Aaron Van Scyoc
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Aaron Van Scyoc
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Your troubled aunt.
I would never cross a single faggot featured on Homeworthy.
November 22, 2025 at 1:54 AM
Every AD Open Door video exists on a spectrum of whether they make the celebrity look like a douche or a dork.
November 17, 2025 at 3:29 AM
Why does everyone deride 50 Shades as bad BDSM fic, when it’s clearly executive play fic?
August 25, 2025 at 2:11 AM
My fanatical opinions on Match Game as an institution of American TV entertainment are probably my most fuckable quality.
August 15, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Maybe this pic of the pasta I just made will start getting me papabile heat
May 6, 2025 at 10:39 PM
It’s not a HUGE deal, and I’ll be okay. But it’s kind of fucked up that I haven’t been brought up in the papal successor conversation ONCE.
May 6, 2025 at 1:50 AM
How do you think Walton Goggins feels about every publication in the world being like, “Kinda weird people wanna fuck this guy, right?”
April 25, 2025 at 5:20 PM
The Everybody’s Live episode with John Waters and Stavros Halkias should get an Emmy.
April 17, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Trans people are always visible to me, because of my heat-sensor array.

You can’t hide from me.
April 1, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Elon huffed all the good stuff
March 22, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Al Franken sure is in The Residence, isn’t he?
March 22, 2025 at 3:24 AM
The best scene in Shampoo is the one where Carrie Fisher keeps saying faggot.
March 18, 2025 at 11:47 PM
I guess I just don’t see how the world gets better from here. The whole of existence seems committed to becoming uglier and inoperable.
March 18, 2025 at 7:09 PM
The core premise of Hidetaka Miyazaki’s games is that you’re a janitor cleaning up a fantasy novel’s mess.
March 17, 2025 at 4:11 AM
British people simply must stop using the term “niggle”, especially when referring to people of color. #TraitorsUK
March 7, 2025 at 6:42 AM
Musk’s saddest perversion is his ingratitude. America and its workers made him the richest man on Earth, and he wants to tear it apart.
February 23, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Sort of hate that podcasts are becoming TV.
February 12, 2025 at 4:27 PM
The fundamental flaw of the katana is that it is so well engineered that it can make a guy who looks like the manager of a GameStop seem like a master of the blade
February 3, 2025 at 4:07 PM
When someone dies in a movie by falling down the stairs, I am always convinced that I would come to no harm. If it were me, I’d fall better.
January 30, 2025 at 4:37 AM
When will Robert Eggers adapt the gothic thriller of me making eye contact with a woman on the subway while she scarfed a Chobani and I applied Carmex to my lips?
January 27, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Honestly, this whole group bought tickets to the Dimension 20 show at MSG.
January 26, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Marilyn Monroe was such a splendid actor. A necessary gateway of queer wisdom is the anger you feel at the world for cramming her genius into a such a tiny box that it suffocated her.
January 25, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Reposted by Aaron Van Scyoc
re Leaving America… like 1. fuck you! my friends are here and 2. do people think that there’s a country that they’ve never heard of that’s immune to the fascist turn by every nuclear power that you can only see if you look at a globe in a mirror
January 25, 2025 at 6:16 PM
All this hype over boys with golden retriever energy. What about us dudes with Columbo’s basset hound energy?
January 25, 2025 at 5:36 PM
January 25, 2025 at 3:26 PM