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Adriana Hightower
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• London • Toronto • Maine •
To their credit, the owner of the other dog was horrified and incredibly apologetic, and immediately sent me his vaccination docs. I definitely prefer to be attacked by a dog who's up to date with his rabies booster shots.

I guess this counts as lucky, but it doesn’t exactly feel like it, you know?
December 2, 2025 at 4:56 PM
My beautiful, gentle Tilda was attacked by an unleashed dog while we were out walking in the woods, completely out of nowhere. It was savage and terrifying; she was utterly stunned and trembling in shock. Seeing my sunny, confident pup frightened and bleeding is just unbearable. My poor friend!
December 2, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Roast turkey, mashed potatoes, gravy, walnut stuffing, orange-cranberry sauce, braised agrodolce pearl onions, Brussels sprouts + apple slaw with maple mustard dressing, and my mother's famous broccoli casserole.

My feet hurt. Someone better save me a good spot on the couch.
November 28, 2025 at 3:58 AM
The good ones do!
November 24, 2025 at 6:20 PM
My beloved hound would vacuum these up like kibble if she had her way. We use them to apologize after she's subjected to the evils of bathtime, and I'm not saying she ::forgives:: us, exactly, but they do help us to move forward emotionally.
November 22, 2025 at 10:32 PM
It really is revenge porn, just without pictures.

And it's one thing to say something despicable in the heat of the moment when you're furious. But it's genuine sicko behaviour to write triumphantly about this shit and still believe you're the good guy in the situation.

Put all of them in the bin.
November 22, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Got a dire case of The Barfs while in Zimbabwe when I was 10 and managed to projectile vomit spectacularly into the Victoria Falls.

I'd like to apologise to the entire nation of Zimbabwe for what I did to your beloved Zambezi. I didn't mean to become a living metaphor for my people.
November 21, 2025 at 9:49 PM
I was a bit confused at "widow" because I thought Kashoggi went into the Istanbul consulate to get a marriage certificate to Hatice Cengiz, who's Turkish.

So I looked it up, and I gotta say, Hanan Atr's marriage claim seems...odd? Possibly an invention? I can't really grasp what's going on here.
November 21, 2025 at 7:03 PM
I know there’s other stuff at work here, and I'm not denying the rank hypocrisy and victimhood she clearly adores.

But more than anything, truly, this woman is profoundly unwell. Like, really, really in need of help. The photos are gruesome. This isn't just a stunt; she's clearly in crisis.
November 19, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Got my Covid booster shot + flu vaccine yesterday, and while I'm super into walking through plagues unscathed, my poor little arm hurts today and I think maybe I deserve a tiny treat. Like a hot chocolate, or this $870 green evening dress which I could wear while doing the vacuuming.
November 19, 2025 at 7:29 PM
I think it's a Garuda! Super powerful good-luck guardian who will protect you from serpents. They're hideous little gargoyles who will 100% fuck up your enemies. My family lived in Indonesia and adopted this cute little monster, and none of us have ever been bitten by snakes. Scientific proof.
November 16, 2025 at 8:09 PM
The pics/video are really crummy quality, but if you increase the contrast a little, it becomes pretty clear that it ain't the Jolly Roger.

That, and the fact that he has apparently referred to it casually in the past as "my totenkopf". Not great. Not...not great.
October 22, 2025 at 11:05 AM
I mean, speaking frankly, she married this shitbird, so she's probably not my cup of tea, but I'm still 100% rooting for her in this scenario. She made a great call in eliminating this racist waste from her life.
October 17, 2025 at 8:27 PM
It came as a direct response to Trump himself reposting AI images of himself in a gaudy crown and signing off a social media post with "LONG LIVE THE KING!"

www.snopes.com/fact-check/w...
October 16, 2025 at 3:52 PM
It seems like a completely unsourced factoid, though? I can't find any info on who they surveyed, or any data at all that actually backs it up.

People are extremely, impressively dumb, so it might be true. But it could also just be made-up nonsense?
October 11, 2025 at 5:09 PM
I don't understand why female singers today have to show so much skin. In my da-[GUNSHOTS]
October 10, 2025 at 7:55 AM
You can check the Florida voter register for yourself, if you're skeptical: registration.elections.myflorida.com/en/CheckVote...
August 3, 2025 at 4:42 AM
It's from last year, so not new-new, but I've been cooking a lot from Emiko Davies' Gohan this summer. Right now I just want simplicity and zero lectures, and it's perfect. It's friendly and low-key, and Davies clearly knows how to write recipes that actually work -- that's honestly rare!
August 2, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Apparently the committee's spokesperson has confirmed that the subpoenas *will* be issued.

There's no info as to a timeline on that yet, so it’s worth keeping an eye on. But I doubt Comer wants to be the guy left without a chair in this debacle. We'll see, I guess.
July 24, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Muphry's Law strikes again 😭
July 2, 2025 at 11:38 AM
I think a lot about C.S. Lewis's On Living in an Atomic Age. He points out that we're all doomed, all of us, and we have been since the moment of our birth. The point is what to do with the life we DO have, even though human civillisation as a whole has always been marked for extinction.
May 2, 2025 at 11:43 AM
Doug Emhoff was vehemently against his firm doing any deal with the Trump administration in any way, and said so both privately and publicly. Personally, I think he should straight-up quit, but that isn't my call. Nor, more pointedly, is it Harris's.

www.nytimes.com/2025/04/01/u...
April 29, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Your beautiful pup with the black speckles -- may I ask what kind it is? It reminds me so much of my own dog Tilda, just a little darker and more velvety-looking. (Embark told us Tilda's ½ bluetick coonhound, and I wonder if yours might be too.)

What a nice crew you have!
April 29, 2025 at 7:52 PM
I was just smugly reading about methodology for this study, and then saw with horror that they asked people to identify weblinks to phone numbers.

That is deeply, existentially offensive to this millennial. I NEVER want to find an organisation's phone number.

www.wyliecomm.com/2021/08/what...
April 27, 2025 at 11:43 PM
When I lived in Florence, there was a little toyshop down the street that offered Popemobiles for sale next to fire engines and carabinieri cars, like of course kids want Popemobile toys, of course they do.

Italy is so wonderful that sometimes you forget how delightfully weird it is.
April 21, 2025 at 12:20 PM