Brian
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It’s five minutes before nine in Paris
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“The Philadelphia Phillies first baseman had his blood cleaned by an unlicensed physician” is a believable news story in 2025 and 1905
December 6, 2025 at 4:42 AM
“The Philadelphia Phillies first baseman had his blood cleaned by an unlicensed physician” is a believable news story in 2025 and 1905
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clean grinch blood stain tennis shoes reddit
November 30, 2025 at 5:27 AM
clean grinch blood stain tennis shoes reddit
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bro we are being conquered by neo-confederate pedophile christian fascists dawg they are turning the cities into internal colonies for extraction
December 5, 2025 at 8:11 PM
bro we are being conquered by neo-confederate pedophile christian fascists dawg they are turning the cities into internal colonies for extraction
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Well uh… you all know me. Im the snuffler. (Emboldened by appreciative murmurs from the crowd, smiling) nobody snuffles like me! (Crowd cheers. I well up)
December 5, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Well uh… you all know me. Im the snuffler. (Emboldened by appreciative murmurs from the crowd, smiling) nobody snuffles like me! (Crowd cheers. I well up)
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I dead used to be the wild grinch
November 29, 2025 at 10:39 PM
I dead used to be the wild grinch
I thought this was shocking and offensive when I first learned about an alder doing this in 2020 (still is) but 5.5 years…. What can you do but laugh
After 5.5 years of virtual meetings, the City of St. Louis Board of Aldermen still allows people to participate in zoom meetings while driving.
December 4, 2025 at 2:39 AM
I thought this was shocking and offensive when I first learned about an alder doing this in 2020 (still is) but 5.5 years…. What can you do but laugh
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The President has 2 settings: diarrhea and asleep
November 10, 2025 at 11:04 PM
The President has 2 settings: diarrhea and asleep
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#WorldAIDSDay We’ve lost do many friends & relatives to AIDS. Today we remember their talent & beauty & kindness. I was honored to be Rock Hudson’s date to a Lifetime Achievement Award. A gracious & lovely gentleman. We’ve lost so many, but also made so much progress #BeKind #ReachOut 💔
December 2, 2025 at 6:08 AM
#WorldAIDSDay We’ve lost do many friends & relatives to AIDS. Today we remember their talent & beauty & kindness. I was honored to be Rock Hudson’s date to a Lifetime Achievement Award. A gracious & lovely gentleman. We’ve lost so many, but also made so much progress #BeKind #ReachOut 💔
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Trying to snap a picture of the Grinch’s ankle bracelet without him noticing while we wait in line at Dunkin’ Donuts
December 2, 2025 at 2:56 AM
Trying to snap a picture of the Grinch’s ankle bracelet without him noticing while we wait in line at Dunkin’ Donuts
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Restaurant Slammed Out Of Nowhere
Restaurant Slammed Out Of Nowhere
At Least 30 People Believed To Have Shown Up At Once
theonion.com
November 30, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Restaurant Slammed Out Of Nowhere
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one thing i love about college football is that you can locate the least consequential game of the day, between two schools you barely knew existed, and there will be grown men on television in the stands ready to kill themselves if it goes the wrong way
November 30, 2025 at 4:34 AM
one thing i love about college football is that you can locate the least consequential game of the day, between two schools you barely knew existed, and there will be grown men on television in the stands ready to kill themselves if it goes the wrong way
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Duke Virginia sounds like a minor British royal with an Uzbek influence peddling scandal
November 30, 2025 at 4:37 AM
Duke Virginia sounds like a minor British royal with an Uzbek influence peddling scandal
I dead used to be the wild grinch
November 29, 2025 at 10:39 PM
I dead used to be the wild grinch
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tonight was the night the legend of arch manning began. this was his moment. sorry, i don't really watch college football that much, i didn't watch this game, and i don't even know if he's good or not. i just felt like saying some stuff
November 29, 2025 at 4:16 AM
tonight was the night the legend of arch manning began. this was his moment. sorry, i don't really watch college football that much, i didn't watch this game, and i don't even know if he's good or not. i just felt like saying some stuff
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Researchers Determine Moon Serves No Purpose But Alerting Raccoons It Safe To Come Out https://theonion.com/researchers-determine-moon-serves-no-purpose-but-alerting-raccoons-it-safe-to-come-out/
November 28, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Researchers Determine Moon Serves No Purpose But Alerting Raccoons It Safe To Come Out https://theonion.com/researchers-determine-moon-serves-no-purpose-but-alerting-raccoons-it-safe-to-come-out/
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Hello, please see attached. They want to sign on Monday so we have our work cut out for us before then. I have a prior family engagement this weekend, but I’ll be available for update calls 9pm each night. I’ve put time on your calendars for those. Let’s get started.
November 26, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Hello, please see attached. They want to sign on Monday so we have our work cut out for us before then. I have a prior family engagement this weekend, but I’ll be available for update calls 9pm each night. I’ve put time on your calendars for those. Let’s get started.
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One of my favorite things is getting to tell friends who are new to NYC that the subway "stand clear of the closing doors please" voice is a trans woman named Bernie Wagenblast and she's amazing.
November 24, 2025 at 6:19 PM
One of my favorite things is getting to tell friends who are new to NYC that the subway "stand clear of the closing doors please" voice is a trans woman named Bernie Wagenblast and she's amazing.
Free Jesse Farrar Workplace Walkout!!!! Nobody go to work Thursday!
November 25, 2025 at 4:48 AM
Free Jesse Farrar Workplace Walkout!!!! Nobody go to work Thursday!
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Looks like a slap on the wrist settlement for RealPage.
So much for the New Right’s populist antitrust enforcement, Part MCXXVII
www.wsj.com/business/jus...
So much for the New Right’s populist antitrust enforcement, Part MCXXVII
www.wsj.com/business/jus...
Justice Department to Settle Lawsuit Over Apartment Rental Pricing
The case had alleged that RealPage’s software allowed landlords to unfairly coordinate prices.
www.wsj.com
November 25, 2025 at 3:06 AM
Looks like a slap on the wrist settlement for RealPage.
So much for the New Right’s populist antitrust enforcement, Part MCXXVII
www.wsj.com/business/jus...
So much for the New Right’s populist antitrust enforcement, Part MCXXVII
www.wsj.com/business/jus...
Yessir
November 22, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Yessir
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fool me once: shame on you
fool me twice: shame on me
fool me three times: damn that’s crazy
fool me twice: shame on me
fool me three times: damn that’s crazy
3 times rates a "damn that's crazy" from me about pretty much anything bad that happens to you, sorry
May 9, 2025 at 2:16 AM
fool me once: shame on you
fool me twice: shame on me
fool me three times: damn that’s crazy
fool me twice: shame on me
fool me three times: damn that’s crazy
Last workday of the year 🎉🥳
We made it folks!!
We made it folks!!
November 21, 2025 at 1:50 PM
Last workday of the year 🎉🥳
We made it folks!!
We made it folks!!