Did he use the male or female toilet though? What if his bullets identified as female, did he just leave them on the floor in the female toilets while he went for a slash in the male bog.

Given that the whole premise of the article was based on that, wouldn’t it have been wiser just to remove it.

That will be quite a story

However Top Cat v Officer Dibble was beyond even his diplomatic skills

Oh, he was involved as well? I didn’t know that. I thought it was Elton’s deformed bastard child alone

Alternative Ulster

Ah yes, the great rain of 1845, never to be forgotten.

I wonder did anyone ask Bernie Taupin how he felt about getting his song mangled?

A mad week, even over here in Ireland there was a bit of hysteria about the whole thing

I particularly enjoyed “Banana Karenina” 🤣
Good work