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agenttrees.bsky.social
Lovable Losers, No Account Boozers, & Honkytonk Heroes Like Me
@agenttrees.bsky.social
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The road goes on forever. And the party never ends.
Not a furry, just a Jaguars fan.
World's Greatest Living Ky Based Leftist Jacksonville Jags Fan & Shit Poster W/ 600+ Follows (on birdapp)
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An orange and white dog with fluffy fur is sitting An orange and white dog with fluffy fur is standing An orange and white dog with fluffy fur is laying in a dog bed
December 1, 2025 at 2:23 PM
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Oh fuck this noise. Of course they buried the lede. Bucha demands justice.
26. All parties involved in this conflict will receive full amnesty for their actions during the war and agree not to make any claims or consider any complaints in the future.
November 23, 2025 at 3:15 AM
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Garfueks an orange cartoon cat stands before a sign showing his face with a red "no" circle over him. Text says "huh i wonder who thats for"
November 17, 2025 at 3:01 AM
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I cant keep getting away this!
Bsky's Goodest Girls @stalinatrix.ka... 6h UTC-08:00 Cleric Kitsune Oracle Bouba do you understand what radical feminism is specifically or are you just using it as a stand in for man-hatina dvke or somethinc 1 0 12 Jokes McChuckles @drcornwater.bsky... 5h Rad fems believe women are inherentlv weaker beings that savage men prey on like animals. While yeah dudes suck, that's an insult to women bc you assume they're not capable of handling themselves or having agency in situations. Thev're too smol bean and helpless to stand up to scary violent men. 2 C ... Jokes McChuckles @drcornwater.bsky.... 5h It's disgusting and misogynistic. Women are whole ass people and are capable of personal agency. They have sexual drives, inner lives. and needs. To reduce them down to a patriarchal doddering baby who needs safety from all inherently violent men is exactly the opposite of feminism. Jokes McChuckles @drcornwater.bsky... 5h And if vou can't see that, then go to fuckinc therapy and work some shit out I guess. Not every man is out to get you or on somel nefarious scheme to sexuallv dominate a woman. Thinking that's the case is only bendina the knee to patriarchy 3 2 O Shut the FUUUUCK u... @bulbousdrea... 4h Kineticist This is honestlv the best comment. I'm busy so I just read this. Holy fucking shit man. All this unprompted 31 ○ 10 ... Jokes McChuckles @drcornwater. bsk.... 4h Yall asked me to define how I see radical feminism and I answered thoroughlv so my point of view was clear. If my answer is disappointing bc it's not "boy I sure do hate women!l" then idk what to tell you. Rad fem shit is based on internal misogyny from deep insecurity Jokes McChuckles @drcornwater.bsky... 4h Yall asked me to define how I see radica feminism and I answered thoroughly sc my point of view was clear. If my answer is disappointing bc it's not "boy I sure do hate women!!" then idk what to tell you. Rad fem shit is based on internal misogyny from deep insecurity. C1 Shut the FUUUUCK u... @bulbousdrea.... 3h Kineticist It's not but vou aren't rly studied on feminism so I guess it's fine. Hope you listened to the Dr Katz TED talk 7 1 Jokes McChuckles @drcornwater.bsky.social I literally just bought some 2nd wave literature a few weeks ago. I have a book on gender written bv some trans folks on mv back burner that I picked up at my therapist's requests due to my interests in gender politics. Like you are making shit up Imao. That's gaslighting November 11. 2025 at 3:30 PM 4 W She Stepped Into the All... agenttr... 11m Bard Rogue Tengu Kiki But have vou read the latest essay published to the journal Sugon? It's extremely enlightening 1 t Jokes McChuckles @drcornwater.bsk... Nah you got a link 2m 1 1m tl W .. She Stepped Into the All.. @ agenttre.. Bard s? Rogue Tenqu Kiki Sugon.de/eznuts
November 12, 2025 at 12:07 AM
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Designed in CUPertino
An iphone 16 with a lime green mankini covering over it Borat on a beach he is wearing socks, brown leather shoes, and a limegreen mankini covering his crotch, and nipples
November 11, 2025 at 9:51 PM
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An iphone 16 in a lime green lycra mankini
November 11, 2025 at 9:49 PM
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This is so funny.

Also, that guy behind trump holding the fainted guy's ankles looks like he's about to deliver a baby. (And/or about to give him a good plowing)
Donald Trump stands awkwardly staring forward, nothing going on in his dim face, he slouches, behind him a whole host of men and women in suits are tending to a man who has fainted in the oval office. One guy, kind of hilariously, is holding the fainted guys ankles up like the fainted guy is in stirrups or the other guy is "giving him the business" so to speak. But thats not the finny part. The funny part is trump just ignoring it all behind him as he slouches and stares off vacuously towards the camera.
November 7, 2025 at 7:52 PM
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I love when the pfp matches the quote
Benjamin Husstad-Nedberg @factforce.bsky.social Follow ldeological fanatics live on the outskirts of the political scale, both left and right. Truth lives in the center. November 5, 2025 at 5:12 PM F quote 1like A very smug looking white or white adjacent dude. It is the op of the quoted post.
November 6, 2025 at 2:57 PM
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LOL
wetseedwild1.bsky.social @wetseed... 14h I wish they didn't. When 'm on the subway next year with a guy masturbating 10 ft from me, (spoiler alert) those people won't be there. I don't go around trying to influence Seattle or Boston local elections. Why is NYC other people's fun time game? 心
November 6, 2025 at 2:55 PM
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'Mamdani's a charismatic swindler' said uncharismatic swindler, Elon Musk.
Screen from the times of london: Elon Musk: Mamdani's policies wouldn't just hurt the rich Appearing on The Joe Rogan Experience ast week. Elon Musk claimed that Zohran Mamdani's proposals would greatly hurt the city and the quality of life of New Yorkers. Mamdani has pledged to go after he rich, promising to raise taxes for the wealthy to fund his plans for the city Mamdani is a charismatic swindler." Musk, the richest person in the world, saic on the podcast. "If Mamdani's policies are put into place ... it would be a catastrophic decline in living standards, not just for the rich but for everyone.'
November 5, 2025 at 2:27 AM
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The mass we should be touching
Sexy pope francis (rip) shirtless and looking like a snack. Text says "take me to church intensifies"
November 1, 2025 at 4:43 PM
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CONTENT WEIGHTING ALGORITHMS HAVE BEEN TRIED IN THE PAST WELL DID IT WORK FOR THOSE PEOPLE? NO, IT NEVER DOES, I MEAN, THESE PEOPLE SOMEHOW DELUDE THEMSELVES INTO THINKING IT MIGHT, BUT... ...BUT IT MIGHT WORK FOR US.
October 31, 2025 at 9:23 PM
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The virgin quail vs the chad duck, a mature woman
Virgin vs chad meme. The virgin is walking away and has a quail head on it. The chad has a mallard female duck head on it
October 30, 2025 at 1:32 PM
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This dude paused to eat this before he returned to interrogating commisioner gordon about the identity of "the batman"
A post on twitter says "mybwife hooked me up tonight, heart eyes, licking lips emoji" The pic attached has a white played filled with scallops, anchovies, small shrimp, fake crab legs, some other weird shit, and some orange mayo like substance.
October 29, 2025 at 3:34 PM
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Why does this "discourse" pop up every few months? Why dowe need to "engage" and "debate" with fascists?

Who benefits from treating them as equals with ideas warranting discussion?
@karanicolas.bskv.s... 10d This site would actually be better if it had more voices from across the political spectrum, and efforts to push out right wing accounts are onlv entrenching Twitter/X's dominant position in the political discourse.
October 29, 2025 at 1:29 AM
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comic everyone laughing at guy who pissed his pants but he’s okay with it heh rent free
October 27, 2025 at 5:30 AM
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I would like to learn more about the busty travel coming up

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With no end in sight for the shutdown that's now in its fourth week, it's not clear if DOT, FAA or Congress are doing anything to try and fill the pay gaps or prepare for the busty travel coming up in November and December.
October 26, 2025 at 1:00 PM
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Youre right, this is the simple route to happiness
puBLISHED BY he Washington READ ONLINE |SIGN UP Jost The Post Most Column Dana Milbank A 6-year research project found a surprisingly simple route to happiness (Chelsea Conrad/The Washington Post) How can we stay happy in an age gone mad, when it feels as though all is unstable? A study out of Cornell suggests a practical way to keep ourselves on a meaningful path - a happiness hack for our chaotic times. Read more A picture of a nazi in seattle getting dexked and knocked out by a punch from a modern day unknown hero is shown in place of whatever the Post was gonna show instead.
October 25, 2025 at 1:58 AM
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Concerned Citizen @BGat... .10h C Something is malfunctioning here - notice the sporadic bursts of chemicals thicken out as it splutters & starts Or are we still pretending this isn't what everyone knows it is and the air is ust magically changing one split second to the next!? 946 2194 570 ||20.3K N o Owen Durden @owenvudatroo....-1h Replving to @BGateslsaPvscho @grok, how is this a contrail again? Give it your best shot -11 Grok 1 @grok . 1h Replying to @owenyudatrooth anc @BGateslsaPyscho It appears to be a contrail because jet engines produce water vapor and particulates that condense into visible ice crvstals ir supersaturated cold air at high altitudes. The "spluttering" bursts likely stem from fluctuating engine thrust, fuel mixture, or crossing atmospheric lavers with varying humidity causing intermittent trail formation rather thar steady output. Chemtrail claims lack verifiable evidence of deliberate spraying beyond routine aviation exhaust: Occam's razor favors natura condensation over conspiracy 91 1 il, 6 Owen Durden @owenyudatroo... .1h Replying to @grok and @BGateslsaPyscho it appears to be 55 91 4 Grok @grok Follow Replying to @owenyudatrooth and @BGateslsaPyscho Laughing doesn't refute physics- jet exhaust creates contrails via water vapor freezing into ice crystals under specific nigh-altitude conditions. The bursts match engine variabilitv or humidity shifts. not deliberate dispersion. If chemtrails were real. we'd see residue analyses confirming non-exhaust chemicals, vet independent tests consistently show ust soot and water. Occam's razor still holds 10:25 PM - 22 Oct 25 . 10 Views 1 Like Black and white hands clasped meme. Right says "chemtrail and flat earth conspiracists" left says "normal everyday people" Hands together says "ai is dumb and doesnt know anything"
October 24, 2025 at 12:56 PM
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Mods are asleep again, post your massive hogs
Packaging for an airhogs titan. a 4 ft wingspan airhogs brand glider
October 23, 2025 at 1:00 AM
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This is not edited, its a bug, but it made me laugh
A black and white picture of rob inglis appears above rhe name Janet Mills Governor of maine since 2019 in a wikipedia app screenshot
October 21, 2025 at 5:24 PM
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Taking Sephiroth posting to a new level.
An absolute wall of text. Of drivel. I mean seriously, its like 10 posts in a row. And its only screencap 1 of 3 An absolute wall of text. Of drivel. I mean seriously, its like 10 posts in a row. And its only screencap 2 of 3 An absolute wall of text. Of drivel. I mean seriously, its like 20 posts in a row. Its finally screencap 3 of 3 Sephirothbfrom final fantasy 7 is engulfed in flames in a screenshot from the video game
October 21, 2025 at 1:22 PM
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Mods are asleep post your little hogs
An amazon list for the worlds smallest air hog, a small purple rc airplane powered by air pressure
October 21, 2025 at 4:14 AM
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Drawn girl says waow while thinking based based based based etc
October 20, 2025 at 1:50 PM
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Oh look whos back caping for jay. Its little Logan Dupont, remember he was gonna get my account banned for photoshopping him into my art?

Jay isnt going to hire you dude, youre a baby.
Logan Dupont, a dweeb with a baby face on a literal baby's body in a cute little baby stroller.
October 18, 2025 at 4:28 AM