Aaron
@aaronmarx.bsky.social
NYC, SoCal. 🏳️🌈 Synesthesia. Autistic. he/him. Replies are my love language. Blue text message supremacist
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It’s us
What caused a massive die-off of penguins off the South African coast?
There are fewer than 10,000 breeding pairs of African penguins left today.
wapo.st
December 7, 2025 at 2:39 AM
It’s us
What’s especially a funny about this “Things That Didn’t Happen For $500 Alex” is that good old fashioned alcohol poisoning/puking can be life-threateningly bad.
It was a pain worse than childbirth, said a TikTok mom as she described bouts of uncontrollable vomiting after marijuana use.
‘Scromiting,’ or uncontrollable vomiting due to marijuana use, is on the rise | CNN
Uncontrolled, explosive vomiting after marijuana use, called “scromiting,” is on the rise in the US, including among teenagers. Here’s what you need to know.
cnn.it
December 6, 2025 at 11:53 PM
What’s especially a funny about this “Things That Didn’t Happen For $500 Alex” is that good old fashioned alcohol poisoning/puking can be life-threateningly bad.
I’m sure the 2028 primary won’t be a hot mess or anything
prediction: Kamala was right and Shapiro is annoyed that she was right about him
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Josh Shapiro calls Kamala Harris book claims about him 'utter bull----' in fiery interview response
Gov. Josh Shapiro denied Kamala Harris' book allegations about him wanting to be "co-president," calling them "blatant lies," and said she was "trying to sell books."
www.foxnews.com
December 4, 2025 at 7:01 AM
I’m sure the 2028 primary won’t be a hot mess or anything
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I’m kind of new to the Democrats, but I thought we were FOR respecting the legal process, and also that we were AGAINST political corruption. And that it was especially important to hold to these principles at this time.
But I guess there’s some insider memo I didn’t get that would set me straight?
But I guess there’s some insider memo I didn’t get that would set me straight?
Jeffries claims the charges against Cueller were "very thin" and says Trump's pardon was "exactly the right outcome"
December 3, 2025 at 6:30 PM
I’m kind of new to the Democrats, but I thought we were FOR respecting the legal process, and also that we were AGAINST political corruption. And that it was especially important to hold to these principles at this time.
But I guess there’s some insider memo I didn’t get that would set me straight?
But I guess there’s some insider memo I didn’t get that would set me straight?
Brett loves this and prob jacks off to it.
Brett Kavanagh, his friends, and his family will be living with these images until their dying days. Unimaginable betrayal of the American creed.
Agents in Key Largo, Florida ripped this woman wearing medical scrubs out of her car as she screamed she is a US citizen. Agents cuffed her and put her in one of their cars.
She was eventually let go, per David Goodhue of the Miami Herald, who also took this footage:
She was eventually let go, per David Goodhue of the Miami Herald, who also took this footage:
December 3, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Brett loves this and prob jacks off to it.
NYT, literally:
“Trump fell asleep in a meeting.
But please note that Joe Biden rarely took questions from the media, and Trump has a much more demanding schedule, which he fulfills vigorously, no wonder he got so tired!!!”
@nytpitchbot.bsky.social
“Trump fell asleep in a meeting.
But please note that Joe Biden rarely took questions from the media, and Trump has a much more demanding schedule, which he fulfills vigorously, no wonder he got so tired!!!”
@nytpitchbot.bsky.social
December 3, 2025 at 2:27 PM
NYT, literally:
“Trump fell asleep in a meeting.
But please note that Joe Biden rarely took questions from the media, and Trump has a much more demanding schedule, which he fulfills vigorously, no wonder he got so tired!!!”
@nytpitchbot.bsky.social
“Trump fell asleep in a meeting.
But please note that Joe Biden rarely took questions from the media, and Trump has a much more demanding schedule, which he fulfills vigorously, no wonder he got so tired!!!”
@nytpitchbot.bsky.social
God I just love that store
Costco files suit against the government, saying the Trump tariffs are unlawful. The company wants a refund.
Others that have already filed suit: Revlon, eyeglass maker EssilorLuxottica, Kawasaki, Bumble Bee, Yokohama Tire and many smaller firms.
www.nbcnews.com/business/bus...
Others that have already filed suit: Revlon, eyeglass maker EssilorLuxottica, Kawasaki, Bumble Bee, Yokohama Tire and many smaller firms.
www.nbcnews.com/business/bus...
Costco sues the Trump administration, seeking a refund of tariffs
The wholesaler is the latest company to sue a federal agency over the president's signature economic policy.
www.nbcnews.com
December 2, 2025 at 5:28 AM
God I just love that store
Every day that I resist opening
New York Times dot com, I consider both a moral victory and a personal one.
I’m a NYC resident, so it’s kind of my local paper… otherwise I would get rid of it.
New York Times dot com, I consider both a moral victory and a personal one.
I’m a NYC resident, so it’s kind of my local paper… otherwise I would get rid of it.
December 1, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Every day that I resist opening
New York Times dot com, I consider both a moral victory and a personal one.
I’m a NYC resident, so it’s kind of my local paper… otherwise I would get rid of it.
New York Times dot com, I consider both a moral victory and a personal one.
I’m a NYC resident, so it’s kind of my local paper… otherwise I would get rid of it.
Häs The New Yôrker Lóst its miñd?
When a cancelled performer reënters the culture, we expect them to offer us a great work, channelling their newfound clarity into the finest art they’ve ever made. With his new comedy show and début novel, has Louis C.K. met the bar?
www.newyorker.com/culture/crit...
www.newyorker.com/culture/crit...
Louis C.K.’s Next Chapter
In a new standup special, and a début novel, the comedian navigates murky, post-#MeToo terrain: not quite exiled, not quite welcomed back.
www.newyorker.com
November 29, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Häs The New Yôrker Lóst its miñd?
Undoubtedly NYT will go with “Death toll climbs to 80 in ______”
Every headline about the Hegseth thing should read “ordered the killing of men, a war crime” because it unambiguously is. This isn’t a matter of debate. You can’t sink a ship and then blow up the helpless survivors, even if they’re actual enemy soldiers, much less random South American men.
November 28, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Undoubtedly NYT will go with “Death toll climbs to 80 in ______”
Seeing posts about Lizza and Nuzzi makes my body Dizzi and my brain Fuzzi
November 27, 2025 at 4:17 AM
Seeing posts about Lizza and Nuzzi makes my body Dizzi and my brain Fuzzi
I love this song!
Larry Summers is out at the NY Times, where he was a contributing writer. From a Times spokesperson:
“Lawrence Summers was a contributing writer for New York Times Opinion on a 1-year contract beginning in January, 2025. We do not intend to renew this contract. We thank him for his contributions.”
“Lawrence Summers was a contributing writer for New York Times Opinion on a 1-year contract beginning in January, 2025. We do not intend to renew this contract. We thank him for his contributions.”
November 18, 2025 at 8:33 PM
I love this song!
I wonder why Schumer’s office never replies to my emails asking if he has switched parties? 🤔
November 9, 2025 at 11:26 PM
I wonder why Schumer’s office never replies to my emails asking if he has switched parties? 🤔
I don’t know who you are yet, but this is the energy I need. Following!
not to brag but I got so many blocks yesterday I could build a fort
November 8, 2025 at 3:18 PM
I don’t know who you are yet, but this is the energy I need. Following!
If you get a chance, give Bill our condolences on Cuomo’s loss, and reassure him everything’s gonna be ok!
More people voted in New York City’s election this year than they have in 50 years.
That’s a win for democracy, and a testament to @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social's inspiring campaign.
Congratulations to the next mayor of the greatest city in the world. 🗽
That’s a win for democracy, and a testament to @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social's inspiring campaign.
Congratulations to the next mayor of the greatest city in the world. 🗽
November 5, 2025 at 4:13 PM
If you get a chance, give Bill our condolences on Cuomo’s loss, and reassure him everything’s gonna be ok!
Are we SURE Meister isn’t pro-Mamdani??
Defend NYC, a pro-Cuomo super PAC operated by Trump adviser Jason Meister, is spending hundreds of thousands of dollars on sending out this text message to NYC voters, hoping it'll convince them to vote Cuomo for mayor, new filings show.
October 31, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Are we SURE Meister isn’t pro-Mamdani??
LGBT can be racists too!!
(see WeHo, California)
(see WeHo, California)
Who are the 7% LGBT voters for Sliwa?
Zohran doing best with market rate tenants is a trvth nvke
October 31, 2025 at 6:06 PM
LGBT can be racists too!!
(see WeHo, California)
(see WeHo, California)
Doing @theonion.com’s work for them!
Lunacy. tech.yahoo.com/science/arti...
Jeff Bezos Says He Doesn't Understand Why Anybody Alive Now Would Be 'Discouraged'—Because Soon, 'Millions Of People Will Be Living In Space'
Jeff Bezos says the future is so bright, he "doesn't see how anybody can be discouraged who is alive right now." Speaking at Italian Tech Week 2025 earlier this month with Ferrari and Stellantis chair...
tech.yahoo.com
October 25, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Doing @theonion.com’s work for them!
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This is an easy to read succinct statement of Stancilism renewal.org.uk/blog/all-tha...
All that is solid melts into posts: an interview with Will Stancil
In recent years, the American researcher (and committed social media poster) Will Stancil has emerged as one of the most prominent and vociferous critics of materialist theories of politics, and of th...
renewal.org.uk
October 23, 2025 at 8:29 PM
This is an easy to read succinct statement of Stancilism renewal.org.uk/blog/all-tha...
This “thousands” thing is such obvious trolling.
I could see “thousands” myself with my own eyeballs, and I didn’t time travel around the country this morning.
I could see “thousands” myself with my own eyeballs, and I didn’t time travel around the country this morning.
October 18, 2025 at 8:06 PM
This “thousands” thing is such obvious trolling.
I could see “thousands” myself with my own eyeballs, and I didn’t time travel around the country this morning.
I could see “thousands” myself with my own eyeballs, and I didn’t time travel around the country this morning.
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I legitimately got chills watching this. She’s a crusader.
I would knock doors if she were the Democratic nominee for president, running on a campaign of de-Nazifying our government.
I would knock doors if she were the Democratic nominee for president, running on a campaign of de-Nazifying our government.
Tish James lit up the room last night — and her words echoed far beyond the walls of The United Palace. This is a fight for the future.
October 18, 2025 at 3:36 AM
I legitimately got chills watching this. She’s a crusader.
I would knock doors if she were the Democratic nominee for president, running on a campaign of de-Nazifying our government.
I would knock doors if she were the Democratic nominee for president, running on a campaign of de-Nazifying our government.
I loathe Gavin but it would give me giddy pleasure to see JD Vance get demolished, re-demolished, briefly resurrected, and then completely obliterated by Gavin in a general election.
October 16, 2025 at 12:14 PM
I loathe Gavin but it would give me giddy pleasure to see JD Vance get demolished, re-demolished, briefly resurrected, and then completely obliterated by Gavin in a general election.
“I would never have said shit like this, therefore none of the other young republicans would have!”
As I note in this episode, I'm a woman so I'm used to people reflexively dismissing me as "stupid" or "ignorant." So not surprised that happened here.
But I was a young Republican in high school. I would have *never* said shit like this. Ever.
youtu.be/ZktofrLJNvY?...
But I was a young Republican in high school. I would have *never* said shit like this. Ever.
youtu.be/ZktofrLJNvY?...
Why Marjorie Taylor Greene makes Republicans miserable
YouTube video by Salon
youtu.be
October 15, 2025 at 7:33 PM
“I would never have said shit like this, therefore none of the other young republicans would have!”
The marmot entered the chat:
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