Alan Blutmond
@alanblutmond.bsky.social
Sushi loving. ADHD powered. Transformer loving. Nerdy purple Mewtwo. That does lewd things. Genderfluid. he/she/they Twitch affiliate.
Playing games over on https://www.twitch.tv/alanblutmond
Playing games over on https://www.twitch.tv/alanblutmond
Next Thursday 12/4
All day stream
I have waited for this for almost 20 years... If I wasn't working I would call out.
All day stream
I have waited for this for almost 20 years... If I wasn't working I would call out.
November 24, 2025 at 8:10 AM
Next Thursday 12/4
All day stream
I have waited for this for almost 20 years... If I wasn't working I would call out.
All day stream
I have waited for this for almost 20 years... If I wasn't working I would call out.
He's eyeing them hips.
November 21, 2025 at 3:37 PM
He's eyeing them hips.
On top of other things that happened today. To wrap my day off, I jabbed my hand with a hanger while trying to do my job. Just for 1 of my co-workers get brownie points and gets to leave early while I STAY back and clean his mess up. All while I was trying to keep our numbers up. FUCK. THIS. DAY
November 21, 2025 at 4:36 AM
On top of other things that happened today. To wrap my day off, I jabbed my hand with a hanger while trying to do my job. Just for 1 of my co-workers get brownie points and gets to leave early while I STAY back and clean his mess up. All while I was trying to keep our numbers up. FUCK. THIS. DAY
This is what happens when I listen to chat......
November 17, 2025 at 9:00 PM
This is what happens when I listen to chat......
I crack one joke about being carried like a princess
Chat: but what dress would you wear?
Me: ugh....uh.... Twilight princess Zelda's dress
@jessicarose945.bsky.social : BET!
So she got the awesome @elfreckles.bsky.social to get this piece done. With Jessie as twilight princess link.
Chat: but what dress would you wear?
Me: ugh....uh.... Twilight princess Zelda's dress
@jessicarose945.bsky.social : BET!
So she got the awesome @elfreckles.bsky.social to get this piece done. With Jessie as twilight princess link.
November 10, 2025 at 7:22 PM
I crack one joke about being carried like a princess
Chat: but what dress would you wear?
Me: ugh....uh.... Twilight princess Zelda's dress
@jessicarose945.bsky.social : BET!
So she got the awesome @elfreckles.bsky.social to get this piece done. With Jessie as twilight princess link.
Chat: but what dress would you wear?
Me: ugh....uh.... Twilight princess Zelda's dress
@jessicarose945.bsky.social : BET!
So she got the awesome @elfreckles.bsky.social to get this piece done. With Jessie as twilight princess link.
This Sunday we are having our first watch party!!!! On twitch!!
Starting around 6pm CST we will be watching the newest season of Kamen rider. zeztz!!!
If you were ever a fan of power rangers. You might love Kamen rider. It's the cooler big brother. With deeper stories,bigger fights and cool suits!
Starting around 6pm CST we will be watching the newest season of Kamen rider. zeztz!!!
If you were ever a fan of power rangers. You might love Kamen rider. It's the cooler big brother. With deeper stories,bigger fights and cool suits!
November 8, 2025 at 1:18 AM
This Sunday we are having our first watch party!!!! On twitch!!
Starting around 6pm CST we will be watching the newest season of Kamen rider. zeztz!!!
If you were ever a fan of power rangers. You might love Kamen rider. It's the cooler big brother. With deeper stories,bigger fights and cool suits!
Starting around 6pm CST we will be watching the newest season of Kamen rider. zeztz!!!
If you were ever a fan of power rangers. You might love Kamen rider. It's the cooler big brother. With deeper stories,bigger fights and cool suits!
.... I might be a fan.....
November 6, 2025 at 4:42 PM
.... I might be a fan.....
Fused? I became it
But with a more wild side
But with a more wild side
November 6, 2025 at 7:07 AM
Fused? I became it
But with a more wild side
But with a more wild side
THE MAN IS WORTH IT!!
November 4, 2025 at 3:01 AM
THE MAN IS WORTH IT!!
* initial Halloween helluva boss merch drops*
Me: Dawwww no new Vasago merch ..
Viv/shark robot: Well that's because HE GETS HIS OWN DEDICATED DROP FOR DIA DE LOS MUERTOS!!!
Me My man got his own drop?! * starts happy crying*
Me: Dawwww no new Vasago merch ..
Viv/shark robot: Well that's because HE GETS HIS OWN DEDICATED DROP FOR DIA DE LOS MUERTOS!!!
Me My man got his own drop?! * starts happy crying*
November 3, 2025 at 10:09 PM
* initial Halloween helluva boss merch drops*
Me: Dawwww no new Vasago merch ..
Viv/shark robot: Well that's because HE GETS HIS OWN DEDICATED DROP FOR DIA DE LOS MUERTOS!!!
Me My man got his own drop?! * starts happy crying*
Me: Dawwww no new Vasago merch ..
Viv/shark robot: Well that's because HE GETS HIS OWN DEDICATED DROP FOR DIA DE LOS MUERTOS!!!
Me My man got his own drop?! * starts happy crying*
Late Halloween post
But happy Halloween everyone ( this Mewtwo was super busy)
Don't forget to give your friendly werebeasts a snack after their shift. It burns A LOT of calories. Why do you think we instantly get hungry after a shift?
Art by and featuring @vallhound.bsky.social
But happy Halloween everyone ( this Mewtwo was super busy)
Don't forget to give your friendly werebeasts a snack after their shift. It burns A LOT of calories. Why do you think we instantly get hungry after a shift?
Art by and featuring @vallhound.bsky.social
November 1, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Late Halloween post
But happy Halloween everyone ( this Mewtwo was super busy)
Don't forget to give your friendly werebeasts a snack after their shift. It burns A LOT of calories. Why do you think we instantly get hungry after a shift?
Art by and featuring @vallhound.bsky.social
But happy Halloween everyone ( this Mewtwo was super busy)
Don't forget to give your friendly werebeasts a snack after their shift. It burns A LOT of calories. Why do you think we instantly get hungry after a shift?
Art by and featuring @vallhound.bsky.social
It's a Friday during October. This pops into your room growling and glowing.
What do you do?
Art by @flopdragon.bsky.social
What do you do?
Art by @flopdragon.bsky.social
October 25, 2025 at 2:47 AM
It's a Friday during October. This pops into your room growling and glowing.
What do you do?
Art by @flopdragon.bsky.social
What do you do?
Art by @flopdragon.bsky.social
Thanks to the old games with gold program, and buying games over time. I think I have more then enough to last me without gamepass.
Oh yeah and I have about 70+ physically too
Oh yeah and I have about 70+ physically too
October 22, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Thanks to the old games with gold program, and buying games over time. I think I have more then enough to last me without gamepass.
Oh yeah and I have about 70+ physically too
Oh yeah and I have about 70+ physically too
How about a thick werewolf Mewtwo
October 20, 2025 at 2:55 AM
How about a thick werewolf Mewtwo
I need to be careful what I say sometimes >>
October 19, 2025 at 5:06 PM
I need to be careful what I say sometimes >>
Wow has the time flown by.
My little pony FiM turned 15 a few days ago. And the finale celebrating it's 6yr anniversary recently.
I was there for the initial boom. Kinda hating on it from a distance,but I decided to give it a shot to see what the hype was about. Loved it. Now got a pony sona.
My little pony FiM turned 15 a few days ago. And the finale celebrating it's 6yr anniversary recently.
I was there for the initial boom. Kinda hating on it from a distance,but I decided to give it a shot to see what the hype was about. Loved it. Now got a pony sona.
October 12, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Wow has the time flown by.
My little pony FiM turned 15 a few days ago. And the finale celebrating it's 6yr anniversary recently.
I was there for the initial boom. Kinda hating on it from a distance,but I decided to give it a shot to see what the hype was about. Loved it. Now got a pony sona.
My little pony FiM turned 15 a few days ago. And the finale celebrating it's 6yr anniversary recently.
I was there for the initial boom. Kinda hating on it from a distance,but I decided to give it a shot to see what the hype was about. Loved it. Now got a pony sona.
Halloween is a special time of year where everyone has a chance to show off a different form.
Wanna be a monstrous were?
A city stomping Kaiju? A zombie? A vampire? Slasher?a... gentleman butler? Do it!!! This is the best time of year to express yourself
Art and featuring @vallhound.bsky.social
Wanna be a monstrous were?
A city stomping Kaiju? A zombie? A vampire? Slasher?a... gentleman butler? Do it!!! This is the best time of year to express yourself
Art and featuring @vallhound.bsky.social
October 8, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Halloween is a special time of year where everyone has a chance to show off a different form.
Wanna be a monstrous were?
A city stomping Kaiju? A zombie? A vampire? Slasher?a... gentleman butler? Do it!!! This is the best time of year to express yourself
Art and featuring @vallhound.bsky.social
Wanna be a monstrous were?
A city stomping Kaiju? A zombie? A vampire? Slasher?a... gentleman butler? Do it!!! This is the best time of year to express yourself
Art and featuring @vallhound.bsky.social
This is how bad just the past few days have been.
And on top of the full moon leveling up my emotions. I just feel like shit.
( Context: I don't drink alcohol. But if you see me carrying a 20oz of red bull. That's the equivalent of me reaching for super hard liquor.)
And on top of the full moon leveling up my emotions. I just feel like shit.
( Context: I don't drink alcohol. But if you see me carrying a 20oz of red bull. That's the equivalent of me reaching for super hard liquor.)
October 7, 2025 at 6:50 AM
This is how bad just the past few days have been.
And on top of the full moon leveling up my emotions. I just feel like shit.
( Context: I don't drink alcohol. But if you see me carrying a 20oz of red bull. That's the equivalent of me reaching for super hard liquor.)
And on top of the full moon leveling up my emotions. I just feel like shit.
( Context: I don't drink alcohol. But if you see me carrying a 20oz of red bull. That's the equivalent of me reaching for super hard liquor.)
16 years..... I have been paying for Xbox online continuously for 16 years.
Some great memories were made playing on it. Halo 3. OG destiny. Gears. Ghostbusters. I even remember the first person I met online.
But after that price jump. I'm saying goodbye @xbox.com
Some great memories were made playing on it. Halo 3. OG destiny. Gears. Ghostbusters. I even remember the first person I met online.
But after that price jump. I'm saying goodbye @xbox.com
October 6, 2025 at 4:55 AM
16 years..... I have been paying for Xbox online continuously for 16 years.
Some great memories were made playing on it. Halo 3. OG destiny. Gears. Ghostbusters. I even remember the first person I met online.
But after that price jump. I'm saying goodbye @xbox.com
Some great memories were made playing on it. Halo 3. OG destiny. Gears. Ghostbusters. I even remember the first person I met online.
But after that price jump. I'm saying goodbye @xbox.com
It's a sad day when this gaming Mewtwo really gets priced out of my favorite hobby. Even when I was making more money this still stung.
Including my areas taxes a brand new game. Is almost $77. I was using gamepass to help. But with that price increase. I have no problem going back to my 360.
Including my areas taxes a brand new game. Is almost $77. I was using gamepass to help. But with that price increase. I have no problem going back to my 360.
October 3, 2025 at 11:25 PM
It's a sad day when this gaming Mewtwo really gets priced out of my favorite hobby. Even when I was making more money this still stung.
Including my areas taxes a brand new game. Is almost $77. I was using gamepass to help. But with that price increase. I have no problem going back to my 360.
Including my areas taxes a brand new game. Is almost $77. I was using gamepass to help. But with that price increase. I have no problem going back to my 360.
Sway those big wild tails proudly!
October 3, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Sway those big wild tails proudly!
October 1, 2025 at 8:43 PM
HOLY CRAP WE HIT 100 FOLLOWERS!!!
Thank you all for joining my goober and goofy shenanigans
OUR FIRST BIG MILESTONE HAS BEEN ACHIEVED!!
Expect a big Long Stream on Sunday to Celebrate!!
New redeems. Some new Emotes, and a announcement!
Thank you all for joining my goober and goofy shenanigans
OUR FIRST BIG MILESTONE HAS BEEN ACHIEVED!!
Expect a big Long Stream on Sunday to Celebrate!!
New redeems. Some new Emotes, and a announcement!
September 24, 2025 at 1:30 AM
HOLY CRAP WE HIT 100 FOLLOWERS!!!
Thank you all for joining my goober and goofy shenanigans
OUR FIRST BIG MILESTONE HAS BEEN ACHIEVED!!
Expect a big Long Stream on Sunday to Celebrate!!
New redeems. Some new Emotes, and a announcement!
Thank you all for joining my goober and goofy shenanigans
OUR FIRST BIG MILESTONE HAS BEEN ACHIEVED!!
Expect a big Long Stream on Sunday to Celebrate!!
New redeems. Some new Emotes, and a announcement!
ONLY 2 MORE FOLLOWERS TILL 100!!!
OUR FIRST MILESTONE IS WITHIN REACH!!!
OUR FIRST MILESTONE IS WITHIN REACH!!!
September 22, 2025 at 8:57 PM
ONLY 2 MORE FOLLOWERS TILL 100!!!
OUR FIRST MILESTONE IS WITHIN REACH!!!
OUR FIRST MILESTONE IS WITHIN REACH!!!
So not joking. Was going through a Asian bookstore in Dallas and they had a whole row of these. Without hesitation. I just snagged it off the shelf and the better part is it was the exact price that it's selling for on the website (which fyi) was sold out at the time
September 22, 2025 at 3:29 AM
So not joking. Was going through a Asian bookstore in Dallas and they had a whole row of these. Without hesitation. I just snagged it off the shelf and the better part is it was the exact price that it's selling for on the website (which fyi) was sold out at the time