Abby
@abbyeo.bsky.social
phew, who even knows. https://linktr.ee/abby_eo
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wtf is a FIFA peace prize? that's like being an NFL laureate in physics
December 5, 2025 at 7:21 PM
wtf is a FIFA peace prize? that's like being an NFL laureate in physics
FIFA today, FAFO tomorrow
December 5, 2025 at 7:53 PM
FIFA today, FAFO tomorrow
I’ll say it: Olivia Nuzzi is an inspiration. While most successful people my age feed my imposter syndrome, she continues to help me realize that there is actually no bottom. Average zennial women across the nation thank you for your morale-boosting service, Olivia. 🫡
December 3, 2025 at 4:19 PM
I’ll say it: Olivia Nuzzi is an inspiration. While most successful people my age feed my imposter syndrome, she continues to help me realize that there is actually no bottom. Average zennial women across the nation thank you for your morale-boosting service, Olivia. 🫡
It’s my [birthday] and I’ll [make us late to church] if I want to 🥰
November 30, 2025 at 3:47 PM
It’s my [birthday] and I’ll [make us late to church] if I want to 🥰
Very upsetting that MTG’s resignation is how I learned that 2026 is two months away
November 22, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Very upsetting that MTG’s resignation is how I learned that 2026 is two months away
Erika Kirk’s PR team 🤝 Chandler Bing’s brain
November 7, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Erika Kirk’s PR team 🤝 Chandler Bing’s brain
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If you are in need (SNAP, WIC, furloughed, unemployed) please make an Amazon wish list with food items, hygiene products, & cleaning products.
Share it using #MyNeedsList so others can send you something to help out during this difficult time.
(The link to #MyNeedsList is in the comments.)
Share it using #MyNeedsList so others can send you something to help out during this difficult time.
(The link to #MyNeedsList is in the comments.)
November 4, 2025 at 9:21 PM
If you are in need (SNAP, WIC, furloughed, unemployed) please make an Amazon wish list with food items, hygiene products, & cleaning products.
Share it using #MyNeedsList so others can send you something to help out during this difficult time.
(The link to #MyNeedsList is in the comments.)
Share it using #MyNeedsList so others can send you something to help out during this difficult time.
(The link to #MyNeedsList is in the comments.)
Hey New York I hope you all ZohRAN to the polls today
November 4, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Hey New York I hope you all ZohRAN to the polls today
If your body is also keeping the score today and this week, be extra kind to yourself. If you don’t know what I’m talking about, keep scrolling bestie. 😘
November 4, 2025 at 6:28 PM
If your body is also keeping the score today and this week, be extra kind to yourself. If you don’t know what I’m talking about, keep scrolling bestie. 😘
Growing up homeschooled means I understand almost no cultural references, but it also means I can make an incredibly stupid dad joke out of anything to deflect from my ignorance. Your move, culture wars.
November 4, 2025 at 2:07 PM
Growing up homeschooled means I understand almost no cultural references, but it also means I can make an incredibly stupid dad joke out of anything to deflect from my ignorance. Your move, culture wars.
Is crying over taxes a recession indicator, cause I got emotional tonight when I realized this calendar year will be the first since college that I won’t have W2 income to report from
November 3, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Is crying over taxes a recession indicator, cause I got emotional tonight when I realized this calendar year will be the first since college that I won’t have W2 income to report from
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Oh OK wow, unfollowing now. Was a big fan of the best of times. Was not aware it was also the worst of times.
October 29, 2025 at 11:08 AM
Oh OK wow, unfollowing now. Was a big fan of the best of times. Was not aware it was also the worst of times.
If every accusation is an admission, what does that say about the people who vehemently oppose politicians like Mamdani, Omar, or Tlaib based on their religion?
If they think Zohran is going to force every New Yorker to eat halal, what do they think a Christian mayor should do?
If they think Zohran is going to force every New Yorker to eat halal, what do they think a Christian mayor should do?
October 29, 2025 at 1:24 PM
If every accusation is an admission, what does that say about the people who vehemently oppose politicians like Mamdani, Omar, or Tlaib based on their religion?
If they think Zohran is going to force every New Yorker to eat halal, what do they think a Christian mayor should do?
If they think Zohran is going to force every New Yorker to eat halal, what do they think a Christian mayor should do?
Crazy idea but what if the Democrats started offering solutions and doing *anything* instead of holding the country hostage with “you must vote for us if you actually care about your basic human rights” messaging
October 28, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Crazy idea but what if the Democrats started offering solutions and doing *anything* instead of holding the country hostage with “you must vote for us if you actually care about your basic human rights” messaging
Man I hate it when I don’t get enough sleep, don’t eat anything until after noon, sit on the couch all day, forget to take my meds, and then randomly feel super depressed outta nowhere. I wish someone could figure out the deal here.
October 28, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Man I hate it when I don’t get enough sleep, don’t eat anything until after noon, sit on the couch all day, forget to take my meds, and then randomly feel super depressed outta nowhere. I wish someone could figure out the deal here.
Folks I’m calling it now, the word of the year for 2025 is “lolsob”
October 23, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Folks I’m calling it now, the word of the year for 2025 is “lolsob”
Honestly I’m just impressed that the louvre robbers were that skilled at parallel parking under pressure
October 21, 2025 at 12:29 PM
Honestly I’m just impressed that the louvre robbers were that skilled at parallel parking under pressure
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Teddy Roosevelt breathlessly busts the wall down Koolaid Man-style clutching the Sherman Anti-Trust Act like it's the glasses case that saved his life: "OH NO!"
So a lot of things use AWS
October 20, 2025 at 12:31 PM
Teddy Roosevelt breathlessly busts the wall down Koolaid Man-style clutching the Sherman Anti-Trust Act like it's the glasses case that saved his life: "OH NO!"
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Proud papa moment: my son J published a letter in the @nytimes.com today (in print tomorrow) on the need to think our definitions of autism.
October 18, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Proud papa moment: my son J published a letter in the @nytimes.com today (in print tomorrow) on the need to think our definitions of autism.
Friends, it’s 2025. At no point do we have to hand it to fascists.
October 16, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Friends, it’s 2025. At no point do we have to hand it to fascists.
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UGH. Finding a non-genetic cause wouldn't help parents of existing high-support-needs autists at ALL. Better supports would. (And this admin laid off the ENTIRE Office of Special Education and Rehabilitative Services.)
Any "autism mom" carrying water for RFK is burning down their child's liferaft.
Any "autism mom" carrying water for RFK is burning down their child's liferaft.
Waking up and choosing violence today.
The New York Times is once again running a former friend where the bottom line is “I don’t like RFK but at least he’s trying to help out the parents of children with autism.”
No, he is not
The New York Times is once again running a former friend where the bottom line is “I don’t like RFK but at least he’s trying to help out the parents of children with autism.”
No, he is not
October 16, 2025 at 5:49 PM
UGH. Finding a non-genetic cause wouldn't help parents of existing high-support-needs autists at ALL. Better supports would. (And this admin laid off the ENTIRE Office of Special Education and Rehabilitative Services.)
Any "autism mom" carrying water for RFK is burning down their child's liferaft.
Any "autism mom" carrying water for RFK is burning down their child's liferaft.
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“Norway, who doesn’t select winners, has to prepare for Trump’s wrath because he’s is too stupid to distinguish between the Nobel Committee and the country where the committee meets”
www.theguardian.com/world/2025/o...
www.theguardian.com/world/2025/o...
October 10, 2025 at 12:05 PM
“Norway, who doesn’t select winners, has to prepare for Trump’s wrath because he’s is too stupid to distinguish between the Nobel Committee and the country where the committee meets”
www.theguardian.com/world/2025/o...
www.theguardian.com/world/2025/o...
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One of my favorite moments from Nobel Prize history:
The Nobel Committee couldn’t reach Stanford professor Paul Milgrom to let him know that he had been awarded the Nobel Prize for Economics, so his fellow winner, Robert Wilson, went over to his house in the middle of the night to wake him up!
The Nobel Committee couldn’t reach Stanford professor Paul Milgrom to let him know that he had been awarded the Nobel Prize for Economics, so his fellow winner, Robert Wilson, went over to his house in the middle of the night to wake him up!
October 10, 2025 at 12:43 PM
One of my favorite moments from Nobel Prize history:
The Nobel Committee couldn’t reach Stanford professor Paul Milgrom to let him know that he had been awarded the Nobel Prize for Economics, so his fellow winner, Robert Wilson, went over to his house in the middle of the night to wake him up!
The Nobel Committee couldn’t reach Stanford professor Paul Milgrom to let him know that he had been awarded the Nobel Prize for Economics, so his fellow winner, Robert Wilson, went over to his house in the middle of the night to wake him up!
Dear God, just to clarify real quick: when I asked You to help me become a “messy bitch,” I meant more like a disruptor of oppressive powers and less like a 2-year-old eating a sloppy joe
October 9, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Dear God, just to clarify real quick: when I asked You to help me become a “messy bitch,” I meant more like a disruptor of oppressive powers and less like a 2-year-old eating a sloppy joe