A Damned Stemple
@adamstemple.bsky.social
Writer, musician, asshole.
www.adamstemple.com
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In a skid or straight line?
December 1, 2025 at 11:23 PM
In a skid or straight line?
You misspelled “jailed” :-)
December 1, 2025 at 9:58 PM
You misspelled “jailed” :-)
I did not know my coat needed a bath
December 1, 2025 at 9:56 PM
I did not know my coat needed a bath
Me, too. But I appreciated that the retextualization of the facts was emotional rather than from a different viewpoint we (the audience) hadn’t been shown yet. Fit the subject material so nicely.
December 1, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Me, too. But I appreciated that the retextualization of the facts was emotional rather than from a different viewpoint we (the audience) hadn’t been shown yet. Fit the subject material so nicely.
You misspelled “boat with civilians in it”
December 1, 2025 at 9:48 PM
You misspelled “boat with civilians in it”
A human centipede?
December 1, 2025 at 9:47 PM
A human centipede?
I thought the backup camera was going to be great. But all it does is show videos of people getting run over.
December 1, 2025 at 9:37 PM
I thought the backup camera was going to be great. But all it does is show videos of people getting run over.
Part of a 120,000 year tradition!
December 1, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Part of a 120,000 year tradition!
Here’s what I don’t understand. What pressure? The people doing the pressuring are the most incompetent, ignorant, utterly stupid people in the history of idiocy. Tell them to piss off. If they persist, take them to court where they lose constantly and consistently.
December 1, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Here’s what I don’t understand. What pressure? The people doing the pressuring are the most incompetent, ignorant, utterly stupid people in the history of idiocy. Tell them to piss off. If they persist, take them to court where they lose constantly and consistently.
Now with extra cooling leak feature!
December 1, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Now with extra cooling leak feature!
I hope the contractors go broke and the architect never gets another gig.
December 1, 2025 at 2:16 AM
I hope the contractors go broke and the architect never gets another gig.
Holy fuck. I thought it was a 12 year old, tops.
November 30, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Holy fuck. I thought it was a 12 year old, tops.
I am one achievement away from 100%ing it. But I don’t think I’ll ever get it.
November 30, 2025 at 3:56 AM
I am one achievement away from 100%ing it. But I don’t think I’ll ever get it.
I wonder how the guy who was complaining about “prompt stealing” is doing.
November 30, 2025 at 3:53 AM
I wonder how the guy who was complaining about “prompt stealing” is doing.
Wait, this person is in COLLEGE?!?!?!?
November 30, 2025 at 3:49 AM
Wait, this person is in COLLEGE?!?!?!?
New phone. Who dis?
November 30, 2025 at 3:46 AM
New phone. Who dis?
I, for one, would never impugn the good neighbors in any way, and I disavow any foreknowledge of Peter’s intent to do so. Just putting that out there in case there are any sneaky fucking elves listening.
November 29, 2025 at 12:11 AM
I, for one, would never impugn the good neighbors in any way, and I disavow any foreknowledge of Peter’s intent to do so. Just putting that out there in case there are any sneaky fucking elves listening.
GitHub’er done?
November 29, 2025 at 12:07 AM
GitHub’er done?
-a thousand eldritch creatures that turned into dried old sticks or clods of dirt when focused upon
November 29, 2025 at 12:06 AM
-a thousand eldritch creatures that turned into dried old sticks or clods of dirt when focused upon