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Alan Fanciful
@alanfanciful.bsky.social
Writer, and sometimes reader of Berserk.
If they actually contemplated it seriously (which I don't think they do), they'd probably land on a variation of the "I could fight off a bear if I was sufficiently angry" mentality. "I'd be a one man terminator cause I just want it that badly."

Bravado born of ignorance and delusion, basically.
December 6, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Everybody is 12 and thinks warfare is a call of duty lobby
December 6, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Reposted by Alan Fanciful
NYTimes projecting a net shift of 14 points from 2024 with these variations between the counties

Turnout in 2022 here was ~180k, tonight is going to come in at most marginally under (currently ~168k with a little left to count)

that's a hell of an electorate to swing this much
December 3, 2025 at 2:48 AM
Now it's the zoomers butt mogging the alphas.

Kinda beautiful how each generation gets to the point when they goes from the butt moggee to the butt mogger.
December 2, 2025 at 6:42 AM
getting destroyed by that good gravity suit shit
December 2, 2025 at 3:17 AM
And the weather, specifically how much we've had of it lately or how much we've needed it
November 30, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Reposted by Alan Fanciful
And I know cigarettes & air pollution & poor skincare had their effects, but arguably half the point of Golden Girls was that treating women as old biddies when they hit 50 was faintly criminal, it just took a while for cosmetics to catch up
November 30, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Well you think what you want about me, I'm not changing. I like-- I like me. My wife likes me. My servers like me. Cause I'm the real article. What you see is what you get.
November 28, 2025 at 3:37 AM
Say what you want about MTG, but at least make sure it's excoriating in the extreme
November 22, 2025 at 3:05 AM