Sparkles McCuntyBee
@actuallyferalab.bsky.social
Cryptid spawn of an Eldritch Horror and Goetic Demon. Temporarily inconvenienced by this current form. NB/Agender.
she/they/dude
she/they/dude
In public stalled restrooms, I piss in the exorcist spider walk position to make eye contact under the door with any creeps who are trying to peep how people pee
December 5, 2025 at 4:04 PM
In public stalled restrooms, I piss in the exorcist spider walk position to make eye contact under the door with any creeps who are trying to peep how people pee
Since we're making so many trillions of dollars from tariffs can healthcare be free now? Maybe just higher education, then?
December 2, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Since we're making so many trillions of dollars from tariffs can healthcare be free now? Maybe just higher education, then?
Truly devastating that it's 2025 and I can't just transfer my consciousness to a synth body. It's fine, constant discomfort and/or pain is fine.
December 2, 2025 at 5:34 AM
Truly devastating that it's 2025 and I can't just transfer my consciousness to a synth body. It's fine, constant discomfort and/or pain is fine.
Hate when my highly-trained death squads don't stop death squadding 😮💨
December 2, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Hate when my highly-trained death squads don't stop death squadding 😮💨
More like HAGUEseth
December 1, 2025 at 9:50 PM
More like HAGUEseth
During our Monday meeting I shared the Boston Cop Slide video and we watched it as a team for the lulz.
I was recently in Boston and made the mistake of not visiting this attraction and maiming myself 😔
I was recently in Boston and made the mistake of not visiting this attraction and maiming myself 😔
December 1, 2025 at 2:07 PM
During our Monday meeting I shared the Boston Cop Slide video and we watched it as a team for the lulz.
I was recently in Boston and made the mistake of not visiting this attraction and maiming myself 😔
I was recently in Boston and made the mistake of not visiting this attraction and maiming myself 😔
We're getting closer
Who else is excited for The Nuremberg Trials Part II: Electric Red White and Bluegaloo
November 30, 2025 at 6:05 PM
We're getting closer
Letting this baby watch The Raid 2
November 27, 2025 at 4:00 AM
Letting this baby watch The Raid 2
Donald Trump during his meeting with Zohran Mamdani
November 22, 2025 at 5:10 AM
Donald Trump during his meeting with Zohran Mamdani
Before their meeting, Mamdani spritzed himself with pheromones that reminded Trump of Bubba (the horse 🐴) and that's why he was all 😍🤤
November 22, 2025 at 4:16 AM
Before their meeting, Mamdani spritzed himself with pheromones that reminded Trump of Bubba (the horse 🐴) and that's why he was all 😍🤤
Is there going to be a surge in FBI agent suicides?
November 18, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Is there going to be a surge in FBI agent suicides?
Released Epstein files are gonna look like this
November 18, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Released Epstein files are gonna look like this
Reposted by Sparkles McCuntyBee
Is this anything
November 14, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Is this anything
Schrödinger's Epstein Files: they're both a hoax that don't exist but also grounds to investigate Clinton who got his dick sucked by Trump
November 14, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Schrödinger's Epstein Files: they're both a hoax that don't exist but also grounds to investigate Clinton who got his dick sucked by Trump
Reposted by Sparkles McCuntyBee
I already cracked this case
*Smoking my vape like Sherlock Holmes*
My god, the president is a paedophile
My god, the president is a paedophile
November 13, 2025 at 3:06 AM
I already cracked this case
Vote for me and I'll release the Epstein files! They're on Bondi's desk! Actually they don't exist at all. Ok they do exist but they're a Democratic hoax and they were fabricated by Biden and/or Obama. Please don't release the Epstein files. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
-Pedo Trump
-Pedo Trump
November 13, 2025 at 2:31 AM
Vote for me and I'll release the Epstein files! They're on Bondi's desk! Actually they don't exist at all. Ok they do exist but they're a Democratic hoax and they were fabricated by Biden and/or Obama. Please don't release the Epstein files. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
-Pedo Trump
-Pedo Trump
Trump could stand in the middle of Fifth Avenue and sexually abuse a preteen and not lose any supporters
November 12, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Trump could stand in the middle of Fifth Avenue and sexually abuse a preteen and not lose any supporters
Bitch, I am once again asking
Kim Davis needs to go away forever and I never want to see her name again, unless it's in a local obituary so I can say "good riddance."
November 11, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Bitch, I am once again asking
Had a microscopic zit or ingrown hair right above my lip but don't worry I picked at it so now it looks like an inflamed herpe
November 8, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Had a microscopic zit or ingrown hair right above my lip but don't worry I picked at it so now it looks like an inflamed herpe
Lost consciousness from listening to RFK jr and then he ran away 😮💨
November 7, 2025 at 4:55 AM
Lost consciousness from listening to RFK jr and then he ran away 😮💨
Alien: Earth made the obnoxious and unlikeable tech mogul a trillionaire because the show is science fiction
November 7, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Alien: Earth made the obnoxious and unlikeable tech mogul a trillionaire because the show is science fiction
Facing life in prison for laugh-reacting too many official US Government FB posts
November 5, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Facing life in prison for laugh-reacting too many official US Government FB posts
Reposted by Sparkles McCuntyBee
Segregated food pantries: MAGA can have off-brand and recently expired items
November 4, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Segregated food pantries: MAGA can have off-brand and recently expired items