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Alex Burns
@afburns.bsky.social
Professional editor, sometime writer. he/him
Gonna need to watch an ad before you can open it.
December 5, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Surely all those artists are being compensated fairly for it at least
December 4, 2025 at 4:52 PM
I feel like the odds that he's actually seen or read The Hunger Games are pretty slim.
November 27, 2025 at 3:22 AM
My kid has had this on rotation lately, holds up great
November 26, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Even our absolute POS governor vetoed an attempt to ban them not too long ago.
November 25, 2025 at 2:32 AM
I love the episode of "The Toys That Made Us" about He-Man for exactly this. Just a bunch of dudes goofing around making silly things and it turned out to be a big hit.
November 20, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Hey do y'all see a pond over on the other side over there? My turtle shell is a bit dry and I heard there was a pond. That was a day ago though so I just want to make sure.
November 20, 2025 at 2:26 PM
We've come a long way from "Shop or the terrorists win!"
November 17, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Oh dang. I had heard there were distribution issues. I guess everyone is, though.
November 17, 2025 at 10:15 PM
And yet the internet is full of people going "Check out what it would look like if this famous hot actor played this cartoon character." Disney sees all these posts and think they're indicative of what will happen when they make that thing real.
November 17, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Animation is simply better than live action most of the time. There's no reason for these to exist.
November 17, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Magical Athlete is super fun. Hot Streak has been out for a bit, though, maybe your store has just had trouble getting copies. It's been a big here around here!
November 17, 2025 at 5:19 PM