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@alastor.ruins.party
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✧ SELF-OC
✧ PRIMARY ACCOUNT. REPLIES WILL BE MADE MORE FREQUENTLY AND FASTER HERE.
Pinned
[ ... she's just gonna drink her coffee and think more about it after she gets herself something to eat. ]
November 29, 2025 at 6:47 PM
[ ... she's just gonna drink her coffee and think more about it after she gets herself something to eat. ]
[ For A Very Not Normal Woman. ]
[ she doesn't object, she just looks shocked. did Hell freeze over? ]
[ she doesn't object, she just looks shocked. did Hell freeze over? ]
November 29, 2025 at 6:45 PM
[ For A Very Not Normal Woman. ]
[ she doesn't object, she just looks shocked. did Hell freeze over? ]
[ she doesn't object, she just looks shocked. did Hell freeze over? ]
[ double take. ]
November 29, 2025 at 6:42 PM
[ double take. ]
ㅤ🔶
picked up ninja gaiden today. my hands have not hurt and i have not felt this alive playing a game in years.
picked up ninja gaiden today. my hands have not hurt and i have not felt this alive playing a game in years.
November 27, 2025 at 12:32 AM
ㅤ🔶
picked up ninja gaiden today. my hands have not hurt and i have not felt this alive playing a game in years.
picked up ninja gaiden today. my hands have not hurt and i have not felt this alive playing a game in years.
[ no, but THIS situation was ]
( gasp.. she is not an easy troll )
[ easy fix for an easy troll ]
[ simply restarting the phone ]
[ simply restarting the phone ]
November 26, 2025 at 5:45 AM
[ no, but THIS situation was ]
[ easy fix for an easy troll ]
[ simply restarting the phone ]
[ simply restarting the phone ]
( .... damn, that's the easy way out )
[ shutting it off with a power surge ]
November 26, 2025 at 5:44 AM
[ easy fix for an easy troll ]
[ simply restarting the phone ]
[ simply restarting the phone ]
[ shutting it off with a power surge ]
(making baby shark play on loop on the reader's phone for the next 3 minutes straight)
November 26, 2025 at 5:42 AM
[ shutting it off with a power surge ]
[ wagging brows and a thin, tight smirk. ] it's what I do best.
Well aren't you a buzzkill...
[ ... ]
[ Alastor's arm points outward, making fingerguns. An "electrical" discharge puts a fridge-sized hole in the nearby wall. ]
It's not gonna save you. Pack it up for four more days 'n you can do pirouettes with Mariah Carrey all you like after that.
[ Alastor's arm points outward, making fingerguns. An "electrical" discharge puts a fridge-sized hole in the nearby wall. ]
It's not gonna save you. Pack it up for four more days 'n you can do pirouettes with Mariah Carrey all you like after that.
November 26, 2025 at 5:34 AM
[ wagging brows and a thin, tight smirk. ] it's what I do best.
[ ... ]
[ Alastor's arm points outward, making fingerguns. An "electrical" discharge puts a fridge-sized hole in the nearby wall. ]
It's not gonna save you. Pack it up for four more days 'n you can do pirouettes with Mariah Carrey all you like after that.
[ Alastor's arm points outward, making fingerguns. An "electrical" discharge puts a fridge-sized hole in the nearby wall. ]
It's not gonna save you. Pack it up for four more days 'n you can do pirouettes with Mariah Carrey all you like after that.
You have no idea what kind of metal my suit is composed of. What if i have a layer of ceramic lining? Or perhaps it could be made of tungsten. You think I wouldn't have thought out the obvious variables?
[ the scarlet sparks are rising from her shoulders. ]
fun fact; metal is conductive.
fun fact; metal is conductive.
November 26, 2025 at 5:32 AM
[ ... ]
[ Alastor's arm points outward, making fingerguns. An "electrical" discharge puts a fridge-sized hole in the nearby wall. ]
It's not gonna save you. Pack it up for four more days 'n you can do pirouettes with Mariah Carrey all you like after that.
[ Alastor's arm points outward, making fingerguns. An "electrical" discharge puts a fridge-sized hole in the nearby wall. ]
It's not gonna save you. Pack it up for four more days 'n you can do pirouettes with Mariah Carrey all you like after that.
[ the scarlet sparks are rising from her shoulders. ]
fun fact; metal is conductive.
fun fact; metal is conductive.
Hm, how to put this politely.
Ah, no. :)
Ah, no. :)
YOU AREN'T IN CANADA RIGHT NOW DIPSHIT, RESPECT THE LOCAL CUSTOMS AND KEEP THAT SHIT TO ITS MONTH
November 26, 2025 at 5:25 AM
[ the scarlet sparks are rising from her shoulders. ]
fun fact; metal is conductive.
fun fact; metal is conductive.
YOU AREN'T IN CANADA RIGHT NOW DIPSHIT, RESPECT THE LOCAL CUSTOMS AND KEEP THAT SHIT TO ITS MONTH
I'm Canadian, we start that shit EARLY
NOT. UNTIL. DECEMBER.
November 26, 2025 at 5:21 AM
YOU AREN'T IN CANADA RIGHT NOW DIPSHIT, RESPECT THE LOCAL CUSTOMS AND KEEP THAT SHIT TO ITS MONTH
Reposted by 𝑪𝑼𝑻 𝑻𝑯𝑬 𝑺𝑯𝑰𝑻 & 𝑴𝑶𝑽𝑬 𝑭𝑶𝑹𝑾𝑨𝑹𝑫. ||
i love all sharks but i love goblin sharks at a distance
November 26, 2025 at 4:49 AM
i love all sharks but i love goblin sharks at a distance
[ for no reason, her distaste for goblin sharks worsens. ]
November 26, 2025 at 4:44 AM
[ for no reason, her distaste for goblin sharks worsens. ]
NOT. UNTIL. DECEMBER.
November 26, 2025 at 4:37 AM
NOT. UNTIL. DECEMBER.
[ squinting at the air... ]
November 26, 2025 at 4:36 AM
[ squinting at the air... ]
tell your cousin i said i feel for him
goblin sharks are an ugIy cousin
what type of shark
if it's not a goblin shark then sure
if it's not a goblin shark then sure
November 26, 2025 at 4:35 AM
tell your cousin i said i feel for him
what type of shark
if it's not a goblin shark then sure
if it's not a goblin shark then sure
sharks
do you like sharks
do you like sharks
what am i supposed to be supporting exactly
November 26, 2025 at 4:32 AM
what type of shark
if it's not a goblin shark then sure
if it's not a goblin shark then sure
what am i supposed to be supporting exactly
is that a yes or
November 26, 2025 at 4:27 AM
what am i supposed to be supporting exactly
[ i mean fair, but one never uses it. tonight was like, the first. ]
[ on the fly tit size adjusters. ]
[ why's that? ]
November 26, 2025 at 4:21 AM
[ i mean fair, but one never uses it. tonight was like, the first. ]
lmao
where's the shark supporters in this house
November 26, 2025 at 4:17 AM
lmao
it's only impossible if you don't believe
November 26, 2025 at 4:01 AM
it's only impossible if you don't believe
we can do both
November 26, 2025 at 3:57 AM
we can do both