Andrew Fleming
@afleming.bsky.social
Wonkette's token Canadian. Sea captain. Vancouverite 💪💪⬆️🇨🇦 https://substack.com/@flematic
Hegseth hears a hooah. My latest for Wonkette: open.substack.com/pub/wonkette...
Franklin Commits Atrocities At Sea
Pete Hegseth drags beloved turtle into the culture wars.
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December 7, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Hegseth hears a hooah. My latest for Wonkette: open.substack.com/pub/wonkette...
Canadian Armed Forces give new meaning to "five for fighting" with new plan for volunteer military service: www.wonkette.com/p/canadian-m...
Canadian Military Suggests Standing On Guard For Free
Be all that you can be in the kinda sorta army!
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November 23, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Canadian Armed Forces give new meaning to "five for fighting" with new plan for volunteer military service: www.wonkette.com/p/canadian-m...
Remembrance Day ceremony hit a bit different this year now that the close ally we fought so many wars alongside openly wants to destroy us.
November 11, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Remembrance Day ceremony hit a bit different this year now that the close ally we fought so many wars alongside openly wants to destroy us.
Or they could respond to Rebecca’s offer but changing Wonkette’s name won’t be on the table. open.substack.com/pub/wonkette...
November 5, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Or they could respond to Rebecca’s offer but changing Wonkette’s name won’t be on the table. open.substack.com/pub/wonkette...
King Charles being suspenseful with a pencil ever since a prince turned himself into a symbol.
October 31, 2025 at 5:52 PM
King Charles being suspenseful with a pencil ever since a prince turned himself into a symbol.
We may never know if Katy Perry saw the “Fuck Trudeau” signs on her recent tour of Canada and took it as a sign. open.substack.com/pub/wonkette...
'F*ck Trudeau? Don't Mind If I Do!'
Katy and Justin sitting in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G.
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October 26, 2025 at 8:18 PM
We may never know if Katy Perry saw the “Fuck Trudeau” signs on her recent tour of Canada and took it as a sign. open.substack.com/pub/wonkette...
Is that a fly ball, or is it a Nazgûl, coming in from the lake just to catch the game? My latest rant for Wonkette on spotty Jays fans attendance at Mariners games. h/t @harrisonmooney.bsky.social www.wonkette.com/p/blue-jays-...
Blue Jays Fans Seen Less In Seattle
What do you want? For us to play ball?
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October 19, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Is that a fly ball, or is it a Nazgûl, coming in from the lake just to catch the game? My latest rant for Wonkette on spotty Jays fans attendance at Mariners games. h/t @harrisonmooney.bsky.social www.wonkette.com/p/blue-jays-...
Proud to see former colleagues fighting the good fight bringing local news back to communities in need. Good choice of name too: www.freshetnews.ca/a-new-beginn...
A new beginning for local news in Burnaby, New Westminster and the Tri-Cities - Freshet News
The Freshet News is a new voice for Burnaby, New Westminster and the Tri-Cities with a mission to put community back in community news.
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October 15, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Proud to see former colleagues fighting the good fight bringing local news back to communities in need. Good choice of name too: www.freshetnews.ca/a-new-beginn...
This time it’s personal
Canadian Man Stranded In Canada Begs To Come Home
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By Andrew Fleming @afleming.bsky.social
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By Andrew Fleming @afleming.bsky.social
Canadian Man Stranded In Canada Begs To Come Home
The curious case of Terrence J. McBride.
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October 15, 2025 at 6:25 PM
This time it’s personal
Top 5 birthdays to celebrate today that aren’t Charlie Kirk’s! www.wonkette.com/p/charlie-ki...
Charlie Kirk Ain't The Only Big Name Born October 14
You say it's his birthday, well it's their birthday too yeah!
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October 14, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Top 5 birthdays to celebrate today that aren’t Charlie Kirk’s! www.wonkette.com/p/charlie-ki...
The guy at the end who came to shake his hand and said thank you kinda broke me. Dude might've saved his life.
ICE/Border Patrol held a weapon on a guy who was demanding they show him their face in Rogers Park today
October 12, 2025 at 11:11 PM
The guy at the end who came to shake his hand and said thank you kinda broke me. Dude might've saved his life.
I made a listicle! www.wonkette.com/p/charlie-ki...
Charlie Kirk Ain't The Only Big Name Born October 14
You say it's his birthday, well it's their birthday too yeah!
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October 12, 2025 at 4:46 PM
I made a listicle! www.wonkette.com/p/charlie-ki...
"Nice little advance screening system you've got there, it would be a shame if anything happened to it." My latest for Wonkette: www.wonkette.com/p/maga-pitch...
MAGA Pitches New Idea To Repel Canadian Tourists
'Nice little advance screening system you've got there, it would be a shame if anything happened to it.'
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October 5, 2025 at 6:16 PM
"Nice little advance screening system you've got there, it would be a shame if anything happened to it." My latest for Wonkette: www.wonkette.com/p/maga-pitch...
It will never not feel strange to be making double time and a half on September 30 thanks to systemic racism.
September 30, 2025 at 4:46 PM
It will never not feel strange to be making double time and a half on September 30 thanks to systemic racism.
Sarah McLachlan is mad as hell and isn't going to take it anymore! cc @michellecyca.com www.wonkette.com/p/lilith-fai...
Lilith Fair Founder Refuses To Shut Up And Sing
Sarah McLachlan heads into the fire after coming out as woke antifa.
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September 28, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Sarah McLachlan is mad as hell and isn't going to take it anymore! cc @michellecyca.com www.wonkette.com/p/lilith-fai...
How the fuck does CBC Gem not carry Da Vinci's Inquest??
September 27, 2025 at 3:20 AM
How the fuck does CBC Gem not carry Da Vinci's Inquest??
Giving this homegrown @gandersocial.bsky.social social media the old college try for meta reasons. Surely cobra chickens are better than the Twiter bird.
September 24, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Giving this homegrown @gandersocial.bsky.social social media the old college try for meta reasons. Surely cobra chickens are better than the Twiter bird.
Welp, that’s $25 I wasted sending some BCcentric Wonkette posts for City Mike award consideration. Surely must’ve been the swearing. jackwebster.com/webster-awar...
Webster Awards 2025 Finalists - Jack Webster Foundation | Celebrating the Webster Awards
Best News Reporting of the Year – Print/Digital Best News Reporting of the Year – TV/Video Commentator of the Year/City Mic Award Excellence in Arts & Culture Reporting Excellence in Business Reportin...
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September 23, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Welp, that’s $25 I wasted sending some BCcentric Wonkette posts for City Mike award consideration. Surely must’ve been the swearing. jackwebster.com/webster-awar...
Give a standing ovation for a Nazi once, shame on you. Give a standing ovation for a Nazi twice and you seem shamefully unclear on why it’s wrong to cheer for them. cc @gregorrobertson.bsky.social www.wonkette.com/p/charlie-ki...
Charlie Kirk Eulogy Gets A Rise Out Of House Of Commons
The ovation from MPs was not outstanding.
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September 21, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Give a standing ovation for a Nazi once, shame on you. Give a standing ovation for a Nazi twice and you seem shamefully unclear on why it’s wrong to cheer for them. cc @gregorrobertson.bsky.social www.wonkette.com/p/charlie-ki...
Reposted by Andrew Fleming
NEW: I've never seen as many retractions as I have this week, and that speaks volumes about the degradation of corporate media. My latest: www.muellershewrote.com/p/the-abject...
The Abject Failure of Corporate Media in the Wake of Charlie Kirk
I've been steeped in the news media for nearly 8 years and I've never seen more retractions than I have this week.
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September 14, 2025 at 9:42 PM
NEW: I've never seen as many retractions as I have this week, and that speaks volumes about the degradation of corporate media. My latest: www.muellershewrote.com/p/the-abject...
Paging Brian Kilmeade!
September 14, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Paging Brian Kilmeade!
Canada demolished Israel this weekend but nobody was there to see it: www.wonkette.com/p/what-if-ca...
What If Canada And Israel Played Tennis And Nobody Came?
For 'security,' not for 'so nobody would boo.'
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September 14, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Canada demolished Israel this weekend but nobody was there to see it: www.wonkette.com/p/what-if-ca...
Everything is awful now but a recent @wonkettemedia.bsky.social post having 911 upvotes on Reddit seems as good a way as any to start this particular day.
September 11, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Everything is awful now but a recent @wonkettemedia.bsky.social post having 911 upvotes on Reddit seems as good a way as any to start this particular day.
It’s not a good idea to fuck with librarians, no matter what you might’ve seen on Pornhub. My latest on #Edmonton book ban brouhaha: www.wonkette.com/p/hero-libra...
Hero Librarians Protest Book Ban By Obeying In Advance
The United Conservative Party of Alberta has always been at war with the Edmonton Public School Board.
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September 7, 2025 at 6:29 PM
It’s not a good idea to fuck with librarians, no matter what you might’ve seen on Pornhub. My latest on #Edmonton book ban brouhaha: www.wonkette.com/p/hero-libra...