Alan
@alanhazlie.bsky.social
Looking for an outlet for thoughts and discussions which isn’t a cesspit 😊
I see there's a big brouhaha about James Bond continuity again. Thought that all got sorted out back in 1969.
November 11, 2025 at 5:01 PM
I see there's a big brouhaha about James Bond continuity again. Thought that all got sorted out back in 1969.
I miss the days when crass commercial tie-in deals at least made sense.
November 11, 2025 at 3:24 PM
I miss the days when crass commercial tie-in deals at least made sense.
No part of me thought that it was too late, tbh. It’s not a hand-stitched sofa.
November 11, 2025 at 3:08 PM
No part of me thought that it was too late, tbh. It’s not a hand-stitched sofa.
"You've either got patience or Prime."
So my choices are the ability to deal with the pressures and demands of the world with proportionate calmness, or the potential to further the death-march of rampant, aimless consumerism?
How soon can you deliver me that patience?
So my choices are the ability to deal with the pressures and demands of the world with proportionate calmness, or the potential to further the death-march of rampant, aimless consumerism?
How soon can you deliver me that patience?
November 11, 2025 at 9:55 AM
"You've either got patience or Prime."
So my choices are the ability to deal with the pressures and demands of the world with proportionate calmness, or the potential to further the death-march of rampant, aimless consumerism?
How soon can you deliver me that patience?
So my choices are the ability to deal with the pressures and demands of the world with proportionate calmness, or the potential to further the death-march of rampant, aimless consumerism?
How soon can you deliver me that patience?
Celebrate a what of what?! Jeez, that clock isn’t slowing down, is it?
November 10, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Celebrate a what of what?! Jeez, that clock isn’t slowing down, is it?
You honestly don’t have to twist Trump’s words in any way to make him sound like he supports a fascist approach to government. He posted this today. Money for ‘patriots’. Punishment for the rest. Just report what he says.
November 10, 2025 at 8:51 PM
You honestly don’t have to twist Trump’s words in any way to make him sound like he supports a fascist approach to government. He posted this today. Money for ‘patriots’. Punishment for the rest. Just report what he says.
Nothing shatters your attempts to convince yourself that a TV show still counts as ‘recent’ (Arrested Development in this case) than a character using a laptop. Big ol’ ports!
November 10, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Nothing shatters your attempts to convince yourself that a TV show still counts as ‘recent’ (Arrested Development in this case) than a character using a laptop. Big ol’ ports!
‘Rory contacted us with legitimate concerns about the provably disproportionate platforming of an entity hell-bent on corrupting the corporation to their ends, while, in contrast, Phil phoned in to say he loves Match Of The Day now that Marxist traitor Gary Lineker isn’t on it any more.’
November 10, 2025 at 5:59 PM
‘Rory contacted us with legitimate concerns about the provably disproportionate platforming of an entity hell-bent on corrupting the corporation to their ends, while, in contrast, Phil phoned in to say he loves Match Of The Day now that Marxist traitor Gary Lineker isn’t on it any more.’
I know this shouldn’t be my main takeaway from the Remembrance silence at Airdrie, but how hard is it to put an armband on the right way?
November 7, 2025 at 7:49 PM
I know this shouldn’t be my main takeaway from the Remembrance silence at Airdrie, but how hard is it to put an armband on the right way?
The Outer Worlds 2 has now informed me that I have unlocked my very own spider pet that will live on my spaceship.
November 7, 2025 at 11:17 AM
The Outer Worlds 2 has now informed me that I have unlocked my very own spider pet that will live on my spaceship.
I really don’t like using or seeing ‘Divorced Dad’ as a punchline or insult. There are so many good reasons why divorces happen, and millions of dads who don’t turn twisted or bitter. Wonderful people who don’t deserve to be slurred.
Having said that, the energy this Rangers banner gives off…
Having said that, the energy this Rangers banner gives off…
November 7, 2025 at 8:12 AM
I really don’t like using or seeing ‘Divorced Dad’ as a punchline or insult. There are so many good reasons why divorces happen, and millions of dads who don’t turn twisted or bitter. Wonderful people who don’t deserve to be slurred.
Having said that, the energy this Rangers banner gives off…
Having said that, the energy this Rangers banner gives off…
Though BBC Political Reporter Becky Morton has the REAL David Lammy scoop. A regular man in the street would have got six months in jail for poppy non-compliance.
November 6, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Though BBC Political Reporter Becky Morton has the REAL David Lammy scoop. A regular man in the street would have got six months in jail for poppy non-compliance.
Ran out of time and steam to chase this a couple of months ago. Would love to know how many packages a year Evri just marks down as 'damaged beyond repair.'
(Don't reply to this, spambots. Not in the mood.)
(Don't reply to this, spambots. Not in the mood.)
November 6, 2025 at 12:27 PM
Ran out of time and steam to chase this a couple of months ago. Would love to know how many packages a year Evri just marks down as 'damaged beyond repair.'
(Don't reply to this, spambots. Not in the mood.)
(Don't reply to this, spambots. Not in the mood.)
‘And William Smith, a non-Algerian, which we guess is also bad.’
November 5, 2025 at 5:56 PM
‘And William Smith, a non-Algerian, which we guess is also bad.’
I said that this sculpture in the Gorbals looked like something out of the Switch Zelda games, and my partner called me a geek. Which was fair. But I stand by it.
November 5, 2025 at 5:48 PM
I said that this sculpture in the Gorbals looked like something out of the Switch Zelda games, and my partner called me a geek. Which was fair. But I stand by it.
Meet the new NFL analysis. Same as the old NFL analysis.
November 5, 2025 at 2:32 PM
Meet the new NFL analysis. Same as the old NFL analysis.
I giggled like a toddler when a character in The Outer Worlds 2 called themselves a "scientician".
November 5, 2025 at 11:56 AM
I giggled like a toddler when a character in The Outer Worlds 2 called themselves a "scientician".
Fireworks box on sale at Morrisons. Seems a bit much in every sense.
November 4, 2025 at 1:26 PM
Fireworks box on sale at Morrisons. Seems a bit much in every sense.
Reaching the till in the UK these days after doing the Big Shop (TM).
November 4, 2025 at 9:01 AM
Reaching the till in the UK these days after doing the Big Shop (TM).
Respect to a fallen soldier at the tip 🫡
November 3, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Respect to a fallen soldier at the tip 🫡
I am a thirsty Biscoff badger, but I don’t think an advent calendar should be coming in at ‘notable gift to myself’ money. Especially when only half of it’s got Biscoff in it.
November 3, 2025 at 3:57 PM
I am a thirsty Biscoff badger, but I don’t think an advent calendar should be coming in at ‘notable gift to myself’ money. Especially when only half of it’s got Biscoff in it.
Haven’t caught 5Action’s NFL coverage for a few weeks, and nice to see that they’ve upgraded the big desk, which I liked, and the cuck chair, which I didn’t, into an even bigger desk. Now we’re really cooking!
November 2, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Haven’t caught 5Action’s NFL coverage for a few weeks, and nice to see that they’ve upgraded the big desk, which I liked, and the cuck chair, which I didn’t, into an even bigger desk. Now we’re really cooking!
Really not sure about the Screwfix adverts with Mo Farah handling mysterious brown packages. Wonder if they considered Bradley Wiggins.
November 1, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Really not sure about the Screwfix adverts with Mo Farah handling mysterious brown packages. Wonder if they considered Bradley Wiggins.