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Alexander Edelman
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Mets Fan, Lefty, political consultant, Californian, recovering record collector, hobbyist woodworker, married to a 49ers fan, father of two loons.

Currently reading: The Naive and Sentimental Lover by John le Carré
Discogs: @MasterAlexander
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"Who wants the twilight when he can have the fucking sun?"

- The Naïve and Sentimental Lover (John le Carré)

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The Naïve and Sentimental Lover - John le Carré
Who wants the twilight when he can have the fucking sun?
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December 6, 2025 at 8:33 PM
I love an own-goal. It’s one of my absolute favorite things in sports. But it makes me sad when it’s the team I’m rooting for. #mlscup
December 6, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Poetry:

“Our mission has always been to entertain the world,” said Ted Sarandos, co-CEO of Netflix. “By combining… timeless classics like Casablanca and Citizen Kane to modern favorites like… KPop Demon Hunters and Squid Game, we’ll be able to do that even better.”
December 6, 2025 at 4:24 PM
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WOW! AN HONOR! — GCN
December 6, 2025 at 4:16 AM
"So you see, Mummy and Daddy were child martyrs to a grown-up world and that is what I will never let you be if I can ever prevent it, I promise. They wanted to be better and in a way they still do. The trouble is, they never discovered how"
- The Naïve and Sentimental Lover (John le Carré)
#booksky
The Naïve and Sentimental Lover - John le Carré
So you see, Mummy and Daddy were child martyrs to a grown-up world and that is what I will never let you be if I can ever prevent it, I p...
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December 6, 2025 at 4:29 AM
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Sabrina Carpenter made the White House delete their fuck ass tweet.
December 5, 2025 at 8:05 PM
"Shamus’ attention has been drawn to the next table, where a blond lady from Gerrard’s Cross is listening to a disguised bishop talking about The Dustbin of Ideas, which is Shamus’ metaphor for politics."

- The Naïve and Sentimental Lover (John le Carré)

#booksky

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The Naïve and Sentimental Lover - John le Carré
Shamus’ attention has been drawn to the next table, where a blond lady from Gerrard’s Cross is listening to a disguised bishop talking ab...
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December 5, 2025 at 5:25 AM
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this really isn’t an exaggeration
This man may be the most racist president this country has ever had, and twelve presidents owned slaves
Trump: "It’s a hellhole right now. And those Somalians should be out of here. They've destroyed our country. And all they do is complain, complain, complain. You have her. She’s always talking about the Constitution provides me with – go back to your own country and figure out your constitution."
December 4, 2025 at 11:31 AM
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I have some bad news about your most recent Black Friday purchase, the AI Pervert Toilet.
December 4, 2025 at 3:05 AM
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cake had all these songs about cars but the cars didn't have any songs about cake
December 4, 2025 at 8:58 AM
Same, at almost any bar in the world.
I don’t know what this is but I’m happy to be here 💗
December 4, 2025 at 5:32 AM
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I'm at the combination
December 4, 2025 at 3:17 AM
It blows my mind that there are 96,988 people in this country who are still cruel and stupid enough to vote Republican, let alone in a single district. But then again, Tennessee is most positively described as an inflamed rectum.
December 3, 2025 at 4:27 AM
"I would submit that if you think the only people you should have in your country are the people you produce yourselves, you are an idiot. In this respect (and one or two others, frankly) the Conservatives are idiots."

- The Road to Little Dribbling (Bill Bryson)

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The Road to Little Dribbling - Bill Bryson
I would submit that if you think the only people you should have in your country are the people you produce yourselves, you are an idiot....
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December 1, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Bo Nix? More like Bro Missed. #snf
December 1, 2025 at 3:39 AM
I’ll never understand why Taylor didn’t give Kittle a longer look. #49ers
November 30, 2025 at 8:00 PM
I’ll tell you what, I hated that play call to take the penalty and I sure was wrong. #49ers
November 30, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Nobody could have seen any of this coming.
The White House’s new anti-media website includes denunciations of:

-ABC, which bribed the president
-CBS, which bribed the president and moved away from fact-based journalism trying to appeal to him and his fans
-WaPo, which spiked a Harris endorsement and tilts coverage in Trump’s favor

Fools.
November 30, 2025 at 5:58 AM
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i hope you will still consider writing your stories for IHTOV, to help spread the joys of music and vinyl. this site is such a joy for me to publish, i love reading your stories and i love sharing them. i just can't pay anymore and i am sorry
November 28, 2025 at 5:50 PM
I accidentally drank a whole bunch before any family arrived. Shit.
November 27, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Usually the Tuesday before Thanksgiving I lick the defrosting turkey inside and out so I literally can’t leave the bathroom when family is here.
November 27, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Good. Honestly, fuck this creep.
‘In Triage Every Day’: A Beleaguered Speaker Says He’s Overwhelmed
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November 27, 2025 at 3:00 AM
“Your egg nog is in the bathroom”
November 27, 2025 at 2:19 AM
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PUNCHBOWL: “.. GOP members messaged us over the weekend saying that they, too, are considering retiring in the middle of the term. Here’s one particularly exercised senior House Republican:

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November 24, 2025 at 3:37 PM
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can't believe rfk jr wants to stop me from eating red M&Ms but he'll eat *** out of an ****
November 23, 2025 at 1:49 AM