a one-man murdertwunk
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gabe • 21+ • he/him • still depressed but v stressed
I introduce my mom to dim sum and she hoards the entire order of garlic peapods. I introduce my mom to kbbq and she develops a fixation with the spinach namul
November 28, 2025 at 4:25 PM
I introduce my mom to dim sum and she hoards the entire order of garlic peapods. I introduce my mom to kbbq and she develops a fixation with the spinach namul
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It would be extremely cool if a bunch of people called payment processors over Black Friday weekend to ask why they're telling people what they can and can't buy with their own money. This holiday season, give the gift of calling payment processors over Black Friday weekend
Spoke with a source who told me the call volume is so high, a call center for both Mastercard & Visa is bringing out pizza and ice cream so agents don’t quite amid the rush. Long waits are causing dropped calls.
What you’re doing is working. Call MC & Visa.
What you’re doing is working. Call MC & Visa.
November 27, 2025 at 4:25 AM
It would be extremely cool if a bunch of people called payment processors over Black Friday weekend to ask why they're telling people what they can and can't buy with their own money. This holiday season, give the gift of calling payment processors over Black Friday weekend
love meme time. now to log out in a panic so I can't self-doxx nice things I say about my friends gdgdbaby.dreamwidth.org/314179.html?...
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November 28, 2025 at 5:27 AM
love meme time. now to log out in a panic so I can't self-doxx nice things I say about my friends gdgdbaby.dreamwidth.org/314179.html?...
every thanksgiving with my mom since we stopped making a full spread she will pause at least once in rapturous delight to announce "and we didn't even have to cook!"
November 28, 2025 at 3:57 AM
every thanksgiving with my mom since we stopped making a full spread she will pause at least once in rapturous delight to announce "and we didn't even have to cook!"
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It’s easy to be a twink but do you have the courage to be a bear
Yeah, I’m American. Yeah, I’m fat and eat burger.
November 28, 2025 at 3:32 AM
It’s easy to be a twink but do you have the courage to be a bear
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Every year around this time, I ask folks to consider doing something in support of Native people. This year, please join me in supporting the Native Organizers Alliance as they build grassroots power, defend Native voting rights, and equip our people for collective struggle through skill-building.
Donate - Native Organizers Alliance
Supporting organizing and advocacy initiatives for Indigenous justice.
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November 26, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Every year around this time, I ask folks to consider doing something in support of Native people. This year, please join me in supporting the Native Organizers Alliance as they build grassroots power, defend Native voting rights, and equip our people for collective struggle through skill-building.
also my brother now has a visible thinning patch on the back of his head and we are very, *very* different people, but I now live in fear
November 28, 2025 at 3:25 AM
also my brother now has a visible thinning patch on the back of his head and we are very, *very* different people, but I now live in fear
my boss bought pies for the office and after having had an *extremely* nice pumpkin pie I concede they aren't all bad, but I know which one I prefer if all else is equal
my fellow americans, the time has come where you must answer: pumpkin pie or sweet potato pie?
November 28, 2025 at 2:53 AM
my boss bought pies for the office and after having had an *extremely* nice pumpkin pie I concede they aren't all bad, but I know which one I prefer if all else is equal
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just watched burnout syndrome. nuchy could have just hit me with a train instead,
November 27, 2025 at 7:42 AM
just watched burnout syndrome. nuchy could have just hit me with a train instead,
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Every year I share this work with my students. We read it aloud.
November 27, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Every year I share this work with my students. We read it aloud.
told my coworkers that I'm having kbbq with my family on thanksgiving and immediately every single person at the table was like oh you're the grillmaster I bet you don't let them do a thing huh
which. is true. that is the truth. but I don't like my coworkers *knowing* to assign me barbecue tyrant
which. is true. that is the truth. but I don't like my coworkers *knowing* to assign me barbecue tyrant
November 27, 2025 at 1:02 AM
told my coworkers that I'm having kbbq with my family on thanksgiving and immediately every single person at the table was like oh you're the grillmaster I bet you don't let them do a thing huh
which. is true. that is the truth. but I don't like my coworkers *knowing* to assign me barbecue tyrant
which. is true. that is the truth. but I don't like my coworkers *knowing* to assign me barbecue tyrant
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The writers very obvious very cool and awesome fetishes
November 22, 2025 at 4:05 PM
The writers very obvious very cool and awesome fetishes
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Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
November 26, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
and in this vein who allowed tay tawan within 100 meters of a hospital. people are gonna die
I used to be a theater kid I'm willing to suspend a lot of disbelief but I will be *struggling* trying to believe firstkhao are capable of athletics
November 26, 2025 at 3:36 AM
and in this vein who allowed tay tawan within 100 meters of a hospital. people are gonna die
gmmtv could still fuck it up but hey. imagine telling someone in 2002 that there would be a romance show about a teenage boy with hiv and he's just casually sticking his legs in the pool for a cute couple moment
November 26, 2025 at 2:37 AM
gmmtv could still fuck it up but hey. imagine telling someone in 2002 that there would be a romance show about a teenage boy with hiv and he's just casually sticking his legs in the pool for a cute couple moment
it wasn't a long shot but I thiiiiink in the new joongdunk workplace romance show that is clearly joong's self published fanfic his character lives in payu's house
November 26, 2025 at 2:28 AM
it wasn't a long shot but I thiiiiink in the new joongdunk workplace romance show that is clearly joong's self published fanfic his character lives in payu's house
I used to be a theater kid I'm willing to suspend a lot of disbelief but I will be *struggling* trying to believe firstkhao are capable of athletics
November 26, 2025 at 2:16 AM
I used to be a theater kid I'm willing to suspend a lot of disbelief but I will be *struggling* trying to believe firstkhao are capable of athletics
est and ohm's characters are not going to have a catastrophic threesome in this surfing show but they should
November 26, 2025 at 2:07 AM
est and ohm's characters are not going to have a catastrophic threesome in this surfing show but they should
"this bread recipe is missing something and I don't know what it is, maybe it needs love~~"
WRONG. what your bread needs is instant mashed potato
WRONG. what your bread needs is instant mashed potato
November 26, 2025 at 1:31 AM
"this bread recipe is missing something and I don't know what it is, maybe it needs love~~"
WRONG. what your bread needs is instant mashed potato
WRONG. what your bread needs is instant mashed potato
posting one gmmtv prediction before the showcase. but what will the prediction be. so many boys are already busy and I don't know anything about some of these new ones
November 25, 2025 at 7:19 AM
posting one gmmtv prediction before the showcase. but what will the prediction be. so many boys are already busy and I don't know anything about some of these new ones
so a fun fact about hemipenes is that snakes-
NEW AO3 CANONICAL TAGS!!!! tag yourself i’m identity crisis
November 25, 2025 at 3:54 AM
so a fun fact about hemipenes is that snakes-
brother updates: I told him a hotel he'll be staying at soon is walking distance from an hmart, he asked me what an hmart is, I go haha
he was entirely sincere
he was entirely sincere
November 24, 2025 at 10:19 PM
brother updates: I told him a hotel he'll be staying at soon is walking distance from an hmart, he asked me what an hmart is, I go haha
he was entirely sincere
he was entirely sincere
unfortunately if you've ever had to keep a gecko fed a specific subset of creepy media simply does not hit the same. why have you placed those mealworms on a steak you know damn well those aren't maggots
November 24, 2025 at 4:08 AM
unfortunately if you've ever had to keep a gecko fed a specific subset of creepy media simply does not hit the same. why have you placed those mealworms on a steak you know damn well those aren't maggots
sometimes at german class my teacher goes "I do not know the english word for [x]" so, like a polite american, I supply it, and the rest of the class looks at me like a space alien, and I experience a full-body flashback to the fifth grade
November 23, 2025 at 7:08 AM
sometimes at german class my teacher goes "I do not know the english word for [x]" so, like a polite american, I supply it, and the rest of the class looks at me like a space alien, and I experience a full-body flashback to the fifth grade