I very much enjoyed my birthday email from the Lawn Tennis Association

PLEASE tell me you are receiving a flurry of invites to join that particular French genre of television shows: 9 people on a panel discussing news stories (which as far as I can tell is 80% of French telly at any one time)

The 1970s, truly a different time hey?

WORKING TITLE: Ernest Hemingway Just Threw Up On My Shoes

Also means that reading Vanity Fair, where characters get a carriage from Bloomsbury to Mayfair, feels like that time a colleague accidentally booked a taxi from 20 Soho Square to 1 Soho Square

As a funemployed occasionally freelancing advermarketPRcomms man, I enjoyed reading A Tale Of Two Cities where two characters regularly walk from the city to Soho, and where I respondel with "that's what I'd do!".

Say what you like about pre-modern lads, but they got their steps in

Always space for you on the crime beat

You are very clearly ignoring the other bits of the definition that don't accord with your not understanding what it means, but have a lovely night x

I'm fairly confident the definition doesn't include "notwithstanding the 23 years we were a south-east London club"

We don't make enough out of the fact that one of the most critical bits of Rise happens off-screen IN A FORTNITE GAME

It's a shame that with all those spammy digital ads covering the pitch, it's never looked worse

It's a particularly odd choice given the famous jibe against Arsenal is that you have not, in fact, been in North London forever