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Chris Naish - Admiral Wonderboat Comics

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Chris Naish - Admiral Wonderboat Comics @admiralwonderboat.bsky.social · 22h

Admiral: This medieval fair really shows how UNFAIR things were in the past!
Jen: How so?
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Admiral: For one thing: there was no turn-taking!
*TJ is in the stocks*
TJ: If you wanted to be the criminal you shoulda got here first!

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Chris Naish - Admiral Wonderboat Comics @admiralwonderboat.bsky.social · 22h

life has been bonkers lately so i've been prevented from posting, but if you go to admiralwonderboat.com and click random, it will show you one of the 600 admiral wonderboat's ❤️🐢

ADMIRAL WONDERBOAT

COMICS BY CHRIS NAISH

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Chris Naish - Admiral Wonderboat Comics @admiralwonderboat.bsky.social · 2d

Emma: Look! The new crosswalk buttons talk!!
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Crosswalk Button: You are travelling east
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Admiral: But... how does it know where we're going?

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Chris Naish - Admiral Wonderboat Comics @admiralwonderboat.bsky.social · 10d

soup is not a serious meal, and i love it

Admiral: It's lunchtime, but where's my food?
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Admiral hoists a mug aloft
Admiral: It's in this mug! I'm drinking my lunch!!
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TJ: Every time you have tomato soup
Jen: Every time.
Admiral: hee hee! silly lunch - what are you doing in that cup?

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Chris Naish - Admiral Wonderboat Comics @admiralwonderboat.bsky.social · 12d

We see a skyscraper labelled "Evil Opticians Inc," and from inside someone says "Mwa-ha-ha! We've finally done it!!"
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An evil optician is holding a box of carrots and is surrounded by carrots.
Evil Optician: Soon, the entire world will need to buy glasses!!
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Admiral and Jen are in the grocery store.
Jen: ...you think that's why they're out of carrots?
Admiral: Nothing else makes sense!

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Chris Naish - Admiral Wonderboat Comics @admiralwonderboat.bsky.social · 13d

ignorance is bliss?

An anthropomorphic dog in a construction hat and business clothes is standing at his desk.
Bill: I've cut my screentime by 100%, and I've never been more relaxed!!
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A sign behind him says "Nuclear Safety Dept."
Another sign: "Days since last accident: 0"
Screens are flashing ALERT
Outside the window we can see nuclear reactors melting down
He has his eyes closed and feet on the desk

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Chris Naish - Admiral Wonderboat Comics @admiralwonderboat.bsky.social · 14d

Nedroid Picture Diary is one of the all-time finest, greatest most amazing comics of all-time

Reposted by Chris Naish - Admiral Wonderboat Comics

Anthony Clark @nedroid.com · 14d

What a good movie that was. I wonder if they ever made a sequel.

REGINALD: Hello, 911? Yes, my friend put on the mask from The Mask and now he's acting abnormally.
BEARTATO (green): "I'M SSSSSMOKING!"

REGINALD: Green, yeah. Real cartoony.
Yeah, he's saying all the lines but he's not getting them right.
BEARTATO (spinning in a tornado): "SOMEBODY PLEASE STOP ME!"

REGINALD: I see. And that's the only solution?
Mm hmm. No, I understand. Thank you.
BEARTATO (hitting self with large mallet): "OH, BEHAVE!"

REGINALD (shedding a tear while loading a shotgun)
BEARTATO (dreamworks face): "DO *NOT* GO IN THERE!"

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Chris Naish - Admiral Wonderboat Comics @admiralwonderboat.bsky.social · 14d

it's just too fun to make up random filenames

Me Looking for a File:
*Admiral is typing at his computer*
Admiral: Why can't I find anything?
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Me naming a file:
*Admiral is talking little anthropomorphic files on his computer*
Admiral: I dub thee "fgwizjl.jpg"!

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Chris Naish - Admiral Wonderboat Comics @admiralwonderboat.bsky.social · 15d

second opinion

Admiral is on a video chat with Jen.
Admiral: Jen is it ok to... sometimes be in a bad mood?
Jen: Of course! No one's happy all the time!
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Admiral: I told you so!
Toxic Positivity: I want a second opinion!

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Chris Naish - Admiral Wonderboat Comics @admiralwonderboat.bsky.social · 15d

ah! thank you :D

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Chris Naish - Admiral Wonderboat Comics @admiralwonderboat.bsky.social · 16d

being "out and about" is one of the best things in life

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Chris Naish - Admiral Wonderboat Comics @admiralwonderboat.bsky.social · 18d

old west town!

Chris Naish - Admiral Wonderboat Comics @admiralwonderboat.bsky.social · 19d

fooling around in tinker cad

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Chris Naish - Admiral Wonderboat Comics @admiralwonderboat.bsky.social · 20d

thanks, @procreate.com!

*Each panel of the comic looks wildly different*
Panel 1:
Admiral: Jen! I've got huge news!!
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Panel 2:
Jen: Let me guess... they added lots of new brushes to your drawing app?
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Panel 3:
Admiral: Yeah! How could you tell?

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Chris Naish - Admiral Wonderboat Comics @admiralwonderboat.bsky.social · 22d

thank you!!

Chris Naish - Admiral Wonderboat Comics @admiralwonderboat.bsky.social · 22d

Who's that special boy?! 🥳 It's my birthdaaaaay!

Panel One: Admiral is on stage, under the spotlights.
Music: Who's that special boy?
Admiral: Who me?
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Panel Two:
Music: I said - who? Who? Who's that special boooooy?!
Admiral: Aww yeah!
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Panel Three: Admiral is on a cardboard box in his living room singing about his birthday.
Jen: His birthday show gets longer every year...
Emma *reading a book*: uh huh

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Chris Naish - Admiral Wonderboat Comics @admiralwonderboat.bsky.social · 23d

thank you!

Chris Naish - Admiral Wonderboat Comics @admiralwonderboat.bsky.social · 23d

a cautionary tale

Admiral: I learned some new slang to impress Emma!
Jen: You're sure about this?
Admiral: Jen, c'mon, I'm hip!
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Admiral: Skibidi, my dude! Vibe check! What's up? Hittin' the griddy on a goated grindset? No cap! 6-7!!
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Emma: No. NO. I hear that all day at school. I will not have it at home!
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Admiral: Emma... was not impressed.
Jen: What.. no way...

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Chris Naish - Admiral Wonderboat Comics @admiralwonderboat.bsky.social · 23d

This is amazing!!

Chris Naish - Admiral Wonderboat Comics @admiralwonderboat.bsky.social · 23d

This is monstrously good news. Olivia Jaimes was 10/10, and I am sure Caroline Cash will also be. Very hype.

Comicsbeat @comicsbeat.bsky.social · 23d

Award winning cartoonists Caroline Cash (Pee Pee Poo Poo) will take over the Nancy comics strip in 2026, as Olivia Jaimes leaves

Caroline Cash to take over the Nancy comic strip from Olivia Jaimes

Award winning cartoonists Caroline Cash (Pee Pee Poo Poo) will take over the Nancy comics strip in 2026

www.comicsbeat.com

Chris Naish - Admiral Wonderboat Comics @admiralwonderboat.bsky.social · 23d

A tall red devil, and a little green goblin devil, are walking through hell.

Red Devil: Alright, New Guy, this level of hell is for artists. Here we torture digital artists with cursed ipads!
Man on iPad: What?! why does this keep drawing on the wrong layer?!
Green Devil: But digital artists aren't real artists!
Red Devil: Ooh, you'll do well here!

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Chris Naish - Admiral Wonderboat Comics @admiralwonderboat.bsky.social · 26d

narrator: the silence was deafening
the silence: sorry, it's my first day on the job

Chris Naish - Admiral Wonderboat Comics @admiralwonderboat.bsky.social · 26d

old movies

Admiral: Daaaang
TJ: These movies have not aged well...
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They see a giant anthropomorphic VHS copy of Apocalypse Now, hunched over with a cane and slippers. Beside him, a copy of Road Trip on DVD is wearing comfort fit skechers and smoking.

VHS: You !#@*! snowflakes wouldn't last a second in the rewinder!!
DVD: Heh-heh! Wanna hear a joke? It's unrated!

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Chris Naish - Admiral Wonderboat Comics @admiralwonderboat.bsky.social · 26d

*Admiral Wonderboat Comic*
Admiral is beamed onto a spaceship.
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Alien 1: Earthling...
Alien 2: We Need you...
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The aliens are holding a newspaper and a pencil
Alien 1: The crosswords on this planet are too hard!!

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