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November 29, 2025 at 3:55 PM
my side is of course represented by the Keg of Ginger, whose only Christmas wish is to fire Scott Satterfield
November 28, 2025 at 5:38 PM
also last year we added a not-evil twin, the much happier Purdue Basketball Santa, every year he leaves a new 7-footer under the tree
November 28, 2025 at 5:15 PM
[inhaling through teeth] I don’t know about that, sweetie, what about some scrap copper instead
November 28, 2025 at 5:13 PM
guess who’s back / back again / Purdue Santa’s back / alert the feds
November 28, 2025 at 5:12 PM
all day long kept catching the big guy with a look on his face like “I’m having a great time, are you guys having a great time? This is great”
November 28, 2025 at 4:33 AM
Happy Thanksgiving from all of us here at Action Cookbook Industries
November 27, 2025 at 5:27 PM
very excited to hear this, considering I wrapped up my list of things I'm thankful for in yesterday's newsletter with this:

www.actioncookbook.com/ten-things-i...
November 26, 2025 at 5:38 PM
November 25, 2025 at 3:16 PM
you bringing flavor to Thanksgiving:
November 25, 2025 at 2:56 PM
blessed text
November 25, 2025 at 2:39 PM
November 24, 2025 at 6:49 PM
statements like this always betray a “please stop sending me pictures of my house” level of alarm
November 24, 2025 at 6:47 PM
coming in late here but I didn't hear no bell:
November 24, 2025 at 2:20 PM
so, on that note

today is Olaf’s gotcha day

my daughter did this
November 23, 2025 at 8:34 PM
basically mouthwash anyways
November 21, 2025 at 8:37 PM
November 21, 2025 at 6:30 PM
that happened in 2017, and per a Reddit comment the hole was still visible as recently as 2022:
November 21, 2025 at 6:19 PM
frankly insensitive of them to make this a crossing clue with Lea though
November 21, 2025 at 12:23 PM
listen, I’ve *done it*, I just don’t need to do it again
November 20, 2025 at 7:46 PM
November 19, 2025 at 8:26 PM
counterpoint:
November 19, 2025 at 7:14 PM
you rang
November 19, 2025 at 7:06 PM
November 19, 2025 at 3:27 PM
November 19, 2025 at 1:28 PM