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ajarofslime.bsky.social
A jar of slime
@ajarofslime.bsky.social
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18+ trans furry artist, and murrsuiter!

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ajarofslime.bsky.social
Goodness, its always a pleasure getting to wax poetically with ya haha
May 27, 2025 at 7:35 PM
ajarofslime.bsky.social
Can confirm
May 27, 2025 at 5:47 PM
ajarofslime.bsky.social
Thank you, im super rusty so its fun doing some traditional to try and figure it all out again
May 23, 2025 at 6:11 PM
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screwbones.bsky.social
if you would like my recipe ☺️
special stamina omelette (screwbones style) · 1 link of your favorite sausage, sliced into oblong coins · oil, for pan-frying (i like avocado oil. but you can use anything, really) · 3 large eggs · 1 tsp milk · 1/4 cup (loose) shredded cheese (any, as long as it’s melty. i like cheddar) · 1/2 small avocado, roughly chopped · 1/2 same avocado, sliced into thin wedges · 1/2 small tomato, diced (i like roma, for its tough texture) · 1/2 same tomato, sliced into wheels · 1 small handful of greens, roughly chopped (i like spinach) · 1 small pinch of same greens, VERY FINELY chopped (for garnish) · salt & pepper · sriracha sauce chop the vegetables first! pan-fry the sausage with a dash of oil over medium heat, in a medium pan, until golden-browned on both sides. while sausage cooks, crack eggs into a bowl with milk, and beat/whisk until the color starts to lighten and the mixture is slightly frothy. remove sausage from pan and roughly chop. pour egg mixture into same pan, still hot and well-oiled, over medium heat. it will cook quickly, so be speedy with this bit! use your spatula to scrape several scrapes of the cooking egg to one side of the pan, dividing the omelette into “piled” and “flat” halves. quickly, layer the sausage, shredded cheese, chopped avocado, chopped greens, and diced tomato onto the “flat” half, with a shake of salt and pepper. with the spatula, gently fold the omelette in half, folding the “piled” half over onto the fillings. it should look like a big golden-yellow half-moon. flip the omelette over in the pan, and cook until both sides are lightly browned (it may already be done! egg cooks quickly!). transfer omelette onto a plate, along with the avocado slices and tomato wheels, and lightly season the vegetables with salt & pepper. garnish omelette with a generous zig-zag of sriracha, and sprinkle with the finely chopped greens. bon appetit! :)
April 27, 2025 at 12:48 AM
ajarofslime.bsky.social
Love the lace, such a good touch
April 4, 2025 at 2:39 AM
ajarofslime.bsky.social
My fever finally broke a few hours ago, these past few days have been rough to say the least
March 2, 2025 at 9:39 PM
ajarofslime.bsky.social
Oh I would love to see what you would come up with if you do try putting your all into writing something send it my way I wanna read it!
February 25, 2025 at 12:40 AM
ajarofslime.bsky.social
I know right? Just chillin
February 25, 2025 at 12:03 AM