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NJ Born and Raised | He / Him | Proud Ally | Gen-X | Aries | Web Manager & Digital Marketer | Pro-Democracy | Anti-Fascism | Jeep Owner | Dog Dad | Gave Up Coffee for Tea | Bourbon, Scotch, & Negronis | Tattoos | Guitars | Birds | Gardening | House Plants
Obligatory childhood Halloween pic of me and my siblings. I'm guessing this was 1983. I'm in the middle, my younger brother Mike is on the right, and no... that horrifying thing on the left is not a doll. That's my seemingly catatonic sister, Jen, as Strawberry Shortcake. #GenX #halloween
November 1, 2025 at 12:31 AM
The last gasp of this storm flooded the tracks at the Newark airport station, 60-minute delays. So I’m riding the ferry for the first time to South Amboy, and grabbing a Lyft to get the Jeep parked at the Aberdeen station. This is a lot, but the ferry is delightful. #commuter #njtransit #nywaterway
October 30, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Early voting is open and easy in NJ! Get out there! #vote #Nj #mikiesherrill #resist
October 25, 2025 at 7:13 PM
All of my dental work is complete and i couldn't be happier. I'm still processing this. It doesn't feel real. I'm trying to learn how to smile with my lips open. That's not something I've ever done. I left Yuma today and now I'm in my old neighborhood in Mesa. #Arizona #Mesa #DentalTourism
September 12, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Made it to Arizona, had some irritating issues with the rental car, but I'll manage. Today I spent the afternoon tubing on the Colorado River. Tonight dinner and maybe a dive bar, tomorrow Los Algodones and dental work. #Yuma #Arizona #LosAlgodones #dentaltourism
September 7, 2025 at 11:24 PM
So here it is: two angles of a kid crashing into my house. I cut it before they exited the vehicle to protect their privacy. Guess I should say thanks for the free foundation overhaul I will be getting? Much obliged. #wtf #freehold #freeholdboro #youhitmyhouse
September 1, 2025 at 3:11 AM
A Spicebush Swallowtail in one of our backyard butterfly bushes. I've never seen one of these here before. We have also had a lot of monarchs this year, but they are so skittish and fast! #butterflies #gardening #punkrockgardening 🌱🌿🪴🌳🦋
August 17, 2025 at 6:57 PM
IT'S FU#@ING AUGUST!!!!
August 8, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Finally got a week with no rain in the forecast so time for the annual detailing of my JK Chief she the wife's Challenger. I'm exhausted, filthy, and slightly drunk. Sun, bourbon, yacht rock... It's a good day. #jeep #jeeplife #mopar #challenger #duckduckjeep
August 3, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Bath and Body Works vent mount, and quite appropriate! www.bathandbodyworks.com/p/billie-the...
July 22, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Out watering the porch plants, we had a visitor on the butterfly bush, a Canadian Tiger Swallowtail (eh?) The porch plants are doing great this season! The railing boxes have taken off. The hanging baskets were sus, but they've filled in nicely! #butterflies #gardening #punkrockgardening 🌱🌿🪴🌳🦋
July 16, 2025 at 11:31 PM
This is my in-laws' dog, Cubby, and he has a crush on me. Understandable. #dogsofbluesky #brusselsgriffon
July 13, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Way to hot today for the amount of gardening and landscaping i did, but I'm glad I got it all done. Obligatory pic of the hydrangeas before they wilt. "May your flowers bloom." #punkrockgardening #gardening #hydrangeas #freehold #pride 🌺🌷💮🌸🌼🥀🌹💐🪻🌱🌿🪴
June 28, 2025 at 9:39 PM
But once the sun goes down, we've gotten other critters as well! There's the exceptionally rowdy trash panda, the dark gray cat, and the white tag I've named AirTag for self-explanatory reasons. #racoon #cats 🐈🐈‍⬛🦝
June 25, 2025 at 12:20 AM
No crows yet but the blue jays love the kibble, and also, apparently this exceptionally sassy robin #birds
June 25, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Did some work on the front flower beds today. I weeded and set up sprinkler hoses and a timer to prevent the coming heatwave from taking out the hydrangeas. Now I'm admiring my work from the porch with some bourbon and my boys, Jules and Bruce! #bostonterrier #brusselsgriffon #dogsofbluesky
June 22, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Yesterday I reworked out plant wall. I had been trying to keep Purple Hearts in the center section, but they just weren't doing well. The pothos is thriving though she were going to see how satin silver pothos does. Had to adjust the plant lights to make sure they keep the silver tones. 🌿🌱🪴
June 16, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Happy Father's Day to all the dads out there! We celebrated with ours yesterday, 75 and still crushing it! #fathersday #dads
June 15, 2025 at 7:04 PM
This is the best weekend ever, and it's not even the weekend yet

Also, can't have said it better than The Lincoln Project with their prophecy post. I'm jealous. @lincolnproject.us #dems #democrats #pride #elonandtrump #watchthemburn #endthegop
June 5, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Sitting on my porch enjoying a bourbon after a day of weeding and landscaping. More stuff from the front of the house. Representing for Pride, a rare Small Blue butterfly and a fuzzy bee on my cintronella. The hydrangeas will be blooming soon! #pride #gardening #punkrockgsrdening 🏳️‍🌈🐝🦋🌱🪴🌿🌺🌸🌹🌷💐🏵️💮
June 1, 2025 at 10:56 PM
I think I captured one of these in my citronella yesterday, i was taking pics of bumble bees gathering nectar when I spotted this, it was tiny!
June 1, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Last weekend we got the porch plants all planted. Purple heart and Swiss ivy in the hanging baskets, plus ferns on either end for privacy that will be gigantic by autumn. In the railing baskets we have vinca and sweet potato vines and impatients. #gardening #punkrockgardening 🌱🌿🪴🌳🌸🌼🌹🌻🪷🌷🌺🪻🏵️
June 1, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Lots of stuff is starting to bloom in the backyard. The lilacs are done, but the peonies bloomed this week. The echinacea is doing nicely, and the honeysuckle is starting to bloom on the fence. The clematis on the garage trellises are out of control! #gardening #punkrockgardening 🌱🌿🪴🌳🌸🌼🌹🌻🪷🌷🌺🪻🏵️
May 31, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Old tractor died again and that was the last straw so I got a new ride. Gave the old one away on craigslist to a nice dude with a spare motor. A nice weekend weeding the beds and working on the yard. #gardening #punkrockgardening 🌱🌿🪴🌳🌸🌼🌹🌻🪷🌷🌺🪻🏵️
May 18, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Second blown head gasket on the tractor, this time or only lasted three years. At least I'm getting faster at doing this, just have to put it all back together. #diy
April 26, 2025 at 9:29 PM