Synpai
@acolytesynpai.bsky.social
🦀 QA Lead @ Bungie🦀Word Wizard🦀 Tweets & thoughts are my own 🦀 PFP: Leaglem🦀
Blossom: *Looks at toy* Idk what that is
Blossom: *Looks at roll of paper towels* Now THIS is entertainment *bites into the entire roll*
Blossom: *Looks at roll of paper towels* Now THIS is entertainment *bites into the entire roll*
November 28, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Blossom: *Looks at toy* Idk what that is
Blossom: *Looks at roll of paper towels* Now THIS is entertainment *bites into the entire roll*
Blossom: *Looks at roll of paper towels* Now THIS is entertainment *bites into the entire roll*
Forgot I wasn't splitting the can in half so it looked like I was about to introduce my cats to capitalism for no good reason 🤣
November 10, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Forgot I wasn't splitting the can in half so it looked like I was about to introduce my cats to capitalism for no good reason 🤣
I have flown directly into the Sun
Taco Chili
Taco Chili
November 4, 2025 at 1:56 AM
I have flown directly into the Sun
Taco Chili
Taco Chili
This Drive Disk roll felt personal ZZZ gods why (Don't worry I had other attempts)
June 1, 2025 at 9:23 PM
This Drive Disk roll felt personal ZZZ gods why (Don't worry I had other attempts)
I gather tranquility from this mug...bowl...cat 😺
May 25, 2025 at 10:36 PM
I gather tranquility from this mug...bowl...cat 😺
Vet installed the wrong software on my cat 🫠
April 8, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Vet installed the wrong software on my cat 🫠
When confronted with this:
Blossom: 1 minute clear any %
Bubbles: 5 course meal while Blossom circles like a shark trying to find an angle
Blossom: 1 minute clear any %
Bubbles: 5 course meal while Blossom circles like a shark trying to find an angle
March 28, 2025 at 12:18 AM
When confronted with this:
Blossom: 1 minute clear any %
Bubbles: 5 course meal while Blossom circles like a shark trying to find an angle
Blossom: 1 minute clear any %
Bubbles: 5 course meal while Blossom circles like a shark trying to find an angle
It was honestly about sending a message
March 4, 2025 at 7:00 PM
It was honestly about sending a message
Nice, but I only have 29 minutes of space left
February 21, 2025 at 9:14 AM
Nice, but I only have 29 minutes of space left
Okay maybe I played it too safe with the tagging
Has my 3/4th been cookin all this time!?!?
Has my 3/4th been cookin all this time!?!?
February 17, 2025 at 1:10 PM
Okay maybe I played it too safe with the tagging
Has my 3/4th been cookin all this time!?!?
Has my 3/4th been cookin all this time!?!?
Happy Valentines Day! 💝
February 15, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Happy Valentines Day! 💝
👀 Long overdue V-day gift...
Have this while we wait for the council to finish deliberating
Have this while we wait for the council to finish deliberating
February 15, 2025 at 2:39 PM
👀 Long overdue V-day gift...
Have this while we wait for the council to finish deliberating
Have this while we wait for the council to finish deliberating
Ramen bowls goes into top 3 most valuable adult purchases
December 28, 2024 at 2:26 AM
Ramen bowls goes into top 3 most valuable adult purchases
I love that people are out here actually buying 4 of them
December 11, 2024 at 5:11 PM
I love that people are out here actually buying 4 of them
Flew too close to the Sun
November 24, 2024 at 2:30 AM
Flew too close to the Sun
Bubbles' lil walkies but this time with
VOLUME WARNING
I DIDN'T KNOW
VOLUME WARNING
I DIDN'T KNOW
October 24, 2024 at 1:05 AM
Bubbles' lil walkies but this time with
VOLUME WARNING
I DIDN'T KNOW
VOLUME WARNING
I DIDN'T KNOW
Bubbles gets a turn
October 22, 2024 at 6:30 PM
Bubbles gets a turn
My cat can flip...kinda
October 21, 2024 at 7:01 PM
My cat can flip...kinda
