Marvin White. The cartoon is Super Friends. He and this other girl, Wendy, were just tagalong kids with no superpowers so that kids could relate to someone. And they sucked so hard they weren't in the second season.

Yes. Or the Sega Astro City Mini.

They added a hot, shirtless, panther man, so they can cut whoever they want from the roster.

Revenge of Death Adder is the best Golden Axe, though.

Tell me more about this "cocaine."

Coincidentally, I was playing Choro-Q3 recently, and was feeling nostalgic for that style of music. It was such a good vibe for the era. I loved when SNES games would reach for the sound in games like Pilotwings.

Pfft. That's just weak. I don't need a computer to be a snarky asshole.

Here's the one that I first discovered. Clearly, no human was involved. Also, I forgot to add #blutoid.

I wasn't interested in a Zelda movie before, and I'm not interested now.

"Why learn to deal with grief when you can live in fantasy?"

I wish I was gripping a gyro right now.

Well, thanks for setting my expectations, I guess.

I did some research. Apparently it's a stylistic choice. They insist it was done by an artist.

Odd choice, but they're not alone in it. Nintendo uses fake glyphs a lot, and I think I recall Stray Children did in some places. I just don't know why you'd make that Japanese fake but the English real.

They're gibberish. There are some actual characters in there, but also made up ones. It mixes katakana and kanji and, yeah, a lot of them are reversed. So, either they're placeholders or they just don't want to use actual Japanese.

I did! I even reviewed it for Destructoid. I didn't dig it all that much. At the time, I said it was solid, but bland and forgettable. I think that was accurate, since a year later, I only remember glimpses of it.

Daaaaamn!

Happy belated birthday, chum!

I remember my roommate and I laughing at the high school rivalry between Kung Lao and Liu Kang over Kitana. Then we unlocked Sub-Zero and Scorpion, which just substitutes their models, and it was magnitudes funnier.