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Zoey Handley
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Writer. Queenlord. Gaming hobbyist. Weird. Formerly at Destructoid. Editor of Maximum Utmost. Support me at http://ko-fi.com/adzuken. Find me at https://linktr.ee/adzuken.
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It's the cover art for S.O.S. for SNES, which depicts an old ocean liner getting capsized by a big wave.
November 25, 2025 at 8:08 PM
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Here's the one that I first discovered. Clearly, no human was involved. Also, I forgot to add #blutoid.
All right, so this is another Outlaws Remaster header from that bizarre AI-led website. Obviously, no human checked this before it got put up, because the cowboy in the centre has a third arm coming out of his armpit, holding a third pistol.
November 18, 2025 at 9:20 PM
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While doing research, I found a games media site that is 100% AI. The articles are ChatGPT spit, completely unedited. But the most bizarre part is the header images are AI-Generated. They don't use screenshots or PR hero shots, they just generate something, which results in Ootlaws Remastered.
It's... Ugh. It's an AI-generated header that is somehow supposed to depict the upcoming Outlaws + Handful of Missions: Remaster. It's a cowboy dude with a dumb looking pistol. There are cowdudes on horseback against a backdrop of explosions. It looks terrible, but the funniest part is that the logo is stylized to replace the U as a weird star symbol (I think it's supposed to be a sheriff's badge, but doesn't look like one), which makes it say "Ootlaws: Remastered."
November 18, 2025 at 7:12 PM
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It's a screenshot from Stray Children. A battleship full of dogs with cannons on the right fires shells at "The Matsukata Family" in a jeep on the dock on the left. They're firing back with missile launchers. The player character dodges to the bottom while a dolphin with a chihuahua head screams in the back with fire surrounding it up top.
November 7, 2025 at 2:03 AM
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I vote for MechaGodzilla.
Showa-era MechaGodzilla standing on a platform in an underground hangar. You can see the strings holding it up if you look closely.
November 4, 2025 at 3:52 PM
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Without downloading any new pics, where are you mentally? #blutoid
It's from Death of the Reprobate. The image is created from a collage of different classical paintings, but I wouldn't be able to cite which off the top of my head. Point is, two dudes are looking at a distraught looking woman lying in a pond. One dude says to the other, "My beloved wife-to-be is experiencing a temporary bout of womanly hysteria."
October 9, 2025 at 8:05 PM
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#blutoid
Three images from The Simpsons Season 4, Episode 13 "Selma's Choice." Marge is looking at VHS cases. Homer looks sick beside her wearing a "Foam Dome" hat with two bottles of pepto bismal attached. In the first frame, she says, "It's a game about cooking eggs for people in a dystopian apartment block." The next is homer saying, "Sounds great!" In the last frame, marge has the back of her hand against his forehead saying, "Oh, my god, you're delirious."
October 7, 2025 at 6:55 PM
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Scene from the Simpsons Season 6 Episode 21 "The PTA Disbands." Skinner and Krabappel stand opposed in front of a small set of books, one of them labelled "Tek War." Skinner says, "Well, the Kids have to learn about Tek War sooner or later."
September 28, 2025 at 4:46 PM
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For the Famicom Dick System. #Blutoid
It's a blue, bootleg Famicom Disk System disk. The label says "Turbo Dick." It's an unedited image. I've seen a Turbo Dick in person.
September 3, 2025 at 1:54 AM
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#blutoid
It's a screenshot of one of the opening cutscenes in Parasite Eve. An audience member is erupting into flame. It's awkwardly framed, with a surprised woman just barely in view on the left, the fire shooting up from the guy's crotch, and a really twisted early-CGI expression.
August 29, 2025 at 11:52 PM
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Simon Belmont from Captain N looking smug and pointing a thumb back at himself.
August 22, 2025 at 4:11 PM
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Star Man.
Star Man from the NES game, Pro Wrestling.
August 20, 2025 at 1:59 AM
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Ah, yeah. This is way more accurate. #Blutoid
The Steam license page showing old purchase: 22 Feb, 2007: SiN Episodes Emergence 20 Oct, 2006: Psychonauts 26 Jul, 2006: The Ship 20 Dec, 2004: Half-Life Platinum Pack 16 Nov, 2004: Half-Life 2 Retail Standard
August 15, 2025 at 5:06 PM
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That's weird. My first Steam game would have been Half-Life 2, but I bought a boxed copy. However, I'm pretty sure that Psychonauts predates these, but it doesn't even show up in my purchases at all. #blutoid
Steam purchases. 19 Dec, 2008: Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People: Season 1 17 Nov, 2008: Left 4 Dead and On the Rain-Slick Precipice of Darkness - Episode 2 14 Jun, 2008: On the Rain-Slick Precipice of Darkness - Episode One 17 Feb, 2008: Audiosurf 11 Oct, 2007: The Orange Box
August 15, 2025 at 4:06 PM
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Giant food is the best enemy/level element you can find in a game. #blutoid.
Earthworm Jim 2's Level Ate with burgers frying on a grill in the background, some of them covered in bubbling cheese.
August 15, 2025 at 12:58 PM
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#blutoid
Hybrid Heaven's title screen shown on a Mickey Mouse CRT screen. The cartridge is slotted into a Pokemon N64. Vac-Man stands between them.
August 9, 2025 at 3:19 AM
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#blutoid
It's the screen for Mary's Letter in Silent Hill 2. However, the text says, "Dear Mario: Please come to that town. Silent Hill. I've baked a cake for you. Yours Truly-- Princess Toadstool (Peach)"
August 6, 2025 at 10:35 PM
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This you?
Screenshot of a pirate from Secret of Monkey Island wearing a badge that says "Ask me about Loom"
August 6, 2025 at 3:38 PM
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You said it, guy. #blutoid
Screenshot from Deadly Premonition 2. Francis "Zach" Morgan walks away from the camera in a house coat. The ground is covered in red leaves. The subtitles indicate he's saying, "It's a shitty world filled with shitty people."
July 25, 2025 at 8:49 PM
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What up, Beefboys? #blutoid
A clip from a Geocities site for -- and I'm not making this up -- EFW: Extremely Fat Wrestling. It's a biopage for "Beefboy." It says, Name: Beefboy. AKA: The Serial Thriller. Hailing From: Los Angeles, CA. Height: 5'10". Weight: 352. Finishing Move: The Sizzler. Quick Quote: "Beef... It's what you want." Then there are three links: Another pic for the ladies, email the Beefboy, and back to wrestlers bio page.
July 25, 2025 at 3:58 AM
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I had to take down some of the "greatest and hugest" bosses for this review. #blutoid
It's a screenshot of the map screen from F-47II MD. It says "Stage 3 Boss. Name: Yamato. The greatest and hugest battle ship."
July 24, 2025 at 1:58 AM
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July 20, 2025 at 6:02 PM
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You should be fine, just be careful if you park at the gas station in West Side. I made that mistake once.
July 18, 2025 at 10:43 PM
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He slept like this while I was throwing spinning piledrivers with Zangief. #blutoid
My dog, Zero, laying with his head against my thigh. His ear is draped over my arcade stick, directly under the joystick.
July 12, 2025 at 11:18 PM
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#Blutoid
It's a fan translated version of Hi-Score Girl. It shows a Haruo Yaguchi saying, "By training on the NEO GEO CD, not only my skills improved, but my patience as well!" In smaller font in the corner of the bubble it adds, "Because of the load times."
July 2, 2025 at 1:11 AM