➤ ;; 𝐂𝟎𝟎𝐋𝐌𝟑𝐂𝐇 : 𝐓𝐄𝐀𝐌 𝐂𝟎𝟎𝐋𝐊𝐈𝐃𝐃
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𝐧͟𝐨͟.𝟕͟𝟓͟
Pinned
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𝐓͟𝐇͟𝟑͟ ͟𝐂͟𝟎͟𝟎͟𝐋͟𝐄͟𝐒͟𝐓͟ ͟𝐊͟𝐈͟𝐃͟𝐃͟𝐒͟
❛❛ 𝚃𝙷𝙴 𝙾𝙽𝙻𝚈 𝐆𝐎𝐎𝐃 𝙰𝙳𝙼𝙸𝙽 𝙸𝚂 𝙰
𝐃͟𝐄͟𝐀͟𝐃͟ 𝙰𝙳𝙼𝙸𝙽 ❜❜
𝐓͟𝐇͟𝟑͟ ͟𝐂͟𝟎͟𝟎͟𝐋͟𝐄͟𝐒͟𝐓͟ ͟𝐊͟𝐈͟𝐃͟𝐃͟𝐒͟
❛❛ 𝚃𝙷𝙴 𝙾𝙽𝙻𝚈 𝐆𝐎𝐎𝐃 𝙰𝙳𝙼𝙸𝙽 𝙸𝚂 𝙰
𝐃͟𝐄͟𝐀͟𝐃͟ 𝙰𝙳𝙼𝙸𝙽 ❜❜
[ well , if he’s inviting . . .
gently placing a hand on their head . very carefully rubbing an ear with their thumb . ]
wait , telamon did /this/ ?
and they didn’t even try to fix you up ? by no means would it be easy work , but the least they could do is not leave you with damages like
+
gently placing a hand on their head . very carefully rubbing an ear with their thumb . ]
wait , telamon did /this/ ?
and they didn’t even try to fix you up ? by no means would it be easy work , but the least they could do is not leave you with damages like
+
[he leans his head closer to them. wiggle wiggle. they're inviting touch!]
well, uh... i got in trouble and i tried to hide. then the almighty telamon grabbed me by my ears and ripped them off! it messed with my signals so bad that my eyes can't focus, either!
well, uh... i got in trouble and i tried to hide. then the almighty telamon grabbed me by my ears and ripped them off! it messed with my signals so bad that my eyes can't focus, either!
used to be way longer ? what happened to your ears ?
. . . huh . now that i actually kind of look at them , it does look like they’ve been torn .
[ about to reach their hand forward to touch them — but then realizing ! dude ! that’s rude !
withdrawing their hand . ]
. . . huh . now that i actually kind of look at them , it does look like they’ve been torn .
[ about to reach their hand forward to touch them — but then realizing ! dude ! that’s rude !
withdrawing their hand . ]
November 29, 2025 at 3:07 PM
[ well , if he’s inviting . . .
gently placing a hand on their head . very carefully rubbing an ear with their thumb . ]
wait , telamon did /this/ ?
and they didn’t even try to fix you up ? by no means would it be easy work , but the least they could do is not leave you with damages like
+
gently placing a hand on their head . very carefully rubbing an ear with their thumb . ]
wait , telamon did /this/ ?
and they didn’t even try to fix you up ? by no means would it be easy work , but the least they could do is not leave you with damages like
+
used to be way longer ? what happened to your ears ?
. . . huh . now that i actually kind of look at them , it does look like they’ve been torn .
[ about to reach their hand forward to touch them — but then realizing ! dude ! that’s rude !
withdrawing their hand . ]
. . . huh . now that i actually kind of look at them , it does look like they’ve been torn .
[ about to reach their hand forward to touch them — but then realizing ! dude ! that’s rude !
withdrawing their hand . ]
yeah! i gotta really focus on sending power up through my head so it channels music through my ears! but um. they used to be wayyy longer, so i guess i can't do it anymore- dang.
[he's sulking...]
[he's sulking...]
i don't know ! i haven't tried that before . . . i don't even know if i have a function to play any tunes directly from me .
[ antennae twitching as they heard that completely messed-up sounding tune . raising an eyebrow . ]
does that sound come from your antenna ?
[ antennae twitching as they heard that completely messed-up sounding tune . raising an eyebrow . ]
does that sound come from your antenna ?
November 29, 2025 at 7:24 AM
used to be way longer ? what happened to your ears ?
. . . huh . now that i actually kind of look at them , it does look like they’ve been torn .
[ about to reach their hand forward to touch them — but then realizing ! dude ! that’s rude !
withdrawing their hand . ]
. . . huh . now that i actually kind of look at them , it does look like they’ve been torn .
[ about to reach their hand forward to touch them — but then realizing ! dude ! that’s rude !
withdrawing their hand . ]
i don't know ! i haven't tried that before . . . i don't even know if i have a function to play any tunes directly from me .
[ antennae twitching as they heard that completely messed-up sounding tune . raising an eyebrow . ]
does that sound come from your antenna ?
[ antennae twitching as they heard that completely messed-up sounding tune . raising an eyebrow . ]
does that sound come from your antenna ?
well, what about chiptunes? can you make noises that don't use your voicebox?
[ears sticking right up, like a rabbits... the tufts twitching as they strained out some glitchy "daisy"! like a broken keytar...]
ah, right. forgot i lost most of my antenna...
[ears sticking right up, like a rabbits... the tufts twitching as they strained out some glitchy "daisy"! like a broken keytar...]
ah, right. forgot i lost most of my antenna...
there's no issue with singing ! i just don't do it !
singing just isn't for me ! :/
[ they just didn't want to fumble and embarrass themselves in front of scripter ! not to mention , they probably wouldn't be a good singer -- ]
singing just isn't for me ! :/
[ they just didn't want to fumble and embarrass themselves in front of scripter ! not to mention , they probably wouldn't be a good singer -- ]
November 29, 2025 at 7:14 AM
i don't know ! i haven't tried that before . . . i don't even know if i have a function to play any tunes directly from me .
[ antennae twitching as they heard that completely messed-up sounding tune . raising an eyebrow . ]
does that sound come from your antenna ?
[ antennae twitching as they heard that completely messed-up sounding tune . raising an eyebrow . ]
does that sound come from your antenna ?
there's no issue with singing ! i just don't do it !
singing just isn't for me ! :/
[ they just didn't want to fumble and embarrass themselves in front of scripter ! not to mention , they probably wouldn't be a good singer -- ]
singing just isn't for me ! :/
[ they just didn't want to fumble and embarrass themselves in front of scripter ! not to mention , they probably wouldn't be a good singer -- ]
[tilting their head! jagged ears turning to the side...]
why? is there a problem with that?
why? is there a problem with that?
no thanks . i don't --
well , you're right ! my voice /is/ really pretty but . uh .
[ . . . a shy glance down . getting flustered . ]
. . . i don't sing .
well , you're right ! my voice /is/ really pretty but . uh .
[ . . . a shy glance down . getting flustered . ]
. . . i don't sing .
November 29, 2025 at 7:03 AM
there's no issue with singing ! i just don't do it !
singing just isn't for me ! :/
[ they just didn't want to fumble and embarrass themselves in front of scripter ! not to mention , they probably wouldn't be a good singer -- ]
singing just isn't for me ! :/
[ they just didn't want to fumble and embarrass themselves in front of scripter ! not to mention , they probably wouldn't be a good singer -- ]
no thanks . i don't --
well , you're right ! my voice /is/ really pretty but . uh .
[ . . . a shy glance down . getting flustered . ]
. . . i don't sing .
well , you're right ! my voice /is/ really pretty but . uh .
[ . . . a shy glance down . getting flustered . ]
. . . i don't sing .
yeah? do you wanna sing? i don't think i qualify as much of a crowd!
laalaalaalaaa...
i bet your voice is really pretty!
laalaalaalaaa...
i bet your voice is really pretty!
i . i don't know ! i just thought that singing was just something to entertain someone , or like -- a crowd or somethin' .
i never considered it to be a thing you could do alone .
[ itching their nape awkwardly . . . ]
i never considered it to be a thing you could do alone .
[ itching their nape awkwardly . . . ]
November 29, 2025 at 6:54 AM
no thanks . i don't --
well , you're right ! my voice /is/ really pretty but . uh .
[ . . . a shy glance down . getting flustered . ]
. . . i don't sing .
well , you're right ! my voice /is/ really pretty but . uh .
[ . . . a shy glance down . getting flustered . ]
. . . i don't sing .
i . i don't know ! i just thought that singing was just something to entertain someone , or like -- a crowd or somethin' .
i never considered it to be a thing you could do alone .
[ itching their nape awkwardly . . . ]
i never considered it to be a thing you could do alone .
[ itching their nape awkwardly . . . ]
nobody has to be around. i like to sing because it's fun and helps me get some of my energy out!
do people have to be around?
do people have to be around?
[ looking around . ]
why ? no one's around .
why ? no one's around .
November 29, 2025 at 6:49 AM
i . i don't know ! i just thought that singing was just something to entertain someone , or like -- a crowd or somethin' .
i never considered it to be a thing you could do alone .
[ itching their nape awkwardly . . . ]
i never considered it to be a thing you could do alone .
[ itching their nape awkwardly . . . ]
[ looking around . ]
why ? no one's around .
why ? no one's around .
i'm singing!
laaaa lalalalaaaaa!!
laaaa lalalalaaaaa!!
what are you doing 🤨
November 29, 2025 at 6:43 AM
[ looking around . ]
why ? no one's around .
why ? no one's around .
what are you doing 🤨
la la laaa laaaa
November 29, 2025 at 6:40 AM
what are you doing 🤨
[ huff . bored . ]
November 29, 2025 at 6:02 AM
[ huff . bored . ]
[ resting at their station , charging . . . but they weren't asleep .
sitting there , trapped in their own thoughts . ]
sitting there , trapped in their own thoughts . ]
November 28, 2025 at 6:27 AM
[ resting at their station , charging . . . but they weren't asleep .
sitting there , trapped in their own thoughts . ]
sitting there , trapped in their own thoughts . ]
THANK YOU . just — get over here as fast as you can .
. . . i’m not crying , by the way — ! i’m just cold ! i don’t cry !
[ they were definitely crying . ]
. . . i’m not crying , by the way — ! i’m just cold ! i don’t cry !
[ they were definitely crying . ]
HAHAHA- wait. are you crying? jesus, you big baby, knock it off. 💧
i'm on my way...
i'm on my way...
I WOULD BE FINE IF I DIDN’T HAVE 25 ON MY BATTERY , YOU IDIOT ! !
[ snnrrf . sniffle . gathering their coordinates , and sending it directly to 89 . ]
you’re almost as much of a headache as the boss ! god , you are annoying !
[ snnrrf . sniffle . gathering their coordinates , and sending it directly to 89 . ]
you’re almost as much of a headache as the boss ! god , you are annoying !
November 28, 2025 at 4:25 AM
THANK YOU . just — get over here as fast as you can .
. . . i’m not crying , by the way — ! i’m just cold ! i don’t cry !
[ they were definitely crying . ]
. . . i’m not crying , by the way — ! i’m just cold ! i don’t cry !
[ they were definitely crying . ]
I WOULD BE FINE IF I DIDN’T HAVE 25 ON MY BATTERY , YOU IDIOT ! !
[ snnrrf . sniffle . gathering their coordinates , and sending it directly to 89 . ]
you’re almost as much of a headache as the boss ! god , you are annoying !
[ snnrrf . sniffle . gathering their coordinates , and sending it directly to 89 . ]
you’re almost as much of a headache as the boss ! god , you are annoying !
HAHAH!! you dumb little robots can't handle that kinda thing! us robloxians are PERFECTLYYYY fine in snow!!
i'll bring the rover! where's your cords, idiot?
i'll bring the rover! where's your cords, idiot?
. . . PLEASE TAKE ME BACK TO BASE PLEAAAASE I DONT WANT TO HAVE FROZEN JOINTS ! ! [ 💦 ]
[ a loud cry through the communicator ! they sounded genuinely distraught . ]
[ a loud cry through the communicator ! they sounded genuinely distraught . ]
November 28, 2025 at 4:17 AM
I WOULD BE FINE IF I DIDN’T HAVE 25 ON MY BATTERY , YOU IDIOT ! !
[ snnrrf . sniffle . gathering their coordinates , and sending it directly to 89 . ]
you’re almost as much of a headache as the boss ! god , you are annoying !
[ snnrrf . sniffle . gathering their coordinates , and sending it directly to 89 . ]
you’re almost as much of a headache as the boss ! god , you are annoying !
[ dead silence as realization settled in . ]
uh, yeah? why do you think i offered you a ride, dumbass? normally flying with you is the LAST thing i wanna do.
. . . wait is it actually snowing later .
November 28, 2025 at 4:07 AM
[ dead silence as realization settled in . ]
. . . wait is it actually snowing later .
dang! hope you enjoy the snow later then, NERDDDD!
why would i need a ride ? ! especially from you !
hell no ! ! 💢💢
hell no ! ! 💢💢
November 28, 2025 at 4:02 AM
. . . wait is it actually snowing later .
why would i need a ride ? ! especially from you !
hell no ! ! 💢💢
hell no ! ! 💢💢
need a rideeee? ~
>:(
shut up ! ! shut up , shut up , shut up ! !
shut up ! ! shut up , shut up , shut up ! !
November 28, 2025 at 3:58 AM
why would i need a ride ? ! especially from you !
hell no ! ! 💢💢
hell no ! ! 💢💢
>:(
shut up ! ! shut up , shut up , shut up ! !
shut up ! ! shut up , shut up , shut up ! !
November 28, 2025 at 3:54 AM
>:(
shut up ! ! shut up , shut up , shut up ! !
shut up ! ! shut up , shut up , shut up ! !
😔
[ dramatic sigh . . . slowly but surely walking back to base . ]
[ dramatic sigh . . . slowly but surely walking back to base . ]
November 28, 2025 at 3:08 AM
😔
[ dramatic sigh . . . slowly but surely walking back to base . ]
[ dramatic sigh . . . slowly but surely walking back to base . ]
wh -- HEEEY ! ! WAAAAAIT ! GET BACK HERE ! !
I'M SORRY ! I DIDN'T MEAN TO PISS YOU OFF ! !
[ no , no . they definitely meant to piss it off . they just don't want to walk home !
. . . shit ! kicking a rock , beginning their walk back . groan ! ]
I'M SORRY ! I DIDN'T MEAN TO PISS YOU OFF ! !
[ no , no . they definitely meant to piss it off . they just don't want to walk home !
. . . shit ! kicking a rock , beginning their walk back . groan ! ]
>:[
[well, the mech makes an angry emote... then decides to fly off without its pilot! 75 is gonna have to walk home!!]
[well, the mech makes an angry emote... then decides to fly off without its pilot! 75 is gonna have to walk home!!]
[ staring up . . . they figured that's what he was doing . luckily , 75 can't hear all that scolding ! simply sparing themselves the headache ! it's the method . ]
i can't HEAAAR YOU , YA NEEERD ! !
i can't HEAAAR YOU , YA NEEERD ! !
November 28, 2025 at 2:48 AM
wh -- HEEEY ! ! WAAAAAIT ! GET BACK HERE ! !
I'M SORRY ! I DIDN'T MEAN TO PISS YOU OFF ! !
[ no , no . they definitely meant to piss it off . they just don't want to walk home !
. . . shit ! kicking a rock , beginning their walk back . groan ! ]
I'M SORRY ! I DIDN'T MEAN TO PISS YOU OFF ! !
[ no , no . they definitely meant to piss it off . they just don't want to walk home !
. . . shit ! kicking a rock , beginning their walk back . groan ! ]
[ staring up . . . they figured that's what he was doing . luckily , 75 can't hear all that scolding ! simply sparing themselves the headache ! it's the method . ]
i can't HEAAAR YOU , YA NEEERD ! !
i can't HEAAAR YOU , YA NEEERD ! !
[arms folding! staring down at 75... tapping his foot. clearly scolding them about something or other- but... he's still. muted...]
[ getting flung quite the distance ! luckily , hitting a surface -- halting the distance gained . they'll return shortly . . .
and they did ! grumpily looking at the mech , having a cracked gui screen face ! ]
and they did ! grumpily looking at the mech , having a cracked gui screen face ! ]
November 28, 2025 at 2:24 AM
[ staring up . . . they figured that's what he was doing . luckily , 75 can't hear all that scolding ! simply sparing themselves the headache ! it's the method . ]
i can't HEAAAR YOU , YA NEEERD ! !
i can't HEAAAR YOU , YA NEEERD ! !
[ getting flung quite the distance ! luckily , hitting a surface -- halting the distance gained . they'll return shortly . . .
and they did ! grumpily looking at the mech , having a cracked gui screen face ! ]
and they did ! grumpily looking at the mech , having a cracked gui screen face ! ]
[backhands them!!! angry robot stomping!!]
[ agitated grumbling ! they're mad now !
picking themselves up off the ground , and purposefully scratching the paint on the mech with their claws ! oh , how dare ? ! ]
picking themselves up off the ground , and purposefully scratching the paint on the mech with their claws ! oh , how dare ? ! ]
November 28, 2025 at 2:17 AM
[ getting flung quite the distance ! luckily , hitting a surface -- halting the distance gained . they'll return shortly . . .
and they did ! grumpily looking at the mech , having a cracked gui screen face ! ]
and they did ! grumpily looking at the mech , having a cracked gui screen face ! ]
[ agitated grumbling ! they're mad now !
picking themselves up off the ground , and purposefully scratching the paint on the mech with their claws ! oh , how dare ? ! ]
picking themselves up off the ground , and purposefully scratching the paint on the mech with their claws ! oh , how dare ? ! ]
[the c00lmech points and laughs!!
...it's still muted, so it just does the motion.]
...it's still muted, so it just does the motion.]
wwaAUGH -- ! !
[ a harsh landing from being launched out ! landing right on their face !
yeeooow . . . ]
[ a harsh landing from being launched out ! landing right on their face !
yeeooow . . . ]
November 28, 2025 at 1:50 AM
[ agitated grumbling ! they're mad now !
picking themselves up off the ground , and purposefully scratching the paint on the mech with their claws ! oh , how dare ? ! ]
picking themselves up off the ground , and purposefully scratching the paint on the mech with their claws ! oh , how dare ? ! ]
wwaAUGH -- ! !
[ a harsh landing from being launched out ! landing right on their face !
yeeooow . . . ]
[ a harsh landing from being launched out ! landing right on their face !
yeeooow . . . ]
[making the c00lmech kick 75 out!!!]
[ MIDDLE FINGER RIGHT BACK AT HIM ! ! MMMBLEEEEH ]
November 28, 2025 at 1:46 AM
wwaAUGH -- ! !
[ a harsh landing from being launched out ! landing right on their face !
yeeooow . . . ]
[ a harsh landing from being launched out ! landing right on their face !
yeeooow . . . ]
[ MIDDLE FINGER RIGHT BACK AT HIM ! ! MMMBLEEEEH ]
[MIDDLE FINGER]
you're ANNOYING !
HAH ! oh it feels SO GOOD to say that
HAH ! oh it feels SO GOOD to say that
November 28, 2025 at 1:44 AM
[ MIDDLE FINGER RIGHT BACK AT HIM ! ! MMMBLEEEEH ]
oh i know . it's so over for me
but it's funny as hell so i don't CAAARE ! NYEEEHHH
but it's funny as hell so i don't CAAARE ! NYEEEHHH
Famous last words ….
muting boss on my communicator because im bored
November 28, 2025 at 1:41 AM
oh i know . it's so over for me
but it's funny as hell so i don't CAAARE ! NYEEEHHH
but it's funny as hell so i don't CAAARE ! NYEEEHHH
you're ANNOYING !
HAH ! oh it feels SO GOOD to say that
HAH ! oh it feels SO GOOD to say that
November 28, 2025 at 1:40 AM
you're ANNOYING !
HAH ! oh it feels SO GOOD to say that
HAH ! oh it feels SO GOOD to say that