Alan Thorn
@alanthorn.bsky.social
🏳️🌈 🔞 👬
26 (he/him) // IL // NSFW (18/21+)
lover of thick men, horror movies, and cute animals
26 (he/him) // IL // NSFW (18/21+)
lover of thick men, horror movies, and cute animals
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Alan Thorn
@alanthorn.bsky.social
· Jul 7
unfortunately, it looks like it’s time to retire the pineapple undies
Post an old dick pic!
circa 2021
circa 2021
December 1, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Post an old dick pic!
circa 2021
circa 2021
Post a famous bathroom scene
(A scene from a movie which should be more famous)
(A scene from a movie which should be more famous)
November 26, 2025 at 6:38 AM
Post a famous bathroom scene
(A scene from a movie which should be more famous)
(A scene from a movie which should be more famous)
double dong // monochrome monday
November 17, 2025 at 5:25 PM
double dong // monochrome monday
my favorite fireman sure gave me a well-deserved spanking this morning
(why yes, that is a fire hose paddle)
(why yes, that is a fire hose paddle)
November 13, 2025 at 3:38 PM
my favorite fireman sure gave me a well-deserved spanking this morning
(why yes, that is a fire hose paddle)
(why yes, that is a fire hose paddle)
November 8, 2025 at 2:18 PM
some wet, furry humps for the finest of wednesdays
November 5, 2025 at 5:52 PM
some wet, furry humps for the finest of wednesdays
Chicken chores get colder and colder this time of year, so it’s smart to keep the butt hairy for warmth, right?
November 3, 2025 at 2:22 PM
Chicken chores get colder and colder this time of year, so it’s smart to keep the butt hairy for warmth, right?
Fix-It Felix!!
(already can’t wait for my mustache to grow back 😰)
(already can’t wait for my mustache to grow back 😰)
November 1, 2025 at 6:53 AM
Fix-It Felix!!
(already can’t wait for my mustache to grow back 😰)
(already can’t wait for my mustache to grow back 😰)
A few of my favorite costumes from Halloweens past— stay tuned for tonight’s costume! 🎃👻🎃
October 31, 2025 at 12:38 PM
A few of my favorite costumes from Halloweens past— stay tuned for tonight’s costume! 🎃👻🎃
this pup’s bone was made for my mouth 🤤
Just a sneak peek of what a girthy good morning snap looks like from Pup Inferno. Who wants a lil chub today?
October 22, 2025 at 12:31 PM
this pup’s bone was made for my mouth 🤤
The gay and their top 3 albums of the year so far.
October 22, 2025 at 2:02 AM
The gay and their top 3 albums of the year so far.
someone wanna come cover for me at work tonight? I’ll repay you in blowjobs 🙏🏻🙏🏻
October 20, 2025 at 2:32 AM
someone wanna come cover for me at work tonight? I’ll repay you in blowjobs 🙏🏻🙏🏻
Mine and @pup-inferno.bsky.social’s first Folsom was a blast ❤️🖤
September 30, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Mine and @pup-inferno.bsky.social’s first Folsom was a blast ❤️🖤
folsom saturday // here we goooo
September 27, 2025 at 6:19 PM
folsom saturday // here we goooo
T̶u̶m̶m̶y̶ (Tylenol doesn’t cause autism) Tuesday
September 23, 2025 at 4:39 PM
T̶u̶m̶m̶y̶ (Tylenol doesn’t cause autism) Tuesday
Reposted by Alan Thorn
Home Alone 2
September 10, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Home Alone 2
cause: husband moons me in the kitchen
effect: ⬇️
effect: ⬇️
September 9, 2025 at 3:07 PM
cause: husband moons me in the kitchen
effect: ⬇️
effect: ⬇️
my husband is hot— clap IF you care 💅🏻
September 4, 2025 at 12:59 PM
my husband is hot— clap IF you care 💅🏻