Joe Trela
@alert74.bsky.social
That guy who was on that show. Learned League trivia ronin sasquatch, amateur numismatist, flagrant vexillologist, occasional blue hair w/pronouns. Sanguis in auribus, stultusque in speculo.
And only one car - and a couple of minor Earth elementals - can stop him!
December 2, 2025 at 10:23 AM
And only one car - and a couple of minor Earth elementals - can stop him!
The marketing department:
bert from sesame street is wearing a striped shirt and a white scarf around his neck
Alt: Bert from Sesame Street fainting.
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December 2, 2025 at 10:14 AM
The marketing department:
Yup, that's one of the more...niche federal crimes out there, but it is a federal crime.
During my primary game show experience back in 2000, we got to meet some very nice people from Legal after lunch. We also were escorted by PAs to and from the bathroom, kindergarten style. ABC didn't want none.
During my primary game show experience back in 2000, we got to meet some very nice people from Legal after lunch. We also were escorted by PAs to and from the bathroom, kindergarten style. ABC didn't want none.
December 2, 2025 at 3:02 AM
Yup, that's one of the more...niche federal crimes out there, but it is a federal crime.
During my primary game show experience back in 2000, we got to meet some very nice people from Legal after lunch. We also were escorted by PAs to and from the bathroom, kindergarten style. ABC didn't want none.
During my primary game show experience back in 2000, we got to meet some very nice people from Legal after lunch. We also were escorted by PAs to and from the bathroom, kindergarten style. ABC didn't want none.
"Lena", a short story written as a future Wikipedia page on the first successful human brain upload.
"In experiments, the longest-lived MMAcevedo* underwent brain death due to entropy increase at a subjective age of 145."
* The brain image filename; "Lena" is an actual image processing test file.
"In experiments, the longest-lived MMAcevedo* underwent brain death due to entropy increase at a subjective age of 145."
* The brain image filename; "Lena" is an actual image processing test file.
December 1, 2025 at 6:38 PM
"Lena", a short story written as a future Wikipedia page on the first successful human brain upload.
"In experiments, the longest-lived MMAcevedo* underwent brain death due to entropy increase at a subjective age of 145."
* The brain image filename; "Lena" is an actual image processing test file.
"In experiments, the longest-lived MMAcevedo* underwent brain death due to entropy increase at a subjective age of 145."
* The brain image filename; "Lena" is an actual image processing test file.
"Color revolution" is MAGA cant for "Astroturf revolution sponsored by outside moneyed interests promoting woke globalist socialism".
You know, "rootless cosmopolitans".
You know, "rootless cosmopolitans".
December 1, 2025 at 5:29 PM
"Color revolution" is MAGA cant for "Astroturf revolution sponsored by outside moneyed interests promoting woke globalist socialism".
You know, "rootless cosmopolitans".
You know, "rootless cosmopolitans".
"It's seamless! Just like rubber vomit!"
December 1, 2025 at 4:11 PM
"It's seamless! Just like rubber vomit!"
James Thurber seemed okay with it.
December 1, 2025 at 10:29 AM
James Thurber seemed okay with it.
My company's AI training was basically, "Use it if you must, but for Pete's sake don't use it for anything we can get sued for!*"
* Which is a fair amount (especially in California).
* Which is a fair amount (especially in California).
December 1, 2025 at 5:50 AM
My company's AI training was basically, "Use it if you must, but for Pete's sake don't use it for anything we can get sued for!*"
* Which is a fair amount (especially in California).
* Which is a fair amount (especially in California).
"Wait, are you trying to sell us the Sega Dreamcast?"
December 1, 2025 at 5:48 AM
"Wait, are you trying to sell us the Sega Dreamcast?"
Big Kevin Mitchell energy
November 30, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Big Kevin Mitchell energy
"You put me on the call sheet. I came."
November 30, 2025 at 3:50 PM
"You put me on the call sheet. I came."
"Look at him drive freeways straight through minority neighborhoods - he reminds me of a less restrained Bill Laimbeer."
"Right, Charles. And here's the flagrant foul against Penn Station that took him out of the game."
"Right, Charles. And here's the flagrant foul against Penn Station that took him out of the game."
November 30, 2025 at 3:48 PM
"Look at him drive freeways straight through minority neighborhoods - he reminds me of a less restrained Bill Laimbeer."
"Right, Charles. And here's the flagrant foul against Penn Station that took him out of the game."
"Right, Charles. And here's the flagrant foul against Penn Station that took him out of the game."
Big quantum foam vibes.
November 29, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Big quantum foam vibes.
The C-suite suite is probably full of sweets.
November 29, 2025 at 7:03 PM
The C-suite suite is probably full of sweets.
In business "C-suite" refers to top-level management positions that generally have the word "Chief" in their title, exactly as you said.
I have now learned that "C-suite" also refers to software environments for control systems for HVAC, mechanical systems , etc. So thanks!
I have now learned that "C-suite" also refers to software environments for control systems for HVAC, mechanical systems , etc. So thanks!
November 29, 2025 at 6:40 PM
In business "C-suite" refers to top-level management positions that generally have the word "Chief" in their title, exactly as you said.
I have now learned that "C-suite" also refers to software environments for control systems for HVAC, mechanical systems , etc. So thanks!
I have now learned that "C-suite" also refers to software environments for control systems for HVAC, mechanical systems , etc. So thanks!
Technically that's a modern "blackletter" font; many versions were used in Europe starting in the 12th century, and the Nazis couldn't even settle on a "true German" font (see "Antiqua-Fraktur dispute").
I imagine the DOGE reject who shat that out:
1) didn't know any better.
2) was going for vibes.
I imagine the DOGE reject who shat that out:
1) didn't know any better.
2) was going for vibes.
November 29, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Technically that's a modern "blackletter" font; many versions were used in Europe starting in the 12th century, and the Nazis couldn't even settle on a "true German" font (see "Antiqua-Fraktur dispute").
I imagine the DOGE reject who shat that out:
1) didn't know any better.
2) was going for vibes.
I imagine the DOGE reject who shat that out:
1) didn't know any better.
2) was going for vibes.
Primary mission goals achieved!
Any secondary goals (like iono shopping)?
Any secondary goals (like iono shopping)?
November 29, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Primary mission goals achieved!
Any secondary goals (like iono shopping)?
Any secondary goals (like iono shopping)?
"My dear boy, why don't you just try acting?"
a man with glasses is standing next to a lamp .
Alt: Sir Laurence Olivier in Marathon Man. Supposedly he said this to Dustin Hoffman after the younger actor mentioned going without sleep in order to show his character's exhaustion.
(Hoffman later said it was a joke, and his exhaustion was due to repeatedly partying all night, as one did in 1970s Manhattan)
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November 29, 2025 at 4:30 AM
"My dear boy, why don't you just try acting?"
Hmmm...the company's name is Rubrik, and it deals with soulless automation. Where have I seen that before...
warhammer40k.fandom.com/wiki/Rubric_...
warhammer40k.fandom.com/wiki/Rubric_...
Rubric of Ahriman
"Echoes of the psychic scream were heard across the entire Imperium. Scores of astropathic choirs felt a terrifying power emanating from a single point in the Warp. The minds of many sanctioned psyker...
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November 28, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Hmmm...the company's name is Rubrik, and it deals with soulless automation. Where have I seen that before...
warhammer40k.fandom.com/wiki/Rubric_...
warhammer40k.fandom.com/wiki/Rubric_...