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a one-man murdertwunk
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gabe • 21+ • he/him • still depressed but v stressed
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making my way through khemjira at an absolutely glacial pace and I'm having a great time considering the ship dynamic as of ep 5 could best be described as
Spongebob holds up a wet, transparent sweater to Squidward. He's sobbing. He says, "Is this one better, Squidward? I made this one with my tears."
November 22, 2025 at 6:11 AM
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hey tian ya ke likers come get your juice
Wen Kexing asks Zhou Zishu "How big is that dick?" Zhou Zishu replies "Small leave me alone." Wen Kexing, glowing, with the word "Homo" over his head, chooses between two paths with different suffixes. He can either choose "Cide," making "Homicide," or "Sexual," making "Homosexual." Wen Kexing wears red Ghost King robes and carries a fan he can use as a weapon against many gathered enemies. A Wolfpupy tweet over the image reads "Have to stop saying 'how am I going to kill my way out of this one' everytime there is trouble going on, or at least not out loud" Shan He Ling performance evaluations. Gu Xiang's says "This young lady has delusions of adequacy." Zhou Zishu's says "He sets low personal standards and then consistently fails to achieve them." Xie'er's says "Since my last report this employee has reached rock-bottom and shows signs of starting to dig." Zhou Jing's says "This associate is really not so much of a has-been but more of a definitely won't be." Zhang Chengling's says "He would be out of his depth in a parking lot puddle." Wen Kexing's says "His men would follow him anywhere, but only out of morbid curiosity." The crown prince's says "This employee is depriving a village somewhere of an idiot." Cao Weining's says "I would not allow this employee to breed."
November 2, 2025 at 1:24 AM
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man I was real into fake subs for a bit. I still enjoy this one
Jin Guangyao at the final confrontation says, in fake photoshopped Netflix subs, "I don't wanna hurt anybody. I don't enjoy hurting anybody." Jin Guangyao freezes, having been caught holding a bloody saber. Photoshopped subs read "I don't like swords, or guqin strings, or concealing cursed melodies in healing songs to gradually provoke qi deviation." Jin Guangyao watches as his clan leader father smiles at a baby in line to inherit the leadership. Photoshopped subs read, "But sometimes people just won't listen." Jin Guangyao, back at the final confrontation, smiles while holding a sharp guqin string to Wei Wuxian's neck. Photoshopped subs read, "And so I have to use persuasion."
November 2, 2025 at 1:05 AM
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I saw that JC "Never realize my dreams of becoming the top!" image going around tumblr and people never seemed to catch on that it wasn't real subs, I made it from scratch and tweaked the translation of that line to make it a funny intro to a thread of which MDZS characters you should peg
Photoshopped text thread between Yue Qingyuan and Luo Binghe. Yue Qingyuan says "it is clear in the lease" no demons allowed in the sect. Sorry." Shen Qingqiu sends a photo of the Luo Binghe fanart with the cunty earring. Yue Qingyuan says "OK I will make an exception because he looks very polite." Fake MDZS subs, Wei Wuxian comforts Jiang Cheng as he wails, 'I can never realize my dreams of being the top!" Shen Qingqiu superimposed over a Tiktok screencap that reads 'I don't think people understand that it actually physically fucking pains me that he's a fictional character and I can never actually be with him or know what it's like to be loved by him." Nie Mingjue photoshopped onto the classic "While you were partying, I studied the blade" copypasta
November 2, 2025 at 1:00 AM
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man. what a time capsule. remember amogus
Jin Guangyao's hat photoshopped on a hamster sitting on a couch. Impact text reads "I can't fucking take it, seriously I'm at my limit" Photoshopped tumbly post with Binghe's face for an avatar, the handle edited to read qingjinglovemail. Text is "Shizun when I'm snuggling him: I've never met you in my life. you bastard. you fiend. stop this at once. Shizun when I'm busy doing something and can't pet him right that second: Where is my kisses from binghe? Where is my snuggles and cuddles that I crave so dearly. You are a cruel and unjust husband and I am going to scream" Lan Wangji and Wei Wuxian trapped in a cave. Lan Wangji is in visible agony as Wei Wuxian says, "Tragically, we are both heterosexual." Amogus chat meme photoshopped to be Shen Qingqiu (screen name cuCUMber) and Luo Binghe. Shen qingqiu says "Binghe was following me. Everywhere." Binghe says "To kiss you." His reply is distorted
November 2, 2025 at 12:45 AM
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twitter caged me off from the deep cuts but I've got my laptop and I'm horrified at my lack of file management
Luo Bingmei and Bingge in the comparison shibe meme. Bingmei is much buffer, text shows "At peace with human heritage and demonic ability, understands his mistakes, trophy spouse, emotionally open, respects husband's wishes in bed, cooks every day for the love of his life, one husband, trusts SQQ with his life just like SQQ trusts him." Bingge is much smaller and angry, captioned "Why did HE get a nice shizun? United the two realms and conquered all demons but still obsessed with a guy he already murdered. 100s of wives, no soulmate. Only form of connecting with ppl is manipulation. Hated by humans." Nie Mingjue superimposed over a photo of a gym. Impact text above and below the photo reads "Live large, die large, leave a giant coffin." An ad outside of a hardware store photoshopped with photos of Lan Xichen and Nie Mingjue. The ad reads "Sometimes you just need... Two Men. We are two men, we're burly, we'll do what you want. Yes our bodies are strong but our friendship is stronger. We have been friends for over 14 years, of course there have been ups and downs but we always come to terms with out differences because friendship like this comes once in a lifetime... by hiring us you will receive not just the strength of our bodies but the strength of our emotional bond as well. Hire us" Photoshopped tumblr post reads "I have rescinded all callouts of Luo Binghe aka the protagonist. He is now my husband (long story)"
November 2, 2025 at 12:34 AM
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with the new sv stuff I'm scrolling as far back in my media tab as twitter allows and my god. I really just used to create images
Payu from Love In The Air drapes his arm over Rain's shoulder. Payu looks smug and Rain dismayed. The "If I had a lame ass boyfriend I would hype him so much" meme by tumblr user beadyeyes is added as a caption Sky from Love In The Air sits at a breakfast table with Prapai. Prapai is leaning all the way over the table, intrigued, while Sky visibly regrets having agreed to this. A tweet from Twitter user number1bozo captions it, saying "She let me hit cause I'm peculiar." The Oh Joy Sex Toy "Being A Cuckold" meme edited to show Kinn from Kinnporsche as the cuckold and Vegas kicking him out to fuck Porsche Official art of Luo Binghe with a low ponytail and cunty earrings photoshopped to give him cat ears, whiskers, and a blush
November 1, 2025 at 3:10 AM
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every time
The poem Earl, by Louis Jenkins: In Sitka, because they are fond of them, people have named the seals. Every seal is named Earl because they are killed one after another by the orca, the killer whale; seal bodies tossed left and right into the air. "At least he didn't get Earl," someone says. And sure enough, after a time, that same friendly, bewhiskered face bobs to the surface. It's Earl again. Well, how else are you to live except by denial, by some palatable fiction, some little song to sing while yhe inevitable, the black and white blindsiding fact, comes hurtling toward you out of the deep?
September 22, 2025 at 11:31 PM
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pond when the press asks him why be on cloud isn't calling shine a bl
Trent Reznor at a gig says, "How are you tonight? Having a good time? Ready to party? Have fun? Well that was the last guys. Wrong fucking band. We're here to have a bad time." A synthesizer starts to play
September 19, 2025 at 5:38 AM
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bit late but have a sampler
Thai actors Earth and Mix of GMMTV at an event wearing fancy suits. Mix's suit is open to reveal chest and his arm is draped possessively over Earth Earth and Mix pose for a pizza ad. They look each other in the eye as Earth fondly stuffs a piece of crust in Mix's mouth Mix is playing video games facing away from the camera, his face obscured and his thighs looking very soft and touchable in tiny shorts Mix is sitting on a couch in an open shirt and very short shorts looking down intently at a script.
August 18, 2025 at 4:17 AM
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Ben Wyatt from Parks and Rec visibly upset in a news interview, saying "Who hasn't had gay thoughts?"
August 14, 2025 at 2:37 AM
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for me it's a little more
DW from Arthur glares at a sign that says "You have to write a lot more if you want to improve your writing ability." She says, "That sign won't stop me because I can't write!"
August 11, 2025 at 3:58 PM
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A puppy photoshopped to offer a joint to the viewer, asking "Quieres?" (You want it? in Spanish)
August 6, 2025 at 5:16 AM
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trin. trin you can't change anyone's fucking mind with comms. trin soft power and public diplomacy are the velvet glove that enables the iron fist the goal is to manufacture excuses
Walter White yelling through a car window meme
August 6, 2025 at 5:09 AM
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I know I would if I was them
Photo of a Victoria Crowned Pigeon, which is larger and bluer than a regular pigeon, with deep red eyes and a crest of fluffy feathers on its head
July 19, 2025 at 6:11 PM
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anyway please watch the boy next world special episode
Phu from Thai BL show "The Boy Next World" crouches behind a trashcan. His eyes just barely peek out Phu and Cir from Thai BL show "The Boy Next World" sit in a field. Phu is nervously looking down at Cir's hand, which he has placed on Phu's leg.
July 2, 2025 at 11:20 PM
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I'm sorry but the energy is somewhat,
Green t-shirt with the font from Charli XCX's "Brat" album saying "custom text"
June 7, 2025 at 8:11 PM
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Devil Wears Prada "Are you wearing the boots?" meme
June 4, 2025 at 10:39 PM
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this one
Cover of the American Girl book, "The Care and Keeping of You." Three tween girls with different skin tones and body types smile at the viewer. They're wearing towels.
May 16, 2025 at 8:41 PM
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Cameron from Modern Family photoshopped over Lisa Frank dolphins. Glowing text says "Soy lo contrario a inteligencia artificial, soy estupidez real," or in English, "I'm the opposite of artificial intelligence, I'm real stupidity"
May 13, 2025 at 4:15 AM
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without downloading new pics, where are you at mentally?
Blue square with a yellow outline of Pennsylvania inside which are the words "You've got an enemy in Pennsylvania." An early season Rupaul's Drag Race contestant says "It's malicious, just gay faggotry that I did not think we were gonna run into here." Rolls of label stickers including the labels "Bedtime," "Do not release," "Do not spin," "Priority specimen," "Bland," and "Thick liquids only." A crying boy is yelled at by his father, who says, "Get a girlfriend, son!" His mother says, "Or a boyfriend! He's bi." The dad says "Damn nobody want u fr" with 2 crying emojis. The mom says "I'm saying like" with 2 crying emojis. The boy continues to cry in each panel
April 26, 2025 at 12:57 AM
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this screengrab, captioned only: gender envy
Poor quality photo of Envy from Fullmetal Alchemist Brotherhood
April 16, 2025 at 3:38 AM
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so in the 60s, czech cinema had less ussr meddling than usual, and it went *wild.* an art teacher struggling to connect with students while limited by his soviet curriculum encounters a folk tale about a magic cat, and the story goes full surrealist. visually enchanting. also the cat looks like this
A woman in a red shirt with her hair done in a beehive holds up a tabby cat. The cat is wearing a sick pair of sunglasses sized for its tiny cat head.
April 2, 2025 at 5:45 PM
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I was hunting for my unfiltered unspoiled original reaction at the time, and. uh.
Screencapp of a Tumblr reactipn to a Twitter quote tweet of anews post. In the original tweet from Film Updates, a photo of actor Misha Collins is posted with the caption "Misha Collins has come out as bisexual." Twitter user adspexi quote-tweeted and said "he had to hold onto that information long enough that the passage of time rendered it inert because if this came to light in 2012 there would be no survivors." Twitter user _DrunkCanuck replied "This would've been the coming-out that took tumblr offline from server overload." Twitter user heihachimachi replied "This dude kept the bullet in the chamber for 10 years that woupd have otherwise killed thousands. Tumblr user fvckingguy screencapped this, said "I'm dying," and added in tags: "Would have otherwise killed thousands! It's so fucking dramatic."
March 28, 2025 at 4:10 PM
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ooh I love a good picrew challenge
Generic user-icon-style lineart of a short-haired, presumably male person's head and shoulders. No details are visible except his glasses and his flat mouth.
March 19, 2025 at 1:50 AM