There's Magic In The Air Budd Dwyer
@airbudddwyer.bsky.social
professional dad. sometimes artist.
there's several things in the rules about conspiracy, accepting bribes, racketeering, mail fraud, and perjury but there's nothing that says a dog can't be treasurer.
there's several things in the rules about conspiracy, accepting bribes, racketeering, mail fraud, and perjury but there's nothing that says a dog can't be treasurer.
my wife and I talk about this lady from the Times' swing voter goof troop pretty often because the concept of Ina Garten's nakedly evil twin is so fertile
December 6, 2025 at 7:23 PM
my wife and I talk about this lady from the Times' swing voter goof troop pretty often because the concept of Ina Garten's nakedly evil twin is so fertile
Hey, artist! Quote with your red art!
December 6, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Hey, artist! Quote with your red art!
we gotta retire the Star Wars advent calendar until Lego gets rid of whoever pitched A Robot Dentist Chair for day five
December 6, 2025 at 1:11 AM
we gotta retire the Star Wars advent calendar until Lego gets rid of whoever pitched A Robot Dentist Chair for day five
man Doctor Who got dark
December 3, 2025 at 10:11 PM
man Doctor Who got dark
this is obviously a me problem but it drives me crazy when Sesame Street does timely parodies of non-child media because I live with three small people who ask me what's funny whenever I laugh at anything
December 3, 2025 at 9:16 PM
this is obviously a me problem but it drives me crazy when Sesame Street does timely parodies of non-child media because I live with three small people who ask me what's funny whenever I laugh at anything
this either means I listen to old man stuff or middle school kids think I'm hilarious
December 3, 2025 at 3:28 PM
this either means I listen to old man stuff or middle school kids think I'm hilarious
triumphant return of the small Christmas tree we hang from a garden hook in the living room so nobody knocks it over
December 2, 2025 at 11:15 PM
triumphant return of the small Christmas tree we hang from a garden hook in the living room so nobody knocks it over
this is the guy whose house got blown up at the beginning of Atlantic City
December 2, 2025 at 5:32 PM
this is the guy whose house got blown up at the beginning of Atlantic City
I've had the Martian Manhunter walking a dog up next to my desk for years and it's made me the man I am today, one who is hunted by martians. highly recommended.
December 2, 2025 at 5:26 PM
I've had the Martian Manhunter walking a dog up next to my desk for years and it's made me the man I am today, one who is hunted by martians. highly recommended.
Giants fan group text
December 2, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Giants fan group text
we're painting dogs again here
December 1, 2025 at 7:45 PM
we're painting dogs again here
lmao this one broke me
November 28, 2025 at 4:04 PM
lmao this one broke me
at a nature center where they have put little festive hats on the taxidermied display animals and I want this level of dignity when I die
November 28, 2025 at 3:50 PM
at a nature center where they have put little festive hats on the taxidermied display animals and I want this level of dignity when I die
the muscles spouts from Brussels sprouts
November 27, 2025 at 4:01 PM
the muscles spouts from Brussels sprouts
Christmas cards came in early for once
November 26, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Christmas cards came in early for once
3-6-9, damn you fine
hoping she can sock it to me one more time
get low, get low (get low), get low (get low), get low (get low)
to the window (to the window), to
hoping she can sock it to me one more time
get low, get low (get low), get low (get low), get low (get low)
to the window (to the window), to
November 26, 2025 at 4:52 PM
3-6-9, damn you fine
hoping she can sock it to me one more time
get low, get low (get low), get low (get low), get low (get low)
to the window (to the window), to
hoping she can sock it to me one more time
get low, get low (get low), get low (get low), get low (get low)
to the window (to the window), to
been going through my memory castle trying to pin down what the president looks like these days and have landed on the fart puppet from Farscape
November 26, 2025 at 3:32 PM
been going through my memory castle trying to pin down what the president looks like these days and have landed on the fart puppet from Farscape
