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So I’ve started having ORV dreams…
I watched Apothecary Diaries before bed and had a dream that I was stuck in Secretive Plotter's fuckass palace, and I was directed to clean. Like "Theres dust under the desk which the vacuum cleaner didn't reach, go sweep it." "There's dust on the vacuum cleaner, go wipe it." type clean freak shit Then they were like. We are going to trust you to clean some areas which are mission sensitive / clearance-locked (idk how else to call it). So here's a picture of SP's face as a test, to make sure you're not going to be weird about him in the places he hangs out. And I laughed so hard I woke up because like. The only danger a man might experience from me is that I'll use him for fanfiction inspiration. And I was about to ask if I could keep the photos for such pe I think they fired me from my maid position for my reaction, since I got yeeted from the dream. Freed from my servitude. Especially when I was dreaming that Hikari was running around intermittently and making messes everywhere I cleaned. Picture of my evil daughter who begins running like an idiot to announce her need for breakfast at 5 AM
November 27, 2025 at 3:17 PM
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She got tired of me breathing beneath her and left my lap to sit on the loveseat opposite my chair, then got mad when I tried to continue petting her with my feet
November 26, 2025 at 3:53 AM
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Hey look at this
November 26, 2025 at 3:50 AM
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I’ve been evangelizing ORV at the anime convention…
November 23, 2025 at 2:18 PM
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Rooming with two chefs and a barista at the anime convention means I’m eating good every day 😳🍽️☕️
November 21, 2025 at 6:04 PM
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Look at this fucking creature
November 16, 2025 at 3:02 PM
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> Fit check
>> Passed ☑️
Due to ongoing issues with “wanting to keep all my clothes,” I have limited myself to buy one pair of shoes per year. Here’s what I got for 2025.
November 15, 2025 at 4:56 AM
akatohao.bsky.social
Today's writing mood.
Screenshot of me talking on Discord. Akachan [EVIL] 5:06 PM yippeeeeee (said though tears) i love writing it's so fucking fun
November 13, 2025 at 11:08 PM
akatohao.bsky.social
Had an excellent Halloween where I did nothing, spoke to no one irl, walked about without a shirt on, went to the toilet with the door open for the cat, and made a solid dent in big nachos which were delivered in a pizza box.
I wore my cute little jiangshi costume only as long as I wished. Decadent.
November 1, 2025 at 4:03 AM
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Like what even is this
November 1, 2025 at 12:10 AM
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Crunchyroll is going to eat me I think
November 1, 2025 at 12:08 AM
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False Pretenses
3.9K words, oneshot, complete.
Kim Dokja/Yoo Joonghyuk
Written for Dokjoong Week 2025
#dokjoong #DokjoongWeek2025

archiveofourown.org/works/73228911
For Dokjoong Week 2025 Day 2: First Murim Arc Yoo Joonghyuk growls like a rabid animal. "You saw, didn't you." "Saw wh- nghk! Yoo Joonghyuk, stupid sunfish, can't talk if you crush my neck—!" Constellation messages roll in, shock and scandalized delight at the way the protagonist has pinned Kim Dokja to the floor and wrapped his hands around his neck. "Biyoo, turn off the channel." Ahhh, he's going to get murdered. or, Kim Dokja finds out.
October 27, 2025 at 10:30 PM
akatohao.bsky.social
Centerfold
Multichapter, in progress.
Kim Dokja/Yoo Joonghyuk
Written for Dokjoong Week 2025
#dokjoong #DokjoongWeek2025

archiveofourown.org/works/73151086
For Dokjoong Week 2025 Day 1: Lingerie When Demon-Like Judge of Fire teams up with Secretive Plotter to sponsor a secret scenario, Yoo Joonghyuk uses it to take what he wants.
October 26, 2025 at 4:55 PM
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Well with the AWS DNS still in a state of cascading failure, I am sitting at work being paid to do nothing but write yaoi on my phone. So here’s a sneak peek at my next ORV WIP— a post-Gourmet Association sequel to Set My Soul Alight wherein Kim Dokja finds out about Yoo Joonghyuk’s Punisher form.
Ah, damnit. Yoo Joonghyuk is waiting in the courtyard when Kim Dokja returns from the Gourmet Association. Any other time, he'd be pleased. But considering what he glimpsed on the constellations stream after Biyoo closed his own... his greetings lack their usual flair and his attempt at normalcy is doomed to failure. He has no clue how to handle this. He finds his eyes drawn against his will to the protagonist's chest, comparing it to the Punisher's transformation. Certainly less... voluptuous than before, but still quite large. Motorboatable, one might say, if they didn't value their continued existence too highly. "Kim Dokja. What are you staring at." Fuck. Behind him, Namgung Minyoung makes an odd sound. Kim Dokja's eyes snap sideways, taking the first out offered. She's lounging on the numaru with her pipe, face wiped blank and eyes glittering with amusement. Smoke is trailing out of the corners of her mouth and trickling from both nostrils like a dragon. She raises both eyebrows in silent challenge. Yoo Joonghyuk's glare is boring a hole in the side of his head. "Kim Dokja," he repeats, angrier than before. "Yes?" he asks. Against his will, his shoulders creep up a bit towards his ears. He forcibly relaxes them, then tenses up again as Yoo Joonghyuk grabs him by the collar and yanks him up on tiptoe. Kim Dokja bites his lip and looks up at the sky. Mm. Nice weather. Lots of fluffy clouds today. "What are you doing, fool?" "Well, I'm not looking at you anymore, so I'm unsure why you're still mad. Was it something I said?" "Everything you say pisses me off." "Okay, what's new?" The grip on his shirt tightens, threatening the continued structural integrity of the fabric, and Kim Dokja bites his lip again, harder, stifling any other wise comments. "You're acting strange," Yoo Joonghyuk accuses. No shit! I just discovered you're the busty long-haired murderous woman who took my virginity! Kim Dokja maintains his silence on the matter. Yoo Joonghyuk sighs and begins dragging him by the shirt toward the sarangchae. "Ay ay ay, Yoo Joonghyuk! What are you doing?" He digs his heels in and sends a panicked look to Namgung Minyoung. She offers a half-hearted thumbs up and nothing more. "I'm getting to the bottom of this." Kim Dokja plants his heels in the dirt and tries to resist. All that happens is that his shirt comes untucked, then rips in the protagonist's implacable grip as the threads at the collar give up the ghost. Yoo Joonghyuk sends a dark look toward the bare skin of his stomach. Probably looking to plant his fist there. He grabs Kim Dokja by the neck and continues dragging.
October 20, 2025 at 5:29 PM
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She loves him so much. He sits atop the back of the sofa near the window where she sunbathes during the morning and they are best friends 👯
Calico cat named Hikari rubbing her face on a plush doll of Sung Jinwoo from Solo Leveling, scenting it and thus marking it as her own.
October 12, 2025 at 3:47 PM
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Hikari loves Sung Jinwoo. Sung Jinwoo needs a lint roller, or else a trip in the washing machine.
Calico cat named Hikari sitting next to a plush doll of Sung Jinwoo from Solo Leveling. Jinwoo is covered in fur. Calico cat named Hikari sitting next to a plush doll of Sung Jinwoo from Solo Leveling. Jinwoo is covered in fur.
October 12, 2025 at 3:42 PM
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This roll was fucking absurd??????????
Anyway I’m a Flins haver now
Genshin impact screenshot of a ten pull gatcha roll. There are two five star characters (the featured character Flins + and the older character Diluc) and a four star character (Dori). The odds of this happening are absurdly small
October 1, 2025 at 4:04 AM
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🚬😮‍💨
September 28, 2025 at 1:55 PM
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I’m the last person anyone should upbraid regarding “opposing” ship dynamics because I genuinely don’t give a single shit 😂😂😂😂😂
AO3 guest comment by “your writing is shit + string of random numbers”: Dokjoong is better delete your account. Reply by chocolatecatcupcakecheese Dear Nonnie, Attached you will find your Hate Comment Rating. This service is provided free of charge to those who open the door and step into my parlor like a fly to a spider. These ratings are non-negotiable. Any complaints may be directed to the depths of your own ass. Results enclosed below. Hate Comment Rating Average: 1/10 - Originality and Concept: 1/10 - Spelling and Grammar: 0/10 - Energy: 1/10 - Clarity of Purpose: 0/10 - Execution: 2/10 The concept of this hate comment is sound. Astroturfing a ship war with hate comments for the other dynamic. Classic fandom wank! Putting aside the knowledge that I'm a switch shipper and enjoy all dynamics, you've stumbled upon a topic which is evergreen in its infuriating nature to some. Unfortunately, the automated nature of this slew of hate comments robs it of any staying power. There's no weight to a hate comment sent by a bot, so I fear you only get one point for energy. That said, the minuscule effort involved in running a random number generator to make the hate comments unique is admirable. It's honestly a bit shocking that you were able to work some sort of software to do so, given the general composition of the rest of the comment. So you get two points out of ten for execution! Continued reply from chocolatecatcupcakecheese But darling... Do get a beta reader for these in the future, hmm? Group chats full of fanfiction-loving gays will gladly give you a gut-check on whether your ao comment sounds Convincingly Normal before you hit post. Don't have any fanfiction-loving gays in your life? I recommend taking part in fandom in literally any constructive capacity, instead of destructive ones like this. Leaving rambling praise for someone's fic or art has been the start of several enduring friendships for me. The most hilarious part is that I actually write dokjoong too. You'd see that, if you bothered to look at my author profile, instead of merely blindly refreshing the ship tag and then zeroing in on the guest-enabled comment section like a misguided looney tunes ACME missile. Friendly fire!! Oh no~ For Clarity of Purpose, I fear you get no points. Better luck next time! This is the most entertaining thing to happen to me in recent memory. My hobbies include giving Al chatbots existential crises, so I hope this genial reply finds you in frothing fits of rage. Wishing you the best of luck in your future endeavors, you pathetic little jackass, Aka (she/they) Writer Editor in Chief The Only God Who Matters in This, My Own Corner of the Internet go fuck yourself you linguistically challenged little shit @acme.mail 1-800-DID-I-ASK
September 28, 2025 at 1:12 PM
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Slake
6K words, oneshot, complete.
Yoo Joonghyuk/Kim Dokja
Written for the 108 Defilements Challenge
#joongdok

archiveofourown.org/works/71465291
"You can take it," he soothes. "Kim Dokja. You hurt yourself so much, you'll let me do the same, hmm?"
September 28, 2025 at 5:46 AM
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Cocytus, The Hell of Oathbreakers
Multichapter, in progress.
Ryoumen Sukuna/Ryoumen Sukuna
#ryousuku #sukusuku #宿宿

archiveofourown.org/works/71383176
Sukuna makes a deal with his father. A Worse™ side-story of The College Experience Leaves No Room For Bad Endings.
September 26, 2025 at 5:13 PM
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Example
Me @ me: 🍅🍅🍅 update literally anything please
This is my cat Hikari.
This is an internet cat named Pangur (pangur-and-grim on tumblr) whose stretchiness and gremlinness I enjoy.
Picture of my cat Hikari Picture of Pangur from the pangur-and-grim tumblr.
September 26, 2025 at 5:01 PM
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Sugar and Salt
600 words, oneshot, complete.
Gen

archiveofourown.org/works/70855646
Kim Soleum remembers something. The word remember is struck through and redacted.
September 15, 2025 at 4:35 PM
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Me writing non-explicit fic like
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September 15, 2025 at 4:07 AM
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In this case I’m the latter. I love to see fictional men in agony, romantic, sexual, and otherwise. To Astarion fans in the first party, sorry. Do you want a plastic rat
A screenshot of a tumblr post by user all things whumpy and angsty, reading: oh you like this character too? okay before we chat about the character, I'm gonna need to know if you "are normal about the character and don't want bad things to happen to them" or if you "are not normal about the character and want them to be brutally violated in explicit details" first. sorry just want to make sure so l don't end up traumatizing you for life
September 13, 2025 at 7:39 PM