I'm just gonna win without it round 1 and then get one from a drafter in round 2, don't worry about the implications of that

I HAVE DECODED BURGER KING. I HAVE THE RAW HIGH QUALITY MODELS.

AHAHAHAHAHA

Maybe this was just veddge's way of thanking you for sharing his art with so many people. That's a joke, and without knowing the content of the messages, it may not feel right, but also... Maybe.

This is a revision of a text version of the State of the Noodle stream from September, whose VOD I bungled. Thanks to everyone for your patience with this, to @xjcloud.bsky.social for the original stream, and for @mriggins.bsky.social for helping with a lot of the info that's changed since Nov 10th!

Deck is pictured and there's a list in the alt text.

SB guide can be found on @flexslot.gg here: flexslot.gg/sideboards/f...

And there's a printable .doc of the guide attached to the article above.

Extremely relatable

Yeah my sample size is still too small to say for sure, but I'm leaning pretty heavily towards a core of sash/formalwear/meteor, and the question becomes whether you play phantom blade, kaldra, or second formalwear

I milled it with Overlord almost every time I wanted to get it, but if I had to choose between blade, kaldra, and meteor sword each time I wasn't getting formalwear, I would have gotten kaldra once in a game where I 1000% lose anyway, and then get meteor sword every other time

I just noticed that it came down to the second tiebreaker too

Honestly I don't even think it's like that. He's just not a good communicator in a lot of respects, despite having a job that's like 90% relaying important information between other parties.

It's every day with this guy istg