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Ben
@aceofbens.com
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Mostly here to talk about the Phillies, Flyers, and whatever team I'm bandwagoning. No pronouns, do not refer to me ever.
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Bitch you didn't even help with dinner!!
Ruby the Dog's head poking up over the edge of the kitchen table to look at my (and her) dad's Thanksgiving dinner plate Ruby the Dog giving Dad a look that says "I swear to fucking god if you don't give me a bite of your food right now, I am going to piss on your pillow and chew all your shoes."
November 28, 2025 at 4:59 AM
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Her ass is NOT helping with Thanksgiving dinner !!
Ruby the Dog laying on her side on the kitchen floor. She's looking up at someone off camera as they're making food. One of her droopy floppy ears is standing straight up because of how she was thrashing around just before this photo.
November 27, 2025 at 8:38 PM
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"Baby Joe"
Baby Joe the Miniature Schnauzer (one of those grey and white dog breeeds that looks like a grumpy old man no matter that age or gender they are)
November 27, 2025 at 6:39 PM
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Concept: Cotton Ball Group at the National Dog Show
Rose the Standard Poodle Jolene the Old English Sheepdog Neal the Bichon Frise Timo the Coton de Tulear
November 27, 2025 at 5:57 PM
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Screenshot from the National Dog Show. The owner is carrying the American Bulldog with its big belly sticking out Prada the American Bulldog
November 27, 2025 at 5:55 PM
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I like when they blindfold the dog with their own ear
Tyler the English Setter Friday the Englush Cocker Spaniel Cody the English Springer Spaniel
November 27, 2025 at 5:40 PM
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JOLENE THE SHEEPDOG
Screenshot from the National Dog Show. Jolene the Old English Sheepdog is strutting her stuff. She is SO fluffy. There is so much fluffy white fur on her head that you cannot even see her eyes and I have no idea how she is seeing anything at all tbh.
November 27, 2025 at 5:24 PM
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Braved the grocery store on Thanksgiving day and witnessed a tragedy
Photo of a whole ham on the pavement in the parking lot. It's still partially in a plastic bag, and it looks like the one end split open on impact.
November 27, 2025 at 4:19 PM
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Ruby is a Very Normal Dog
Photo of three dogs on the couch, looking at the TV off-screen. Two French bulldogs (one white, one grey) lay on the cushions like normal dogs. The labrador bulldog mix on the end is sitting up against the corner of the armrest and the back of the couch. Her front legs hang limply in front of her, and her head hangs down because there's nothing behind her head to lean against.
November 23, 2025 at 1:27 AM
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begging for cinnamon rolls
photo looking down at three french bulldogs sitting on the floor, looking up expectantly (two white bulldogs and one grey bulldog)
November 23, 2025 at 1:10 AM
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meme of an emoji with its eyes closed. The caption says "I Cannot see"
November 23, 2025 at 12:50 AM
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well, I'm being attacked rn anyway so
Blurry photo of two white French bulldogs climbing on my lap. One of the is so close the the camera that you can only see her one eye and part of her nose. Another, even blurrier photo of the French bulldogs climbing on my lap.
November 23, 2025 at 12:46 AM
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Anyway, it's livestreaming on YouTube (and Instagram and TikTok apparently)
Screenshot of MLB Commissioner Rob Manfred speaking before the Women's Pro Baseball League's first ever draft. The screenshot is from a YouTube livestream and viewers are complaining about Manfred in the chat on the side.
November 21, 2025 at 1:08 AM
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They need to put a bunch of these guys (but flame-colored) in the corn for Durán's entrance
photo of those "inflatable air dancers" as they're called on the online shop I downloaded this photo from I don't know, they're like really tall ballon things that have smiley faces on them and they flop around in the wind like they're dancing.
November 20, 2025 at 12:33 AM
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My brother's trying to get Ruby's attention and she just said, "shut up, kid, there's football on"
November 15, 2025 at 9:44 PM
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she just wants a lil carbonara
Photo of Ruby the Dog (a two-year-old labrador bulldog mix) sitting in a chair at the kitchen table. Her chin is resting on the table and she is staring down (pathetically) at the pasta on my plate which is blurry but visible at the bottom of the photo.
November 11, 2025 at 10:49 PM
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Hey hi, if you're on Goodreads, voting for their readers choice awards is up, and I think you should vote for You Weren't Meant to Be Human in the horror category. Also you should read it. It's the most disgusting book I've read this year
www.goodreads.com/choiceawards...
Screenshot of the Goodreads mobile website showing I voted for You Weren't Meant to Be Human by Andrew Joseph White for best horror novel of 2025
November 11, 2025 at 8:35 PM
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don't you dare . . .
push notification telling me snow is possible in the next hour
November 11, 2025 at 5:23 AM
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I was going to delete this because I got got, but it's important to me that you all know the graphic I quoted is a fake press release Photoshopped from a totally different fake press release that Fox News aired as if it was real
Screenshot of a reverse image search showing several version of the same press release graphic with different content. They're all fake though; that's the important part.
November 10, 2025 at 11:44 PM
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Graphic in the style of those "Zohran for New York City" campaign graphics, but it says "Go for birds" like "go birds" but the graphic maker doesn't let you edit "for" out to it's gotta stay there
November 10, 2025 at 11:36 PM
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unfortunately the settings for quote posts are only on or off, but setting replies to people I mention, people I follow and people who follow me has helped a lot ime
Screenshot of the Bluesky settings for who can quote post or reply to your posts
November 6, 2025 at 10:49 PM
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Update: Lycoming County evidently does not like Butts
Screenshot from WNEP dot com Retain Butts - Lycoming County Precincts: 80 of 80 (100% reporting) No - 66.38% 19,115 votes Yes - 33.62% 9,680 votes Last updated: 11/5/2025 12:50 AM Vote Total: 28,795
November 5, 2025 at 3:41 PM
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Scrolling through some northeast and central PA races for a vibe check...
Screenshot from WNEP dot com Retain Butts - Lycoming County No - 66.38% 19,115 votes Yes - 33.62% 9,680 votes Last updated: 11/4/2025 10:56 PM Vote Total: 28,795
November 5, 2025 at 4:10 AM
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Meme of two astronauts looking at Earth from space. One astronaut says "Wait, it's all Philadelphia?" The other astronaut stands behind the first with a gun pointed at them, saying, "always has been"
November 2, 2025 at 3:00 AM
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Awful lmao
Screenshot of the box score for Game 6 of the 2025 World Series Dodgers: 3 runs, 4 hits, 1 error Blue Jays: 1 run, 8 hits, 0 errors
November 1, 2025 at 3:15 AM