis article (which actually came out three weeks ago) is in fact good, so FYI if you’re reacting to it without having read it, you look like an idiot. archive.ph/H3lDT
Look, I’ll say it: I like Liquid Glass and I like almost every design decision I’ve encountered in iOS 26 so far
November 30, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Look, I’ll say it: I like Liquid Glass and I like almost every design decision I’ve encountered in iOS 26 so far
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Me: Yeah, gonna be a busy holiday season for us, but we’re looking forward to it :) So lucky to spend it with this guy!
My boyfriend the red M&M: If anyone messes with my girl, they’ll be seeing red! The yellow one is always putting the moves on her, which really chaps my ass and makes it red.
My boyfriend the red M&M: If anyone messes with my girl, they’ll be seeing red! The yellow one is always putting the moves on her, which really chaps my ass and makes it red.
November 18, 2024 at 1:19 AM
Me: Yeah, gonna be a busy holiday season for us, but we’re looking forward to it :) So lucky to spend it with this guy!
My boyfriend the red M&M: If anyone messes with my girl, they’ll be seeing red! The yellow one is always putting the moves on her, which really chaps my ass and makes it red.
My boyfriend the red M&M: If anyone messes with my girl, they’ll be seeing red! The yellow one is always putting the moves on her, which really chaps my ass and makes it red.
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SCROOGE (Walton Goggins) (VO): It had been seven years Old Marley had been dead. Unless this is known, nothing fantastic can be understood
MARLEY (Danny McBride) flings open BEDROOM DOOR: Hey Scrooge what's up you sassy son of a bitch. Who decorated this place Jack the Ripper
MARLEY (Danny McBride) flings open BEDROOM DOOR: Hey Scrooge what's up you sassy son of a bitch. Who decorated this place Jack the Ripper
December 16, 2024 at 10:20 PM
SCROOGE (Walton Goggins) (VO): It had been seven years Old Marley had been dead. Unless this is known, nothing fantastic can be understood
MARLEY (Danny McBride) flings open BEDROOM DOOR: Hey Scrooge what's up you sassy son of a bitch. Who decorated this place Jack the Ripper
MARLEY (Danny McBride) flings open BEDROOM DOOR: Hey Scrooge what's up you sassy son of a bitch. Who decorated this place Jack the Ripper
[at a bar where they serve slices of bread instead of drinks] Leave the loaf 😉
November 27, 2025 at 10:55 PM
[at a bar where they serve slices of bread instead of drinks] Leave the loaf 😉
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PSA if you’re visiting family this weekend:
• Samsung calls it Sweat Mode
• LG calls it SweatVision
• Sony calls it Salt Secretion
• Roku calls it AutoSweat™
• Google TV calls it Image Perspiration
• Vizio calls it DripTech
• Samsung calls it Sweat Mode
• LG calls it SweatVision
• Sony calls it Salt Secretion
• Roku calls it AutoSweat™
• Google TV calls it Image Perspiration
• Vizio calls it DripTech
November 27, 2024 at 12:59 AM
PSA if you’re visiting family this weekend:
• Samsung calls it Sweat Mode
• LG calls it SweatVision
• Sony calls it Salt Secretion
• Roku calls it AutoSweat™
• Google TV calls it Image Perspiration
• Vizio calls it DripTech
• Samsung calls it Sweat Mode
• LG calls it SweatVision
• Sony calls it Salt Secretion
• Roku calls it AutoSweat™
• Google TV calls it Image Perspiration
• Vizio calls it DripTech
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Tomorrow is a special occasion for Americans: Beat Ya Dick Day. If you have a dick, it's time to go to town on it: hitting, slapping, pinching, kicking — no holds barred. Try whapping it with a spatula, or snapping it with rubber bands; it's your dick, it's your day 🇺🇸
November 26, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Tomorrow is a special occasion for Americans: Beat Ya Dick Day. If you have a dick, it's time to go to town on it: hitting, slapping, pinching, kicking — no holds barred. Try whapping it with a spatula, or snapping it with rubber bands; it's your dick, it's your day 🇺🇸
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new favourite New York Times term for a British thing just dropped
November 26, 2025 at 10:05 AM
new favourite New York Times term for a British thing just dropped
– Quote from man in Hind taken on with bare hands
November 24, 2025 at 5:33 AM
– Quote from man in Hind taken on with bare hands