Sam 🦇🧛♂️
@afoolishsamurai.bsky.social
Bossssssss either give me something to do or let me go home
December 6, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Bossssssss either give me something to do or let me go home
Boss is having me actually doing nothing for the second day in a row, they might be trying to make me quit
December 6, 2025 at 1:56 PM
Boss is having me actually doing nothing for the second day in a row, they might be trying to make me quit
2am on my birthday still up from last night, I'm 25 now...
I have thoughts on it but they're not sober thoughts
I have thoughts on it but they're not sober thoughts
December 4, 2025 at 8:25 AM
2am on my birthday still up from last night, I'm 25 now...
I have thoughts on it but they're not sober thoughts
I have thoughts on it but they're not sober thoughts
Tried to shout into the void but the void ssshhhd me, apparently the void was hosting a library at the time smh. Can't have any fun
December 3, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Tried to shout into the void but the void ssshhhd me, apparently the void was hosting a library at the time smh. Can't have any fun
Haven't been taking care of myself as much as I wish I would. It's time for me to lock in
a computer screen with a drawing of a man sitting in a chair with the words lock in above it
ALT: a computer screen with a drawing of a man sitting in a chair with the words lock in above it
media.tenor.com
December 3, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Haven't been taking care of myself as much as I wish I would. It's time for me to lock in
Lobotomy is tomorrow
December 2, 2025 at 5:46 AM
Lobotomy is tomorrow
When I was young and my parents sent me to my room I used to just sleep until they let me out.
They had to start forcing me to stand in a corner instead lol
They had to start forcing me to stand in a corner instead lol
November 27, 2025 at 2:40 PM
When I was young and my parents sent me to my room I used to just sleep until they let me out.
They had to start forcing me to stand in a corner instead lol
They had to start forcing me to stand in a corner instead lol
Go ahead, answer the question(they're both grammatically correct 🫠
November 23, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Go ahead, answer the question(they're both grammatically correct 🫠
Down 20 pounds since moving in with Mac, I think if I make good choices with my food I can be below 200 within 6 months :>
November 20, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Down 20 pounds since moving in with Mac, I think if I make good choices with my food I can be below 200 within 6 months :>
Been learning Japanese for over a week and Mac is better than me at it in one day
November 13, 2025 at 4:50 AM
Been learning Japanese for over a week and Mac is better than me at it in one day
When will a woman cheddar me 😔
November 12, 2025 at 5:52 AM
When will a woman cheddar me 😔
Drop something blue
November 6, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Drop something blue
You'll never guess who hit a curb and exploded their fucking tire 🙃
November 2, 2025 at 11:17 AM
You'll never guess who hit a curb and exploded their fucking tire 🙃
Deoxys and rayquaza gotta be some of the most legendary beef of all fiction
November 1, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Deoxys and rayquaza gotta be some of the most legendary beef of all fiction
Putting a random oomf in air jail
October 29, 2025 at 4:27 AM
Putting a random oomf in air jail
How i would watch this Schedule: yellow = watch
Purple = sleep
Green = meal
Not highlighted means I'm changing channels for something else, probably nick lol
Purple = sleep
Green = meal
Not highlighted means I'm changing channels for something else, probably nick lol
*Clears throat loudly and unsubtly
Disclaimer: Might need a teeny bit of work here and there. I did this late at night a million years ago...
Disclaimer: Might need a teeny bit of work here and there. I did this late at night a million years ago...
October 26, 2025 at 7:51 PM
How i would watch this Schedule: yellow = watch
Purple = sleep
Green = meal
Not highlighted means I'm changing channels for something else, probably nick lol
Purple = sleep
Green = meal
Not highlighted means I'm changing channels for something else, probably nick lol
Drawing something about my own pressure on myself to be better at drawing and being disappointed it's not as good as i wanted it to be.
I'm not unaware of the irony here.
I'm not unaware of the irony here.
October 21, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Drawing something about my own pressure on myself to be better at drawing and being disappointed it's not as good as i wanted it to be.
I'm not unaware of the irony here.
I'm not unaware of the irony here.
Chat - you're not gonna believe this but you can eat chocolate for breakfast
October 18, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Chat - you're not gonna believe this but you can eat chocolate for breakfast
Underground - Cody fry
That one song in your playlist that makes you feel like you’re ascending to the heavens
October 17, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Underground - Cody fry
go 2k custom insoles for my shoes, call 'em my lamberfeeties
October 16, 2025 at 7:19 PM
go 2k custom insoles for my shoes, call 'em my lamberfeeties
at work i spent 3 hours pondering the question: "How would the joker eat a sandwich"
to elaborate i meant from a writing perspective how would you show the jokers character ONLY through eating a sandwich.
to elaborate i meant from a writing perspective how would you show the jokers character ONLY through eating a sandwich.
October 16, 2025 at 7:09 PM
at work i spent 3 hours pondering the question: "How would the joker eat a sandwich"
to elaborate i meant from a writing perspective how would you show the jokers character ONLY through eating a sandwich.
to elaborate i meant from a writing perspective how would you show the jokers character ONLY through eating a sandwich.
Do your best impression of wall paper before I make you into Swiss cheese
October 16, 2025 at 3:20 AM
Do your best impression of wall paper before I make you into Swiss cheese
For your crimes I sentence you to....
Greek with no added sugar!
Greek with no added sugar!
October 15, 2025 at 3:28 PM
For your crimes I sentence you to....
Greek with no added sugar!
Greek with no added sugar!
I would really like an opportunity to customize my character(irl) AGAIN please. my stats are all messed up and honestly not vibin with the look anymore.
October 12, 2025 at 2:41 AM
I would really like an opportunity to customize my character(irl) AGAIN please. my stats are all messed up and honestly not vibin with the look anymore.