can I be the COO Chief Ooze Officer

my name isn't bill

out fishin

sometimes I pretend I’m chinese at my job

the body is so stupid. i should be able to fill it with cigarettes, cup noodles, and 3 hours of sleep at 3 pm and be ready to rock. I want to be 20 again

I've slept six or more hours at a normal-ish time for the past four days and it's extremely real. I want to live for the first time in months

hopefully you've been brushing up on your Chinese

you're not going to like the job I have for you

I hope I get it back too bot-tan...