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Chris
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Here we go again.
Movie theaters forever!
December 8, 2025 at 1:12 AM
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Our modern subscription hellhole is aggressively anti-ownership and the kids know it
December 7, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Fuck Ted Sarandos.
Every new word in this sentence is worse than the last
December 7, 2025 at 4:01 AM
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Joint Statement of the Acquisition of Warner Bros. Discovery by Netflix.
December 5, 2025 at 6:39 PM
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I didn’t make enough in time and had to cover a day of the room at an increased rate to buy some time. I have until tomorrow but now I need $520 to cover everything. Anything helps. Thank you again to anyone who has donated or shared thus far.
Reposting this one more time. I have until the morning to raise $700 to keep our room. I’m sick and have no sick time and have to go to work tomorrow. I need to try to secure our lodging thru til I get paid next. Anything anyone can spare would be tremendously appreciated!
Reaching out for mutual aid to keep our room for the next week as well as some other expenses. Any dollar helps but sharing and reposting is also extremely beneficial. Really cannot overstate how grateful I am for all the support. I know how rough it is out there. Thank you!
December 4, 2025 at 5:29 PM
December 2, 2025 at 11:08 PM
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early contender for worst xmas ad that misses the point of the source material is all the whos down in whoville using the walmart app to buy christmas at a store
November 15, 2025 at 3:29 PM
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Dario Argento to George A. Romero about who should score the Dawn of the Dead soundtrack:
Believe in Goblin
November 28, 2025 at 3:33 AM
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Not to trot out the “people will tweet anything” meme, but…
November 26, 2025 at 11:25 PM
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Society is a construct. You can just ask someone to do a ska cover of Faith of the Heart and they'll say "$300 please" and you give it to them and then you have it.

Everyone, give
@skatunenetwork.bsky.social
your money. They deserve it.
November 25, 2025 at 4:30 PM
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chow yun fat in A BETTER TOMORROW is the coolest a dude has ever looked on film
November 22, 2025 at 3:16 PM
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Love those classic Looney Tunes? Thrill and delight as Porky Pig is flattened between two sheets of glass!
November 21, 2025 at 9:02 PM
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I’m down to needing $450 by the morning! Anything anyone is able to spare would be greatly appreciated!!!
Bumping this one last time. Still need to get $550 together by TOMORROW MORNING! Thank you again to anyone who has donated or shared or just sent well wishes. Any dollar helps but so does reposting.
I’m reach out for mutual to pay for our room for the next week. I’ve got an insane stretch of work coming up and pretty desperately need to have lodging secured through it. We need to raise $800 by the end of the week. Any dollar helps but so does sharing this when you see it!
November 20, 2025 at 11:16 PM
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Finding out Marvel is kickstarting one of their books is like seeing an HMO run a gofundme.
November 20, 2025 at 1:22 AM
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All the time, I think about Paul Westerberg’s obit for Alex Chilton archive.is/DNJf
November 19, 2025 at 1:58 AM
All That Heaven Allows (Dir. Douglas Sirk, 1955)/A Tale of Sorrow and Sadness (Dir. Seijun Suzuki, 1977)
November 16, 2025 at 5:15 PM
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Scanning the crowd at that Pope Leo film thing at the Vatican. Spike Lee and Cate Blanchett sure, but front row seat for Dario Argento 💥...
November 15, 2025 at 11:15 PM
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man, I'd be really embarrassed if I had spent all day yesterday defending the principled integrity of the NY Times newsroom
what the actual fuck
November 14, 2025 at 5:39 PM
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They’ve laid off so many people that the government is now getting its economic data from DoorDash.
November 12, 2025 at 1:09 AM
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The new 4K blu-ray of Obayashi’s The Girl Who Leapt Through Time (with my visual essay “A MOVIE: Obayashi’s Cinematic Life”!) is now available for pre order from @orbitdvd.bsky.social! www.orbitdvd.com/products/pre...
November 10, 2025 at 3:16 PM
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congrats to everyone for thinking this through before signing very big contracts to put it on every student’s device at the school or university you run
OVER A MILLION USERS

DISCUSS SUICIDE WITH CHATGPT

EVERY *WEEK*

what the fuck are we DOING here
Panera’s moderately caffeinated lemonade was loosely associated with 2 deaths before it was taken off market.

This article alone has 4 examples of ChatGPT encouraging young people to commit suicide, and OpenAI’s own public stats estimate over a million users discuss suicide with ChatGPT each week.
November 7, 2025 at 11:24 PM
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I still need to raise $600 by the morning. I have no more stopgaps left and just need to make sure our lodging is secured for the week before I have to come back to work. Literally any dollar helps get us closer but sharing helps a ton too. Thank you!
November 6, 2025 at 11:13 PM
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I didn’t make enough in time but I had enough reward points to buy us another day. Still need to raise $650 by TOMORROW MORNING to keep the room for the week. Any dollar helps, but so does just sharing this post whenever you see it. Thanks again to all who’ve helped so far.
I know that things are bad all around, between the gov’t shutdown, the SNAP crisis and every other awful thing happening in the world at the moment, but we could really use some help again to keep our roof for the next week. Anything helps, even if it’s just sharing this post!
November 6, 2025 at 2:05 PM
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Stunned onlookers were overheard asking “Did we die? Is this Hell?"
November 6, 2025 at 3:56 PM