Joel
@agentjoel.bsky.social
Tired dopey guitarist. I see dream people. | Eng/Spa | Roleplay | #AGENCY ; MVRP | MDNI
'Really? No pets? You seem like someone who'd suit, I dunno, a cat pretty well. But then I guess you've got your little friend,' Joel said, taking his jacket off.
November 29, 2025 at 3:40 AM
'Really? No pets? You seem like someone who'd suit, I dunno, a cat pretty well. But then I guess you've got your little friend,' Joel said, taking his jacket off.
Of course. Plus you're good company, no?
November 28, 2025 at 5:19 AM
Of course. Plus you're good company, no?
Kicking off his shoes. His socks were well-worn, dimly patterned.
'Just you in here?' Looking around.
'Just you in here?' Looking around.
November 28, 2025 at 5:16 AM
Kicking off his shoes. His socks were well-worn, dimly patterned.
'Just you in here?' Looking around.
'Just you in here?' Looking around.
It's that time of year, ain't it?
You ever had atole? My abuela used to make it for me as a kid all the time, especially when it was cold.
You ever had atole? My abuela used to make it for me as a kid all the time, especially when it was cold.
November 28, 2025 at 5:14 AM
It's that time of year, ain't it?
You ever had atole? My abuela used to make it for me as a kid all the time, especially when it was cold.
You ever had atole? My abuela used to make it for me as a kid all the time, especially when it was cold.
( Visible relief. He did NOT expect that to work. )
'Okay!' ( He barks, skipping after her. He doesn't need to be told twice. )
'Okay!' ( He barks, skipping after her. He doesn't need to be told twice. )
November 28, 2025 at 5:11 AM
( Visible relief. He did NOT expect that to work. )
'Okay!' ( He barks, skipping after her. He doesn't need to be told twice. )
'Okay!' ( He barks, skipping after her. He doesn't need to be told twice. )
( A laugh. Tired. ) If you find out, let me know.
Why're you up, anyway?
Why're you up, anyway?
November 28, 2025 at 5:11 AM
( A laugh. Tired. ) If you find out, let me know.
Why're you up, anyway?
Why're you up, anyway?
'Alright. But, uh . . .
. . . I could use some company?'
. . . I could use some company?'
November 28, 2025 at 5:05 AM
'Alright. But, uh . . .
. . . I could use some company?'
. . . I could use some company?'
Well I sure love getting high or drunk.
November 28, 2025 at 5:04 AM
Well I sure love getting high or drunk.
Oh, uh, I mean sorry about your family and all that.
November 28, 2025 at 4:03 AM
Oh, uh, I mean sorry about your family and all that.
Looking away. Now he's the one blushing. 'Sure, a hot shower. Where at? I live on the streets.'
November 28, 2025 at 2:23 AM
Looking away. Now he's the one blushing. 'Sure, a hot shower. Where at? I live on the streets.'
I wear anything as long as I don't look gay.
November 28, 2025 at 2:20 AM
I wear anything as long as I don't look gay.
You know where I go when I do. I can't stand it.
November 28, 2025 at 2:19 AM
You know where I go when I do. I can't stand it.
An embarrassed laugh.
'C'mon. You don't have to say that because I complimented you. I know how I look. I've been on drugs for fifteen years now and I get, like, three hours sleep a day tops. I stink. I know my worth. You though? I think you're something.'
'C'mon. You don't have to say that because I complimented you. I know how I look. I've been on drugs for fifteen years now and I get, like, three hours sleep a day tops. I stink. I know my worth. You though? I think you're something.'
November 28, 2025 at 2:10 AM
An embarrassed laugh.
'C'mon. You don't have to say that because I complimented you. I know how I look. I've been on drugs for fifteen years now and I get, like, three hours sleep a day tops. I stink. I know my worth. You though? I think you're something.'
'C'mon. You don't have to say that because I complimented you. I know how I look. I've been on drugs for fifteen years now and I get, like, three hours sleep a day tops. I stink. I know my worth. You though? I think you're something.'
Geez man, if you're gonna move that fast, you've gotta warn me! I'm outta shape!
Uh . . . Uhhhhh. I dunno, I dunno! What works? I just wear the same five outfits all the time.
Uh . . . Uhhhhh. I dunno, I dunno! What works? I just wear the same five outfits all the time.
November 28, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Geez man, if you're gonna move that fast, you've gotta warn me! I'm outta shape!
Uh . . . Uhhhhh. I dunno, I dunno! What works? I just wear the same five outfits all the time.
Uh . . . Uhhhhh. I dunno, I dunno! What works? I just wear the same five outfits all the time.
Dude, I'm so drunk. Sure.
November 28, 2025 at 1:54 AM
Dude, I'm so drunk. Sure.
That's fucked man. I think kids should be allowed to smoke if they want to. I mean, it never hurt me. Hey man, if *I* was a vampire, I'd be dressed in *all* the cool shit. I mean, I'm basically nocturnal anyway, right? And you can just *take* people's money with the hypnotism shit or whatever.
November 28, 2025 at 1:38 AM
That's fucked man. I think kids should be allowed to smoke if they want to. I mean, it never hurt me. Hey man, if *I* was a vampire, I'd be dressed in *all* the cool shit. I mean, I'm basically nocturnal anyway, right? And you can just *take* people's money with the hypnotism shit or whatever.
That's crazy. I mean, I guess most people don't give you a smoke or let you drink 'cos you look like a kid. Shit's fucked, y'know? I once knew a guy -- A, uh, y'know, little guy? And he couldn't go on rollercoasters 'cos of his height. How fucked is that, dude?
Aw man, 2167 is gonna be my year.
Aw man, 2167 is gonna be my year.
November 28, 2025 at 1:30 AM
That's crazy. I mean, I guess most people don't give you a smoke or let you drink 'cos you look like a kid. Shit's fucked, y'know? I once knew a guy -- A, uh, y'know, little guy? And he couldn't go on rollercoasters 'cos of his height. How fucked is that, dude?
Aw man, 2167 is gonna be my year.
Aw man, 2167 is gonna be my year.
Well then people must be blind, 'cos you look great.
November 28, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Well then people must be blind, 'cos you look great.
Nah, man. I - hic! - I did it to MYSELF, y'know? I fucked up BIG TIME. 'Cos I fuck EVERYTHING up. We were catching feelings- hic! - For-- For, uh, what's the word, each other, and-- And-- hic!
Hmmmmmmm. Y'know, I-- I feel *good* here? I feel good here. This place is so warm and nice.
Hmmmmmmm. Y'know, I-- I feel *good* here? I feel good here. This place is so warm and nice.
November 28, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Nah, man. I - hic! - I did it to MYSELF, y'know? I fucked up BIG TIME. 'Cos I fuck EVERYTHING up. We were catching feelings- hic! - For-- For, uh, what's the word, each other, and-- And-- hic!
Hmmmmmmm. Y'know, I-- I feel *good* here? I feel good here. This place is so warm and nice.
Hmmmmmmm. Y'know, I-- I feel *good* here? I feel good here. This place is so warm and nice.
Pfft, *This* is the expensive shit? This looks weak. I bet I won't even get drunk of this shi—
( Not even that long later. Drunk, in a weepy tone: )
Yeah and then she BROKE MY HEART man, but it's WHATEVER, you know? It's WHATEVER.
( Not even that long later. Drunk, in a weepy tone: )
Yeah and then she BROKE MY HEART man, but it's WHATEVER, you know? It's WHATEVER.
November 28, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Pfft, *This* is the expensive shit? This looks weak. I bet I won't even get drunk of this shi—
( Not even that long later. Drunk, in a weepy tone: )
Yeah and then she BROKE MY HEART man, but it's WHATEVER, you know? It's WHATEVER.
( Not even that long later. Drunk, in a weepy tone: )
Yeah and then she BROKE MY HEART man, but it's WHATEVER, you know? It's WHATEVER.
You're telling me everyone isn't looking your way when you walk down the street?
November 27, 2025 at 11:54 PM
You're telling me everyone isn't looking your way when you walk down the street?
Brandy? Oh yeah, I forgot you people are vampires.
November 27, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Brandy? Oh yeah, I forgot you people are vampires.