Murdo on the Dancefloor
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I'm a bloke who used to have shoulder length blonde hair. Complete stranger on a train once glared at me and shouted "fucking mmm-bop"
November 12, 2025 at 2:04 PM
I'm a bloke who used to have shoulder length blonde hair. Complete stranger on a train once glared at me and shouted "fucking mmm-bop"
Standard in televised sporting events.
I can't imagine watching an Aberdeen game on the telly without hearing everyone groaning and hurling abuse at the players.
I can't imagine watching an Aberdeen game on the telly without hearing everyone groaning and hurling abuse at the players.
November 12, 2025 at 12:23 PM
Standard in televised sporting events.
I can't imagine watching an Aberdeen game on the telly without hearing everyone groaning and hurling abuse at the players.
I can't imagine watching an Aberdeen game on the telly without hearing everyone groaning and hurling abuse at the players.
They should reveal that it's actually loads of Bond siblings, all with the middle name "James" doing a jobshare. The dead Daniel Craig one was the Roger Moore one's brother. Would explain the different appearances and personalities, and they can do a spinoff where they all spend Xmas together.
November 11, 2025 at 5:43 PM
They should reveal that it's actually loads of Bond siblings, all with the middle name "James" doing a jobshare. The dead Daniel Craig one was the Roger Moore one's brother. Would explain the different appearances and personalities, and they can do a spinoff where they all spend Xmas together.
I remember underage me trying to copy TV pub behaviour.
"Pint please mate"
"Pint of what, son? You got any ID?"
"Pint please mate"
"Pint of what, son? You got any ID?"
November 7, 2025 at 8:09 PM
I remember underage me trying to copy TV pub behaviour.
"Pint please mate"
"Pint of what, son? You got any ID?"
"Pint please mate"
"Pint of what, son? You got any ID?"
Like a cushion that always keeps the impression of the last backside that sat on him
November 7, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Like a cushion that always keeps the impression of the last backside that sat on him
Yep, sounds like they're taking the P out of him. "A million robotaxies eh, what're you like! Tell you what son, if you do that, we'll pay you, like, a trillion dollars, haha"
November 7, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Yep, sounds like they're taking the P out of him. "A million robotaxies eh, what're you like! Tell you what son, if you do that, we'll pay you, like, a trillion dollars, haha"
Sure I've seen that graph before
November 7, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Sure I've seen that graph before
They're just taking the piss out of him. "A million robot taxis you say Elon? Aye OK sure you are pal... Tell you what mate, if you build all that, we'll give you, like, a trillion dollars lol"
November 7, 2025 at 10:24 AM
They're just taking the piss out of him. "A million robot taxis you say Elon? Aye OK sure you are pal... Tell you what mate, if you build all that, we'll give you, like, a trillion dollars lol"
Spent much of my childhood playing one...
November 3, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Spent much of my childhood playing one...
I've never thrown any records into the sea, apart from that one Bros album.
October 31, 2025 at 10:21 AM
I've never thrown any records into the sea, apart from that one Bros album.
I really want to know what happened next! What was the outcome?
October 30, 2025 at 10:28 AM
I really want to know what happened next! What was the outcome?
The Tories forced an apology when Thought for the Day pointed out (quite correctly) that Jenrick's pronouncements met the dictionary definition of xenophobia.
October 27, 2025 at 10:04 PM
The Tories forced an apology when Thought for the Day pointed out (quite correctly) that Jenrick's pronouncements met the dictionary definition of xenophobia.
This seems to have already happened with transphobia.
October 27, 2025 at 10:00 PM
This seems to have already happened with transphobia.
It's transcribed straight from a spoken piece maybe?
October 22, 2025 at 8:55 AM
It's transcribed straight from a spoken piece maybe?
Malevolent, dottled old pervert
October 21, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Malevolent, dottled old pervert
That's insane - from a UK perspective I just can't take it in. My kids' mum is on dialysis three times a week: all completely free, all prescriptions/meds free too (in Wales) and they even transport her to the hospital for free.
October 21, 2025 at 8:39 AM
That's insane - from a UK perspective I just can't take it in. My kids' mum is on dialysis three times a week: all completely free, all prescriptions/meds free too (in Wales) and they even transport her to the hospital for free.
"Like the feather pillow, he bears the marks of the last person who has sat on him"
October 20, 2025 at 3:15 PM
"Like the feather pillow, he bears the marks of the last person who has sat on him"
Chris Evans owns Withnail's coat
October 20, 2025 at 10:04 AM
Chris Evans owns Withnail's coat
Is this the same Nigel Farage who was loudly insisting Russia had no intention of invading Ukraine, immediately before they did so?
October 18, 2025 at 2:39 PM
Is this the same Nigel Farage who was loudly insisting Russia had no intention of invading Ukraine, immediately before they did so?
"Pentagon leadership will continue to rely on slick social media posts, carefully orchestrated short videos and interviews with partisan commentators and podcasters."
...but the Defense Sec will also send out bits of classified information to assorted randomers in unsecured group chats.
...but the Defense Sec will also send out bits of classified information to assorted randomers in unsecured group chats.
October 15, 2025 at 4:10 PM
"Pentagon leadership will continue to rely on slick social media posts, carefully orchestrated short videos and interviews with partisan commentators and podcasters."
...but the Defense Sec will also send out bits of classified information to assorted randomers in unsecured group chats.
...but the Defense Sec will also send out bits of classified information to assorted randomers in unsecured group chats.
I guess they don't need to be there, now that Hegseth has taken to sharing the operational info with random journos on unsecured group chats.
October 15, 2025 at 1:42 PM
I guess they don't need to be there, now that Hegseth has taken to sharing the operational info with random journos on unsecured group chats.
I tried to board a bus, but a sign said "DOGS MUST BE CARRIED". I didn't have one with me, so I had to walk.
October 15, 2025 at 12:49 PM
I tried to board a bus, but a sign said "DOGS MUST BE CARRIED". I didn't have one with me, so I had to walk.
This is what all TV would look like under a Reform government.
October 15, 2025 at 11:59 AM
This is what all TV would look like under a Reform government.