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I had a charming service-minded young woman in my office the other day as we talked frankly about work. She said she was looking for a mentor and asked me how I learned my management style. I told her I kinda operate under radical honesty but in silently my mind I worry if I’m Reigen Arataka
November 10, 2025 at 5:35 AM
I had a charming service-minded young woman in my office the other day as we talked frankly about work. She said she was looking for a mentor and asked me how I learned my management style. I told her I kinda operate under radical honesty but in silently my mind I worry if I’m Reigen Arataka
I got a tattoo on the back of my knee but still can’t bring myself to book that IUD
I’m trying to book a knee tattoo and an IUD removal and replacement and only one of these things has me in mortal terror
November 6, 2025 at 8:57 PM
I got a tattoo on the back of my knee but still can’t bring myself to book that IUD
Every time I walk into a public bathroom I’m reminded that I live very differently than so many people
November 4, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Every time I walk into a public bathroom I’m reminded that I live very differently than so many people
I’m seeing the Beths tomorrow in Nashville and am getting teary eyed just listening to the setlist, i should start hydrating now
I’m going to need The Beths to put out an new album in 2025 for my mental health thank you
October 31, 2025 at 5:54 PM
I’m seeing the Beths tomorrow in Nashville and am getting teary eyed just listening to the setlist, i should start hydrating now
When I want to watch brainless TV I turn on Seeking Sister Wife where a bunch of obnoxious people “practicing” polygamy repeatedly go out to restaurants to introduce their wives to unsuspecting service workers
October 23, 2025 at 4:23 PM
When I want to watch brainless TV I turn on Seeking Sister Wife where a bunch of obnoxious people “practicing” polygamy repeatedly go out to restaurants to introduce their wives to unsuspecting service workers
I couldn’t remember the phrase sovereign citizen and described it as “someone who decides they are the mayor of their own life”
October 20, 2025 at 11:39 PM
I couldn’t remember the phrase sovereign citizen and described it as “someone who decides they are the mayor of their own life”
I saw my orthopedic surgeon for the last time today and I cried and we hugged. He told me that I was one of his most memorable patients for my attitude and my grit through all this and he hopes I keep doing crazy stuff like parkour for the rest of my life 🥹
October 8, 2025 at 11:24 PM
I saw my orthopedic surgeon for the last time today and I cried and we hugged. He told me that I was one of his most memorable patients for my attitude and my grit through all this and he hopes I keep doing crazy stuff like parkour for the rest of my life 🥹
I want my own thing to go nuts about!!
October 3, 2025 at 6:54 PM
I want my own thing to go nuts about!!
Respectfully!!!!!
Is there a way I can respectfully watch Robert Irwin on Dancing with the Stars without having to see any of the other bozos and losers on there and just only Robert Irwin. Respectfully. Thanks
October 2, 2025 at 3:27 AM
Respectfully!!!!!
Me purchasing only a diet pop at the gas station and no snacks: reverent, holy, healthy
Me two hours into the road trip with only a diet pop: foolish, ignorant, loser
Me two hours into the road trip with only a diet pop: foolish, ignorant, loser
September 23, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Me purchasing only a diet pop at the gas station and no snacks: reverent, holy, healthy
Me two hours into the road trip with only a diet pop: foolish, ignorant, loser
Me two hours into the road trip with only a diet pop: foolish, ignorant, loser
When you’re at a show and the band says they want a frozen margarita you get your ass to the bar and you get that band a frozen margarita!! And you tip the bartender!!!
September 23, 2025 at 12:54 AM
When you’re at a show and the band says they want a frozen margarita you get your ass to the bar and you get that band a frozen margarita!! And you tip the bartender!!!
Is there a way I can respectfully watch Robert Irwin on Dancing with the Stars without having to see any of the other bozos and losers on there and just only Robert Irwin. Respectfully. Thanks
September 18, 2025 at 2:53 AM
Is there a way I can respectfully watch Robert Irwin on Dancing with the Stars without having to see any of the other bozos and losers on there and just only Robert Irwin. Respectfully. Thanks
Man I was absolutely certain that LMFAO was going to reunite for Coachella and it was going to turn things around for all of us
September 17, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Man I was absolutely certain that LMFAO was going to reunite for Coachella and it was going to turn things around for all of us
Just watched a young man check for the gun in his waistband before entering a Crumbl Cookie in a sleepy Indianapolis suburb we are so cooked fam
September 13, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Just watched a young man check for the gun in his waistband before entering a Crumbl Cookie in a sleepy Indianapolis suburb we are so cooked fam
If Patti Harrison would go on Taskmaster it would give us all something to live for for just a little while longer
September 12, 2025 at 2:58 AM
If Patti Harrison would go on Taskmaster it would give us all something to live for for just a little while longer
Now’s as good a time as any to mention that Franz Ferdinand put an album out this year and it’s really good
September 11, 2025 at 2:19 PM
Now’s as good a time as any to mention that Franz Ferdinand put an album out this year and it’s really good
Y’all are way too comfortable wearing custom print polyester clothing because that does not breathe and I’m behind you at shows and can confirm you need to wear breathable fabrics
September 5, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Y’all are way too comfortable wearing custom print polyester clothing because that does not breathe and I’m behind you at shows and can confirm you need to wear breathable fabrics
I am simply too good and wonderful of a person to have to learn what six sigma is
August 29, 2025 at 7:57 PM
I am simply too good and wonderful of a person to have to learn what six sigma is
It’s almost a year since my Jackie died so yes I did buy a fashionable urn for my departed bird son
www.fashionbrandcompany.com/collections/...
www.fashionbrandcompany.com/collections/...
Fashion Brand Company Mini Lizard Urn
We are very sorry for your loss. Here is a tiny urn for the remains of your scaly friend. Custom made and designed Metal urn with pink enamel and glossy finish. The top twists off and reads "fash...
www.fashionbrandcompany.com
August 22, 2025 at 6:19 PM
It’s almost a year since my Jackie died so yes I did buy a fashionable urn for my departed bird son
www.fashionbrandcompany.com/collections/...
www.fashionbrandcompany.com/collections/...
Made office coffee so badly today that I had to walk around and apologize 😞 shameful
August 20, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Made office coffee so badly today that I had to walk around and apologize 😞 shameful
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time to scroll, what do we got: fascism updates. Jamie Lee Curtis's jumbo yum yums. additional fascism updates,
August 20, 2025 at 1:10 AM
time to scroll, what do we got: fascism updates. Jamie Lee Curtis's jumbo yum yums. additional fascism updates,
Is there anyone besides Dumbledore that says anything about what is right and what is easy but don’t say the LMAO but it has Gandalf quote cause that’s a different situation
August 15, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Is there anyone besides Dumbledore that says anything about what is right and what is easy but don’t say the LMAO but it has Gandalf quote cause that’s a different situation
I am on steroids for my infected spider bites and my body hasn’t felt this good since at least December 13, 2024, if not before then
August 14, 2025 at 9:36 PM
I am on steroids for my infected spider bites and my body hasn’t felt this good since at least December 13, 2024, if not before then
Ticketmaster email: “Important Information About Your Upcoming Show” you can bring a bag the size of a deck of cards and here are useless things we can upsell you
Me: what time are doors? What order are the bands playing in?
Ticketmaster Email: VIP Club Access 🙂
Me: what time are doors? What order are the bands playing in?
Ticketmaster Email: VIP Club Access 🙂
August 14, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Ticketmaster email: “Important Information About Your Upcoming Show” you can bring a bag the size of a deck of cards and here are useless things we can upsell you
Me: what time are doors? What order are the bands playing in?
Ticketmaster Email: VIP Club Access 🙂
Me: what time are doors? What order are the bands playing in?
Ticketmaster Email: VIP Club Access 🙂
In another life I’d be unwashed in a dirty field at the Gathering of the Juggalos right now with cellulitis from four infected spider bites instead I’m in business casual in my high rise office building with cellulitis from four infected spider bites
August 12, 2025 at 7:10 PM
In another life I’d be unwashed in a dirty field at the Gathering of the Juggalos right now with cellulitis from four infected spider bites instead I’m in business casual in my high rise office building with cellulitis from four infected spider bites