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unethical bisexuality
December 7, 2025 at 5:36 PM
The way I just popped 🤼
December 7, 2025 at 3:06 AM
Freshly squeezed Konosuke Takeshita 🤼
December 7, 2025 at 2:57 AM
This could easily be the main event for next year’s All In for the men’s world title 🤼
December 7, 2025 at 2:49 AM
Come on Soup, you don’t need to use heel entrance, it’s ok. 🤼
December 7, 2025 at 2:48 AM
Mox is fucked 🤼
December 7, 2025 at 2:42 AM
It was a pretty good joke 🤼
December 7, 2025 at 2:30 AM
The Boys were a liability and Ricochet recognized it because that’s what champions do 🤼
December 7, 2025 at 2:28 AM
I’d definitely be a heel though, no question. I yearn to make people so mad there’s chants telling me to go fuck myself 🤼
If I was a heel trying to make my name I’d jump Eddie Kingston with a pipe 🤼
December 7, 2025 at 2:26 AM
If I was a heel trying to make my name I’d jump Eddie Kingston with a pipe 🤼
December 7, 2025 at 2:23 AM
It’s pretty cool when they segue from my number one guy to my number one woman 🤼
December 7, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Put the Canadian Championship on the line you coward 🤼
December 7, 2025 at 2:08 AM
I mean, Josh has earned a shot but I dunno why he’s mad at Swerve about it 🤼
December 7, 2025 at 2:07 AM
Fuck, Dynasty Warriors was so much fun 🤼
December 7, 2025 at 2:02 AM
So we’re all noticing right 🤼
December 7, 2025 at 1:53 AM
LUCHA LUCHA LUCHA 🤼
December 7, 2025 at 1:49 AM
Like I know Claudio is ridiculous when it comes to feats of strength but every single week Claudio does some bonkers shit like catch a luchador mid freaking flip that makes me go “goddamn dude” 🤼
December 7, 2025 at 1:48 AM
You guys remember that time we bullied Turner and HBO so bad they stopped taking ICE money? 🤼
December 7, 2025 at 1:44 AM
My message in case I need you guys to know I was kidnapped:

Man, I’ve had enough Lucha 🤼
December 7, 2025 at 1:41 AM
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i don't want to win a unifying 70-30.

i want to win 51-49 based on promises of vengeance.
I don’t want to vote for a Democrat who promises to get Trump’s voters to vote for them. I want a Democrat who wants to put Trump in prison
December 6, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Bluesky safety is seeing this and altering the TOS so he can come over here and list the people he wants to murder
A Palantir billionaire just called for public hangings.

“It's time to bring back masculine leadership to protect our most vulnerable,” writes Joe Lonsdale.

This is where Silicon Valley authoritarianism is heading:

www.thenerdreich.com/joe-lonsdale...
Joe Lonsdale Calls For Public Hangings
Silicon Valley radicalization escalates
www.thenerdreich.com
December 6, 2025 at 10:39 PM
If you see this repost with your model it positively masculinity 🤼
December 6, 2025 at 10:19 PM
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I fucking love memes you can understand through the language barrier, holy shit
December 6, 2025 at 3:39 PM
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“This is not my beautiful enterprise” And you may tell yourself, “This is not my beautiful kirk”
What are you wearing to the Bluesky Ball?
February 29, 2024 at 8:50 AM
Is Billie still melting down in the back? 🤼
December 6, 2025 at 4:30 AM