Alana of the Greene
@alanaofthegreene.bsky.social
Portland lesbian, book addict, housing nerd, parks & nature bureaucrat; drinks wine with cats and does witchcraft for the government.
Shared liberation is the only way forward.
Shared liberation is the only way forward.
This is the way.
November 22, 2025 at 5:57 PM
This is the way.
October is book month in this house. A lovely haul from this year's Seattle Antiquarian Book Fair. Some special ones this year, rare firsts, limited editions, president-signed, weird, fun, and unique.
The world may be going to hell, but there are still books.
The world may be going to hell, but there are still books.
October 26, 2025 at 10:17 PM
October is book month in this house. A lovely haul from this year's Seattle Antiquarian Book Fair. Some special ones this year, rare firsts, limited editions, president-signed, weird, fun, and unique.
The world may be going to hell, but there are still books.
The world may be going to hell, but there are still books.
Bring these back, cowards!
October 14, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Bring these back, cowards!
Look, I know I'm close-minded, but I know what I want, and I care more about where I live than what I do.
August 23, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Look, I know I'm close-minded, but I know what I want, and I care more about where I live than what I do.
Nah, dude. The concept of a 'central business district' as distinct from simply an urban area or city is it's single use character of office buildings, separate from suburban housing. It didn't exist prior to the separation of uses driven by automotive transportation adoption and zoning.
August 7, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Nah, dude. The concept of a 'central business district' as distinct from simply an urban area or city is it's single use character of office buildings, separate from suburban housing. It didn't exist prior to the separation of uses driven by automotive transportation adoption and zoning.
My favorite bit of this map (that I've spent way too much time on over the years); just utterly silly and arbitrary.
And then these weird discrepancies get capitalized as chaotic market pricing.
And then these weird discrepancies get capitalized as chaotic market pricing.
July 17, 2025 at 4:47 AM
My favorite bit of this map (that I've spent way too much time on over the years); just utterly silly and arbitrary.
And then these weird discrepancies get capitalized as chaotic market pricing.
And then these weird discrepancies get capitalized as chaotic market pricing.
Where is this for the modern age?
This and my What Would Jesus Bomb t-shirt are the defining symbols of my early-to-mid 2000's.
This and my What Would Jesus Bomb t-shirt are the defining symbols of my early-to-mid 2000's.
June 13, 2025 at 3:37 AM
Where is this for the modern age?
This and my What Would Jesus Bomb t-shirt are the defining symbols of my early-to-mid 2000's.
This and my What Would Jesus Bomb t-shirt are the defining symbols of my early-to-mid 2000's.
You've been kidnapped. The characters from the last TV show you watched are trying to rescue you. Who is coming to save you?
I guess my situation really depends on who's doing kidnapping and who's doing the saving.
I guess my situation really depends on who's doing kidnapping and who's doing the saving.
June 12, 2025 at 7:17 PM
You've been kidnapped. The characters from the last TV show you watched are trying to rescue you. Who is coming to save you?
I guess my situation really depends on who's doing kidnapping and who's doing the saving.
I guess my situation really depends on who's doing kidnapping and who's doing the saving.
In case the QT gets cut, here's the idiocy in question:
June 9, 2025 at 6:21 PM
In case the QT gets cut, here's the idiocy in question:
Some recent garden photos, because it's Spring in PDX and the weather is fine.
April 30, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Some recent garden photos, because it's Spring in PDX and the weather is fine.
If that's bike infrastructure, this is a road.
April 17, 2025 at 5:38 PM
If that's bike infrastructure, this is a road.
Dude really saw Frollo as a kid, and thought...damn, those hands are 🔥.
February 20, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Dude really saw Frollo as a kid, and thought...damn, those hands are 🔥.
Shelfie Sunday in PDX apparently.
January 5, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Shelfie Sunday in PDX apparently.
1993 The Three Musketeers? I mean I'll take that thematically, but boy, that one faded into obscurity. An utterly mid adaptation.
January 5, 2025 at 6:08 PM
1993 The Three Musketeers? I mean I'll take that thematically, but boy, that one faded into obscurity. An utterly mid adaptation.
This is what I want arterials in PDX to look like, right down to the rain.
December 29, 2024 at 8:52 PM
This is what I want arterials in PDX to look like, right down to the rain.
Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays, from our weirdo family to yours.
December 25, 2024 at 5:25 PM
Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays, from our weirdo family to yours.
I'm not extravagant by nature, but I do have one particular indulgence/weakness/passion: books. Which makes the Seattle Antiquarian Book Fair my personal holiday.
So, if you want to know about me, here's my annual Dionysian weekend (and personality) in a nutshell.
So, if you want to know about me, here's my annual Dionysian weekend (and personality) in a nutshell.
November 4, 2024 at 7:49 PM
I'm not extravagant by nature, but I do have one particular indulgence/weakness/passion: books. Which makes the Seattle Antiquarian Book Fair my personal holiday.
So, if you want to know about me, here's my annual Dionysian weekend (and personality) in a nutshell.
So, if you want to know about me, here's my annual Dionysian weekend (and personality) in a nutshell.
Repost w/ a banger of YOUR cat!
November 2, 2024 at 9:34 PM
Repost w/ a banger of YOUR cat!
Just posting some cats; this is Dawn. She doesn't like her photo taken.
October 18, 2024 at 8:46 PM
Just posting some cats; this is Dawn. She doesn't like her photo taken.
Just posting some cats; this is Diana.
October 18, 2024 at 8:43 PM
Just posting some cats; this is Diana.