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Es has had a big hero-worshippy crush on Rilsa Rael since she was a teenager and spent a lot of time trailing her around the Guildhall with huge 🥺 eyes before Rilsa became a Kingpin. Es' attitude towards the Upper City (like "it's ok to steal from the rich to feed the poor")-- (1/2)
Es has had a big hero-worshippy crush on Rilsa Rael since she was a teenager and spent a lot of time trailing her around the Guildhall with huge 🥺 eyes before Rilsa became a Kingpin. Es' attitude towards the Upper City (like "it's ok to steal from the rich to feed the poor")-- (1/2)
Day 28: Scars
Es has hypopigmented scars on her hands from the Steel Watch Foundry. One of the Gondian artificers under the control of a Black Gauntlet of Bane cast heat metal on her gloves; she stubbornly refused to take them off & ended up badly burned (1/4)
"Nicking stuff off the Zhent doesn't count as stealing because all their loot was stolen in the first place." --Es, robbing Roah Moonglow's inventory at the goblin camp (and all the Zhent's smokepowder barrels, and their hideout in the Underdark, and their hideout by Waukeen's Rest, and--)
"Nicking stuff off the Zhent doesn't count as stealing because all their loot was stolen in the first place." --Es, robbing Roah Moonglow's inventory at the goblin camp (and all the Zhent's smokepowder barrels, and their hideout in the Underdark, and their hideout by Waukeen's Rest, and--)
Day 25: Style
Es' style could best be described as 'privateer chic': if an outfit looks like something a flamboyant pirate might wear, chances are it's already in her wardrobe. But she can tone it down depending on the occasion, & no matter how over-the-top her outfits get (1/4)
Day 24: Pastime
Es has loved hanging out in taverns & people watching since she was a kid. People tell the best stories when their tongues are liquor-loosened; plus, she & Rolan are both fond of a pub quiz (their team name is the Arabellan Avengers)
🎨 by @\kumoart.bsky.social
Day 22: POV
Initially Es viewed her tadpoling as a bit of bad luck caused by her being an idiot (she ran out to help when she heard people screaming & got snatched the second she stepped into the street).
However, over time she comes to see it as something akin to fate (1/4)
Imbued with the power of her adventurer's hat and an alarming number of explosive projectiles, Es would channel her inner Robert Muldoon and take out a bunch of raptors before escaping the park.
(Muldoon did not die in the book, probably because he had a rocket launcher 💥🦖💥)
Imbued with the power of her adventurer's hat and an alarming number of explosive projectiles, Es would channel her inner Robert Muldoon and take out a bunch of raptors before escaping the park.
(Muldoon did not die in the book, probably because he had a rocket launcher 💥🦖💥)
(I take so few shots of Quentin and Barcus and I really need to rectify that, I love my sweet boys ❤️)
(I take so few shots of Quentin and Barcus and I really need to rectify that, I love my sweet boys ❤️)
Day 21: Limit
Do not tell Es what to do; do not tell Es what to think. She's capable of coming to her own conclusions based on her own reasoning, thank you very much, & the more others try to dictate how she should feel and act, the faster her tolerance for them dwindles. (1/4)
Es got suspended and banned from attending prom because she kicked the star quarterback in the crotch for bullying some freshman, but she bribes the banquet hall staff to let her act like she's one of them.
Class president Rolan is not happy about this.
Es got suspended and banned from attending prom because she kicked the star quarterback in the crotch for bullying some freshman, but she bribes the banquet hall staff to let her act like she's one of them.
Class president Rolan is not happy about this.
(Also this is all I could think of when you were talking about how it went down lol )
(Also this is all I could think of when you were talking about how it went down lol )
Day 20: Tattoo
Despite being a former criminal herself Es' mom Hanna was very anti-tattoo ("Tattoos are for sailors and criminals, Es Taverner, and since you're neither I'd better not see you get one"), so Es is tattoo free.
If she did get one it would be a hollyphant.
(Rolan doesn't know this, though, he just thinks the Guild helped him because he's Lorroakan's apprentice)
(Rolan doesn't know this, though, he just thinks the Guild helped him because he's Lorroakan's apprentice)
For Es it's Falco Smoothstep, her halfling buddy she saved from getting his arse kicked in the Guildhall when they were kids so now he does whatever she wants (not necessarily with enthusiasm, but hey! What are friends for if not to commit the occasional crime?)
For Es it's Falco Smoothstep, her halfling buddy she saved from getting his arse kicked in the Guildhall when they were kids so now he does whatever she wants (not necessarily with enthusiasm, but hey! What are friends for if not to commit the occasional crime?)
Day 19: Motive
On her tadpole journey Es is driven by a need to save everyone, though not for the reasons people think. She doesn't want praise or to be a hero; she simply can't cope with the guilt of living to see another day when better people than her have died (1/4)
Day 18: Weak
Home, & things that remind her of it, will always be Es' biggest weakness: a bottle of Baalor Ale found in some out of the way tavern, or a stranger with a Lower City accent encountered on the road. The further away she is, the more she clings to these things (1/3)
"...ta for your honesty, I s'pose. Long as you lust after people who aren't me I don't see the harm in keeping you around, could even be useful in a fight."
Not every murderer Es knows would be so forthcoming; Durge is just someone else who needs help & a friend in their corner (1/2)
"...ta for your honesty, I s'pose. Long as you lust after people who aren't me I don't see the harm in keeping you around, could even be useful in a fight."
Not every murderer Es knows would be so forthcoming; Durge is just someone else who needs help & a friend in their corner (1/2)
Day 17: Nature
Es is a pragmatic idealist: she believes everyone has the potential to change for the better and wants nothing more than to help them see that potential. However, she also knows how harsh & unfair the world can be, and doesn't judge people for doing things (1/3)
Es would bring Rolan (apart from the obvious reason of "they're a couple" he's a very competent wizard & always has her back in a fight), Rion (they're friends & she's good at smashing things with her hammer), & Inspector Valeria (for shits & giggles but also ✨trumpet of sparkles✨)
Es would bring Rolan (apart from the obvious reason of "they're a couple" he's a very competent wizard & always has her back in a fight), Rion (they're friends & she's good at smashing things with her hammer), & Inspector Valeria (for shits & giggles but also ✨trumpet of sparkles✨)
Day 16: PDA
Es is fine with PDA, but Rolan will combust if she does anything more than hold his hand where others might see; much as she loves flustering him she also respects his boundaries
Luckily she knows every secluded spot in the Gate like the back of her hand 😌 (1/2)