Abima
@abimababy.bsky.social
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Cymraeg, Kiswahili, Deutsch DC, Port Talbot, Nairobi Dogs, green apples, The Roots ♌ ♓ ♏ Loads of cursing
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abimababy.bsky.social
I met a kid named Kevlar.
I don't ever want to hear shit about a Shanequa or anything else. What the weird fuck?
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erinbiba.bsky.social
LMAOOOOO

A bunch of comedians tried to make up for their participation in the Riyadh comedy festival by donating their pay to Human Rights Watch and Human rights Watch was like “nah bitch we don’t want your dirty blood money” 😂😂 I’m dying
Human Rights Watch Doesn’t Want Any Riyadh Comedy Festival Money
Taking money from those who took money from Saudi Arabia would impact perception of the org’s independence.
www.vulture.com
abimababy.bsky.social
Making these thugs look dumb as hell
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mondycarrington.blacksky.app
They straight up lie about it. Mostly because they know, women will runaway if they divulge it beforehand.
A man told me he had one child…
Why did I find out he’s Father Abraham?
He left out the other seven.
the-cigar-girl.blacksky.app
Men really be trying to dodge the “how many kids do you have” question
abimababy.bsky.social
The trick is to be like "by the way I love kids. You have any?" once he shows you that he has a basketball team worth of kids, find another reason to cut him off in case he's crazy.
abimababy.bsky.social
Not Father Abraham 😂
abimababy.bsky.social
They insane insane
abimababy.bsky.social
No contest 😂

Man, I wish America appreciated the gift that it's diversity is.
abimababy.bsky.social
Beyoncé hairline is actually ridonk. The clarifying shampoo or whatever it's called is amazing. Some products are for um rich or white people (the oil is so little for the price. Maybe straight hair don't need as much?) But the shampoos and conditioners have genuinely changed my hair for the better.
xavierbeloved.blacksky.app
What’s a celebrity product you actually do love ?
abimababy.bsky.social
Women, it's 2025. Time for us to grow up. Have AT LEAST the audacity of homeless white males. Keep your standards up.
abimababy.bsky.social
The prototype, Angela Bassett.
abimababy.bsky.social
Black people who ignore Taylor Swift being problematic as fuck are a other demographic that's easy to cut off and block.
abimababy.bsky.social
Your MAGAt family and friends hate immigrants more than they care about stopping pedophiles.
abimababy.bsky.social
Married single mothers break my heart. Imagine cleaning up after a mf who don't even help you in any way with kids he probably coerced you into having with false promises. Omg.

Or the men who marry a sweet gentle woman and then the ring goes on and all of a sudden her goal in life is to stress you.
a bald man wearing glasses is making a funny face while sitting in front of a wall .
ALT: a bald man wearing glasses is making a funny face while sitting in front of a wall .
media.tenor.com
abimababy.bsky.social
I mean, maybe temp wise due to all the global warming? I'm in DC and I've never had my AC on well into October before.
carlquintanilla.bsky.social
“We’re the hottest country in the world right now. We went from a dead country a year ago to the hottest country in the world.”

- 10/8/25
carlquintanilla.bsky.social
MOODY’S: Twenty-two states are either in a recession or on the precipice of a downturn. 👀

@axios.com 🇺🇸
www.axios.com/newsletters/...
abimababy.bsky.social
Right?? Like, heaven forfend I am ever goofy enough to be accused of being on meth in such a poetic way.
abimababy.bsky.social
Somebody on YouTube comments said a loony MAGAt "worships at the Church of the Crystal Methodists" and I believe I am going to fucking faint 💀 Y'all cold as fuck fr
abimababy.bsky.social
Christ, has the Reich canceled Ms Piggy as well?
abimababy.bsky.social
I had a Ms Piggy doll as a kid and she was my alter ego. You couldn't tell that bitch nothing
abimababy.bsky.social
Yesterday.
(Monsoon wedding is a close second).