Brown Gordon Ramsay
@absynthetics.bsky.social
Brand Ambassador aka Syrup Daddy for Liquid Alchemist. Shitposting is my side hustle.
Top 10 games, not in any order
1. Metroid Dread
2. Resident Evil 4
3. Chibi Robo
4. Xenogears
5. Devil May Cry 3
6. Final Fantasy 6
7. Marvel vs. Capcom 2
8. Metal Gear Solid 3
9. Zelda Link to the Past
10. Castlevania: symphony of the Night
1. Metroid Dread
2. Resident Evil 4
3. Chibi Robo
4. Xenogears
5. Devil May Cry 3
6. Final Fantasy 6
7. Marvel vs. Capcom 2
8. Metal Gear Solid 3
9. Zelda Link to the Past
10. Castlevania: symphony of the Night
Top 10 games, not in any order
1. Terraria (Calamity)
2. Risk of Rain (Returns/2)
3. Factorio
4. Digimon Cybercleuth
5. Final Fantasy XII: Revenant Wings (DS Game)
6. Jeanne D’arc (PSP tactics)
7. Control (2 Can’t come any sooner)
8. Alien Isolation
9. Dark Wood
10. Lies of P
1. Terraria (Calamity)
2. Risk of Rain (Returns/2)
3. Factorio
4. Digimon Cybercleuth
5. Final Fantasy XII: Revenant Wings (DS Game)
6. Jeanne D’arc (PSP tactics)
7. Control (2 Can’t come any sooner)
8. Alien Isolation
9. Dark Wood
10. Lies of P
Big top 10
1. Alan Wake 2
2. Silent Hill 2 Remake
3. Assassins Creed 4
4. Spiderman PS4
5. FNAF World
6. Dead by Daylight
7. Minecraft
8. Slender: The Arrival Remake
9. Resident Evil 7
10. Fortnite
1. Alan Wake 2
2. Silent Hill 2 Remake
3. Assassins Creed 4
4. Spiderman PS4
5. FNAF World
6. Dead by Daylight
7. Minecraft
8. Slender: The Arrival Remake
9. Resident Evil 7
10. Fortnite
September 19, 2025 at 8:43 AM
Top 10 games, not in any order
1. Metroid Dread
2. Resident Evil 4
3. Chibi Robo
4. Xenogears
5. Devil May Cry 3
6. Final Fantasy 6
7. Marvel vs. Capcom 2
8. Metal Gear Solid 3
9. Zelda Link to the Past
10. Castlevania: symphony of the Night
1. Metroid Dread
2. Resident Evil 4
3. Chibi Robo
4. Xenogears
5. Devil May Cry 3
6. Final Fantasy 6
7. Marvel vs. Capcom 2
8. Metal Gear Solid 3
9. Zelda Link to the Past
10. Castlevania: symphony of the Night
All this Charlie Kirk nonsense is just a distraction from the fact that for $9.99 a month you can get 7 free Slurpees a month at 7-Eleven stay woke
September 19, 2025 at 8:33 AM
All this Charlie Kirk nonsense is just a distraction from the fact that for $9.99 a month you can get 7 free Slurpees a month at 7-Eleven stay woke
Swifties when we live in a world where Janet Jackson and Paula Abdul exist.
October 29, 2023 at 5:17 PM
Swifties when we live in a world where Janet Jackson and Paula Abdul exist.
Literally every commentary on Food Network competition shows:
“Chef is going to need flavors to win.”
“The flavor is going to take home the win”
“it’s going to come down to the flavors.”
“Flavortown Flavorsville from Flavorson McGee”
“Chef is going to need flavors to win.”
“The flavor is going to take home the win”
“it’s going to come down to the flavors.”
“Flavortown Flavorsville from Flavorson McGee”
October 21, 2023 at 5:39 PM
Literally every commentary on Food Network competition shows:
“Chef is going to need flavors to win.”
“The flavor is going to take home the win”
“it’s going to come down to the flavors.”
“Flavortown Flavorsville from Flavorson McGee”
“Chef is going to need flavors to win.”
“The flavor is going to take home the win”
“it’s going to come down to the flavors.”
“Flavortown Flavorsville from Flavorson McGee”
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gender is a construct which means it doesn't require air, food, drink, or sleep, has resistance to poison damage, and cannot be resurrected by divine magic.
Gender is a construct and I'm trying to find the idiot who did some of this wiring.
I just want to talk.
I just want to talk.
October 9, 2023 at 6:32 AM
gender is a construct which means it doesn't require air, food, drink, or sleep, has resistance to poison damage, and cannot be resurrected by divine magic.
One of the biggest perks of being an Indian man is the ability to send a tiger after my enemies at will.
August 18, 2023 at 11:40 PM
One of the biggest perks of being an Indian man is the ability to send a tiger after my enemies at will.
The whole “girl dinner” thing is sad/hilarious because people had to write think pieces on whether or not it’s healthy and then write counter think pieces on not policing what people should eat and it’s like damn dude women literally cannot even eat in their homes in peace.
August 14, 2023 at 7:00 AM
The whole “girl dinner” thing is sad/hilarious because people had to write think pieces on whether or not it’s healthy and then write counter think pieces on not policing what people should eat and it’s like damn dude women literally cannot even eat in their homes in peace.
Your feed now has an unsolicited deck pic
August 12, 2023 at 4:14 PM
Your feed now has an unsolicited deck pic
Me (aspirational): “I voraciously frequented the public library to educate myself because I didn’t have access to high quality education.”
Me (reality): “I didn’t have any friends so I went to the library to read every Star Wars novel for free.”
Me (reality): “I didn’t have any friends so I went to the library to read every Star Wars novel for free.”
August 12, 2023 at 7:49 AM
Me (aspirational): “I voraciously frequented the public library to educate myself because I didn’t have access to high quality education.”
Me (reality): “I didn’t have any friends so I went to the library to read every Star Wars novel for free.”
Me (reality): “I didn’t have any friends so I went to the library to read every Star Wars novel for free.”
I fear if American dudes discover dry shampoo they’ll never shower again
August 11, 2023 at 11:39 PM
I fear if American dudes discover dry shampoo they’ll never shower again
Did people stop talking about the TikTok pink sauce because everyone that ate it is dead now?
August 8, 2023 at 4:06 AM
Did people stop talking about the TikTok pink sauce because everyone that ate it is dead now?
Me in my 20’s: “yo who’s comin out to this new club/bar that just opened the DJs are gonna be cray cray!”
Me now: “Who wants to hit the grand opening of this new grocery store? They have an insane deal on probiotics!”
Me now: “Who wants to hit the grand opening of this new grocery store? They have an insane deal on probiotics!”
July 30, 2023 at 5:21 PM
Me in my 20’s: “yo who’s comin out to this new club/bar that just opened the DJs are gonna be cray cray!”
Me now: “Who wants to hit the grand opening of this new grocery store? They have an insane deal on probiotics!”
Me now: “Who wants to hit the grand opening of this new grocery store? They have an insane deal on probiotics!”
Dear people who want to make babies to provide structure and joy to their lives: have you tried Tamagotchis?
July 28, 2023 at 11:55 PM
Dear people who want to make babies to provide structure and joy to their lives: have you tried Tamagotchis?
With temperatures like these, everyone is a 90s kid.
July 28, 2023 at 11:53 PM
With temperatures like these, everyone is a 90s kid.
Akira Kurosawa’s “10 Things I Hate About You”
Philip K Dick’s “Arrested Development”
Mary Shelley's "Community"
July 18, 2023 at 4:37 PM
Akira Kurosawa’s “10 Things I Hate About You”
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Someone let me borrow their dog to make a strike sign that says “The only balls I want to fetch are Bob Iger’s.”
July 15, 2023 at 7:35 PM
Someone let me borrow their dog to make a strike sign that says “The only balls I want to fetch are Bob Iger’s.”
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they should make an app where you only talk about apps. they could call it meta
July 15, 2023 at 8:02 PM
they should make an app where you only talk about apps. they could call it meta
The only reason I wish I was famous was so I could tweet something like “the reason why Swifties think Taylor Swift is queer is because literary criticism is no longer taught in schools.” and then someone at Jezebel would have to write a thinkpiece about it.
July 8, 2023 at 9:22 PM
The only reason I wish I was famous was so I could tweet something like “the reason why Swifties think Taylor Swift is queer is because literary criticism is no longer taught in schools.” and then someone at Jezebel would have to write a thinkpiece about it.
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Hope Of Missing Out (HOMO)
Whatever the opposite of FOMO is, I feel that about Threads
July 7, 2023 at 12:44 AM
Hope Of Missing Out (HOMO)
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Perfect design. Amazing.
July 6, 2023 at 2:24 AM
Perfect design. Amazing.
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*Trent Reznor voice*
🎶 Watching The Perfect Storm
The Perfect Storm
The Perfect Storm 🎶
🎶 Watching The Perfect Storm
The Perfect Storm
The Perfect Storm 🎶
July 7, 2023 at 3:02 AM
*Trent Reznor voice*
🎶 Watching The Perfect Storm
The Perfect Storm
The Perfect Storm 🎶
🎶 Watching The Perfect Storm
The Perfect Storm
The Perfect Storm 🎶
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typical power user on:
- twitter: anybody with $8 and 0 shame
- bluesky: once suspended for bringing an airsoft gun to school; the horniest a person has ever been.
- threads: 10 trillion followers from their ig account “This Sarcastic MOMMY Can MEME 🤣” attended jan 6 riots
- twitter: anybody with $8 and 0 shame
- bluesky: once suspended for bringing an airsoft gun to school; the horniest a person has ever been.
- threads: 10 trillion followers from their ig account “This Sarcastic MOMMY Can MEME 🤣” attended jan 6 riots
July 7, 2023 at 1:45 AM
typical power user on:
- twitter: anybody with $8 and 0 shame
- bluesky: once suspended for bringing an airsoft gun to school; the horniest a person has ever been.
- threads: 10 trillion followers from their ig account “This Sarcastic MOMMY Can MEME 🤣” attended jan 6 riots
- twitter: anybody with $8 and 0 shame
- bluesky: once suspended for bringing an airsoft gun to school; the horniest a person has ever been.
- threads: 10 trillion followers from their ig account “This Sarcastic MOMMY Can MEME 🤣” attended jan 6 riots
I legit can’t think of the last time someone said anything good about Airbnb. That app is such a shot show and also permanently fucked the housing market in more metropolitan areas. Listings will be like “Full kitchen! NO COOKING ALLOWED AND NO LIGHTS AFTER 6PM”
July 7, 2023 at 2:51 AM
I legit can’t think of the last time someone said anything good about Airbnb. That app is such a shot show and also permanently fucked the housing market in more metropolitan areas. Listings will be like “Full kitchen! NO COOKING ALLOWED AND NO LIGHTS AFTER 6PM”
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figured out a new idea for the government to have more money by getting more money from the people with the most money. heading to washington now, they're not gonna believe this
July 6, 2023 at 5:48 PM
figured out a new idea for the government to have more money by getting more money from the people with the most money. heading to washington now, they're not gonna believe this
Rolling up to the club with the Uber driver cranking up “Annie are you ok” by MJ and I’m feelin the viiiiiibe
July 6, 2023 at 5:37 AM
Rolling up to the club with the Uber driver cranking up “Annie are you ok” by MJ and I’m feelin the viiiiiibe