beautiful

a set! do not separate!!

I told her how easy it is to make and she refuses to believe me, guess I gotta make it for her at christmas

oh I had no quarrel with the pie. white midwestern food is like non-mediterranean european food, the main course might be unseasoned slop but the baking pickles and cured meats are unimpeachable

every year millions of midwestern green beans are tortured to death for no reason. you can do your part to stop the crisis

my childhood thanksgiving plate at grandma's house house consisted of a roll, velveeta mac and cheese, one spoonful of the slightly more edible jello salad just to pick out the mandarins and mini marshmallows, one wet slice of turkey, pie, and maybe a chunk of frozen cool whip

she was talking today about the full lineup of dishes required for her family thanksgiving (wet, flavorless) and my brother and I realized we had never eaten a full half of them

no!!!

I think there's a dignity to being a shaved head chunky gay with abundant back hair. and I've resolved to embrace that status whether I hit it at 34 or 54

but I like being fuzzy,

jira would be proud

🫂

that second one makes me start wondering, uncontrollably, what photos joong has talked him into taking in private

a successive series of trains

Every year I share this work with my students. We read it aloud.