give me Guinness and give me death
@aguinnessplease.bsky.social
just another menace here for friendship and nonsense #chaotic_oops
How to I reskeet my own shit on Tiktok, because I crave attention and acknowledgement
Update: polar plunge ✅
www.tiktok.com/t/ZTraJaF1s/
www.tiktok.com/t/ZTraJaF1s/
December 7, 2025 at 12:50 AM
How to I reskeet my own shit on Tiktok, because I crave attention and acknowledgement
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Update: polar plunge ✅
www.tiktok.com/t/ZTraJaF1s/
www.tiktok.com/t/ZTraJaF1s/
December 5, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Update: polar plunge ✅
www.tiktok.com/t/ZTraJaF1s/
www.tiktok.com/t/ZTraJaF1s/
if you teach a man to fish, he will dance for a day, but if you teach him how to Dougie, fish will fear him wait what
December 5, 2025 at 6:24 AM
if you teach a man to fish, he will dance for a day, but if you teach him how to Dougie, fish will fear him wait what
Update: polar plunge ✅
www.tiktok.com/t/ZTraJaF1s/
www.tiktok.com/t/ZTraJaF1s/
December 5, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Update: polar plunge ✅
www.tiktok.com/t/ZTraJaF1s/
www.tiktok.com/t/ZTraJaF1s/
one of us is an owl
December 3, 2025 at 9:20 AM
one of us is an owl
If you also can't sleep, come for a snowy night walk with me www.tiktok.com/t/ZTHTn5EpAr...
December 3, 2025 at 9:00 AM
If you also can't sleep, come for a snowy night walk with me www.tiktok.com/t/ZTHTn5EpAr...
Jackie's hometown visit quest list (winter edition)
- nighttime snowy walk to call owls
- polar plunge to reboot my O.S.
- clandestine tarot readings for siblings
- break into the church belltower and ring the bells
- befriend the raven that lives in the woods behind my sister's house
- nighttime snowy walk to call owls
- polar plunge to reboot my O.S.
- clandestine tarot readings for siblings
- break into the church belltower and ring the bells
- befriend the raven that lives in the woods behind my sister's house
December 3, 2025 at 8:20 AM
Jackie's hometown visit quest list (winter edition)
- nighttime snowy walk to call owls
- polar plunge to reboot my O.S.
- clandestine tarot readings for siblings
- break into the church belltower and ring the bells
- befriend the raven that lives in the woods behind my sister's house
- nighttime snowy walk to call owls
- polar plunge to reboot my O.S.
- clandestine tarot readings for siblings
- break into the church belltower and ring the bells
- befriend the raven that lives in the woods behind my sister's house
It's 3 a.m. and I have my fullmoonual insomnia but luckily I'm in my homewilds of Pennsylvania, so if I'm still awake in an hour we're going on a walk
December 3, 2025 at 7:56 AM
It's 3 a.m. and I have my fullmoonual insomnia but luckily I'm in my homewilds of Pennsylvania, so if I'm still awake in an hour we're going on a walk
I want to hear the roly-poly little bat-faced girl's side of the story
December 3, 2025 at 7:54 AM
I want to hear the roly-poly little bat-faced girl's side of the story
ok my 2023 and 2024 stats are something else, haha HAUNCH
December 3, 2025 at 4:06 AM
ok my 2023 and 2024 stats are something else, haha HAUNCH
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" but do you recall the most famous reindeer of all?"
You just named eight lesser known reindeer and you're asking me if I know the famous one? Smdh
You just named eight lesser known reindeer and you're asking me if I know the famous one? Smdh
December 2, 2025 at 5:46 PM
" but do you recall the most famous reindeer of all?"
You just named eight lesser known reindeer and you're asking me if I know the famous one? Smdh
You just named eight lesser known reindeer and you're asking me if I know the famous one? Smdh
how many times have I said Taylor and Camille? who are these people?! why have I skeeted so little on the subject of cats
December 3, 2025 at 3:55 AM
how many times have I said Taylor and Camille? who are these people?! why have I skeeted so little on the subject of cats
I'm going to jump in the ocean in March to raise money for Special Olympics! please share and donate if you can!
fundraise.specialolympicsma.org/participant/...
fundraise.specialolympicsma.org/participant/...
Jackie Shepherd
A fundraising page for Jackie Shepherd
fundraise.specialolympicsma.org
December 3, 2025 at 3:49 AM
I'm going to jump in the ocean in March to raise money for Special Olympics! please share and donate if you can!
fundraise.specialolympicsma.org/participant/...
fundraise.specialolympicsma.org/participant/...
I am DISPLEASED
December 2, 2025 at 2:41 AM
I am DISPLEASED
astrology isn't real until you have to spend a week in a house with three Capricorns, a Sag and an Aries
December 1, 2025 at 3:22 PM
astrology isn't real until you have to spend a week in a house with three Capricorns, a Sag and an Aries
I feel like Fleet White is in the Epstein Files
December 1, 2025 at 2:18 AM
I feel like Fleet White is in the Epstein Files
I need to find an old tan leather jacket so I can tattoo it
November 30, 2025 at 5:41 PM
I need to find an old tan leather jacket so I can tattoo it
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SMALL BUSINESS SATURDAY!! if you are spending money why not on COOL BUG ART with @apothecult.bsky.social ?!
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#insectart #taxidermy #terrarium #entomology #taxidermyart #shopsmall #handmade #witchyart #oddities #curio
apothecult.etsy.com
#insectart #taxidermy #terrarium #entomology #taxidermyart #shopsmall #handmade #witchyart #oddities #curio
November 29, 2025 at 4:27 PM
SMALL BUSINESS SATURDAY!! if you are spending money why not on COOL BUG ART with @apothecult.bsky.social ?!
apothecult.etsy.com
#insectart #taxidermy #terrarium #entomology #taxidermyart #shopsmall #handmade #witchyart #oddities #curio
apothecult.etsy.com
#insectart #taxidermy #terrarium #entomology #taxidermyart #shopsmall #handmade #witchyart #oddities #curio
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My mom (who drinks zero alcohol) just called Air Bud “the Bud Light movies” lmao
November 29, 2025 at 10:46 PM
My mom (who drinks zero alcohol) just called Air Bud “the Bud Light movies” lmao
people on Tiktok need to stop using "whimsy" as an adjective or I'm gonna flip my kid
"that's so whimsy" NO, it is WHIMSICAL YOU EGG
"that's so whimsy" NO, it is WHIMSICAL YOU EGG
November 29, 2025 at 6:30 AM
people on Tiktok need to stop using "whimsy" as an adjective or I'm gonna flip my kid
"that's so whimsy" NO, it is WHIMSICAL YOU EGG
"that's so whimsy" NO, it is WHIMSICAL YOU EGG
Introduce yourself with five bands you'd love to see live
Kishi Bashi
Flogging Molly
Amigo the Devil
The Hu
Bitter Ruin
Kishi Bashi
Flogging Molly
Amigo the Devil
The Hu
Bitter Ruin
November 29, 2025 at 5:41 AM
Introduce yourself with five bands you'd love to see live
Kishi Bashi
Flogging Molly
Amigo the Devil
The Hu
Bitter Ruin
Kishi Bashi
Flogging Molly
Amigo the Devil
The Hu
Bitter Ruin
Just remembered that I missed a Shins concert I had tickets to because I was in a long covid crash before I knew it was long covid 😭
November 29, 2025 at 5:34 AM
Just remembered that I missed a Shins concert I had tickets to because I was in a long covid crash before I knew it was long covid 😭
ithe sound of one cheek clapping
November 29, 2025 at 5:32 AM
ithe sound of one cheek clapping
Fratellis
DeVotchka
Black Keys + Arctic Monkeys
My Chemical Romance
Blink 182
DeVotchka
Black Keys + Arctic Monkeys
My Chemical Romance
Blink 182
Introduce yourself with five concerts you've seen.
They Might Be Giants
Weird Al
Ben Folds
The Mountain Goats
Death Cab for Cutie
Honorable mentions: Lots of smaller and local punk bands whose names escape me at the moment.
They Might Be Giants
Weird Al
Ben Folds
The Mountain Goats
Death Cab for Cutie
Honorable mentions: Lots of smaller and local punk bands whose names escape me at the moment.
Savage Garden
U2
The Killers
MCR
The Protomen if you can believe it.
U2
The Killers
MCR
The Protomen if you can believe it.
November 29, 2025 at 5:21 AM
Fratellis
DeVotchka
Black Keys + Arctic Monkeys
My Chemical Romance
Blink 182
DeVotchka
Black Keys + Arctic Monkeys
My Chemical Romance
Blink 182
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this is the greatest Christmas movie ever made and if you disagree you're wrong
November 29, 2024 at 3:32 AM
this is the greatest Christmas movie ever made and if you disagree you're wrong