Aaron Benjamin
aaronbenjamin.bsky.social
Aaron Benjamin
@aaronbenjamin.bsky.social
Why does the hand on the PapaJohns box have 6 fingers?
September 17, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Just leaving this here...
June 16, 2025 at 6:19 PM
But if you’re just hanging out…clothing optional.
June 13, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Grok, X’s AI bot, analyzed the most influential neo Nazi voices in modern media, scored them, and made a list of the top 10. Here they are:
March 17, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Me helping people with their UX portfolio:
March 12, 2025 at 12:34 PM
For regular loads, fill to line 1. For large loads, use line 2.

WHAT ARE THE OTHER LINES FOR?

“They’re a tax on not reading directions.”
January 1, 2025 at 9:04 PM
I guess you can buy UX in a bottle now.
December 24, 2024 at 12:34 AM
Whoever came up with this fake Cancel button idea: I hope the corner of your fitted sheet pops off the mattress every night for the rest of your life.
December 4, 2024 at 5:07 AM
Day one of painting logos until I get good at art.
December 3, 2024 at 12:53 AM
Can we all agree that this is the worst way to select a date?

Just let me type it in. 🤦‍♂️
December 2, 2024 at 4:22 PM
Forget A.I.

This is the most exciting technology of 2023.
June 3, 2023 at 10:28 PM
TIL: Yoo-hoo isn’t chocolate milk. It’s chocolate water.
May 3, 2023 at 10:59 PM