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Cincy/NJ/KY/Earth

#YNWA #Bearcats

Fix your hearts or die...
Almost all American thanksgiving food is a texture aversion for me. It’s all mushy gloop.
November 28, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Netflix once reported that ST S1 had one of their earliest “hook” rates. Which is to say at least 70% of people who watch the first two episodes of ST S1 get stuck in and watch the full season.

So, if you watch *an* episode of ST it might not get you, but if you watch 2 you may be hooked!
November 27, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Make sure to attend all necessary safety meetings
November 26, 2025 at 9:42 PM
This voicemail made me nostalgic for a thing I don't think has ever even really existed. Can a municipal social media account somehow be a throwback? 💚♥️💚
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ALT: a black and white photo of a man with his hand on his chin
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November 26, 2025 at 7:21 PM
I liked it when Han Solo and all the Star Wars boys helped save the whales that's my favorite one
November 25, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Feels like my boy Noel is gonna break down sobbing every time he has the horrible job of sending one of them home.
November 23, 2025 at 6:03 AM
Need to eighty-six those Dems from their seats next primary cycle if you ask me
November 21, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Whichever two dems voted present are bigger cowards than the 86 neolibs
November 21, 2025 at 5:58 PM
I am personally mad the club both criticized Greene for not coming back on a timeline they agreed with, and yet had no problem letting Elly set his own rules about playing. Somehow they failed both sides of this test. Tight work.
November 20, 2025 at 5:37 PM
I can't quite put my finger on it, but something tells me the cleaning crews for owners of Marriott and Hilton hotels don't get shit either.
November 17, 2025 at 4:44 PM
BALL DONT LIE
November 9, 2025 at 4:44 PM
That's a Triple H Classic (Hamburger, Horseradish, Harassment)
November 7, 2025 at 6:49 PM
I hope they get really nice lanyards for that one
November 5, 2025 at 1:51 PM
It is truly sports entertainment so not miles off from wrestling. Feels like a very natural fit, and I say this as someone who I know could easily be flipped into buying in on "the darts" for much the same reasons.
November 3, 2025 at 6:32 PM
We love their steroids and their anesthetics like ketamine so it does loosely stand to reason their shampoo would also go hard
November 1, 2025 at 5:45 PM
this is some of your best work sir
October 30, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Figured you were saving her for the Shoot Treatment
October 28, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Which is welcomed and fascinating. Very much looking forward to the various perspectives from those who experienced the events and the aftermath, Marina Oswald's notable silence notwithstanding.
October 28, 2025 at 2:52 PM
A book Vince Bugliosi hated to his core before it was ever published.

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CHAOS: Charles Manson, the CIA, and the Secret History of the Sixties - Wikipedia
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October 28, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Looking forward to smashing pre-order here. CHAOS got me back into JFK lore after a long hiatus. Although I suppose you can’t really ever leave entirely—there’s just too many compelling elements and side stories. Which, come to think of it, seems like light proof of concept for this book!

Congrats!
October 28, 2025 at 2:40 PM
Heard Dieter playing the Twin Peaks theme during a game once and that’s when I learned who Dieter was.
October 28, 2025 at 5:14 AM
Can’t even SPELL Luciano without AI, take that haters
October 21, 2025 at 2:28 PM
Guess I gotta move my hegseth and patel spells over to Vladdy
October 21, 2025 at 2:27 PM