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Aimee Warpfiend, Poodle At Law 🏳️‍⚧️🐩
@aimeewarpfiend.bsky.social
she/dog/it. poly sapphic mess who paints minis and regularly suffers public mental disintegration. 18+

Bleeding Tree Gaming on youtube
how much pussy would you have to eat to gain weight? is it possible to meet your daily calory quota?
November 28, 2025 at 11:37 PM
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chasers are getting smart
November 28, 2025 at 9:02 PM
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November 28, 2025 at 9:35 PM
hurt leg police
ive hurt my leg
it really hurts
can you arrest someone please?
someone needs to pay for how much it hurts

this is what you'll get
when you hurt my leeeeeeg
November 28, 2025 at 9:46 PM
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Because of twoke
nobody wants to twerk these days
November 28, 2025 at 1:31 AM
watching tng has really made me understand the core conceit of star trek: what if you could fuck aliens freaky style? what if they made horny technology to get off with?
November 27, 2025 at 9:25 PM
back to tng and picard is looking ravishing in this starfleet dress they have him in. he wears it so well with simple leggings, he really needs to learn to accessorise tho. a belt, a clutch and some jewelry would really make it pop
November 27, 2025 at 8:59 PM
watching ladykillers and young alec guiness has some serious rik mayall energy
November 27, 2025 at 8:24 PM
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it's really funny for people to still be like "the term futa has nothing to do with trans women" when in the 2020s every single work of online art of trans women in sexual contexts explicitly said to be trans by the artist is called that or tagged that by others. Blatantly disingenuous
August 2, 2025 at 4:38 PM
i really need some kind of cute winter onesie for bumming around the house in the cold
November 27, 2025 at 6:32 PM
been trying hard to think my way thru plurality and what it means to me the last few days and damn turns out the protections from trauma my mind created are pretty effective. its kinda hard to even focus on the where and the why without my brain changing the subject or forgetting what im doing
November 27, 2025 at 6:23 PM
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The best way to start a holiday morning is gay sex 🫠🫠🫠
November 27, 2025 at 5:26 PM
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November 27, 2025 at 4:34 AM
you spend ages converting deepkin eels to be scary monsters and someone comes along and tells you trans eels were an option
ever since i was a little boy i knew that when i grew up i wanted to be a cultivated, feminized eel.
November 27, 2025 at 5:06 AM
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TSA: "shoes off"

ME, in my flow state: "that's $50 extra, $60 extra if your friend watches"

TSA: "miss, please come with us over here."

ME, STILL in my flow state: "okay, but tHAT'S AN EXTRA $300, or $450 if you want me to act like im happy"
November 26, 2025 at 10:13 PM
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Call me a turkey the way I need a stuffing to finish
November 26, 2025 at 3:41 AM
holy shit did riker just get a footjob from that irish chick??

tng is wild
November 27, 2025 at 2:30 AM
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Communist burger restaurant called The Hammer and Pickle
November 26, 2025 at 11:22 PM
so much still to do on this, progress could be faster
November 26, 2025 at 3:01 AM
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The media really will treat LLMs as human before they give trans people the same courtesy
can’t fucking catch a breath

make it stop
November 25, 2025 at 9:39 PM
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I very much doubt this is true.
November 25, 2025 at 3:29 PM
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Damn how y'all let trans people ruin boobs for you? Sounds like a personal problem. Boobs are the gift that keeps on giving.
November 25, 2025 at 3:26 PM
CRABS
MONEY
HOMO SEX

LETS GO
November 25, 2025 at 4:48 AM
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the sinister 6 is what i call my tits when i finally get the dog girl surgeries
November 25, 2025 at 12:59 AM
god its cold and im sick of being broke

really hope my money clears soon. just waiting on the government to transfer me some in the next couple of weeks
November 25, 2025 at 12:47 AM